The fReichtards howl, they’re on the prowl…

They really are the stupidest motherfuckers ever.

In what could be deemed an act of war against the sovereign borders of the United States, Mexican drug cartels have seized control of at least two American ranches inside the U.S. territory near Laredo, Texas.

Two sources inside the Laredo Police Department confirmed the incident is unfolding and they would continue to coordinate with U.S. Border Patrol today. “We consider this an act of war,” said one police officer on the ground near the scene. There is a news blackout of this incident at this time and the sources inside Laredo PD spoke on the condition of anonymity.

Word broke late last night that Laredo police have requested help from the federal government regarding the incursion by the Los Zetas. It appears that the ranch owners have escaped without incident but their ranches remain in the hands of the blood thirsty cartels.

It will surprise exactly no one that this story is being pushed on Andy Breitbart’s Big Peace and ... pretty much no where else. Even Cornfidiot Wankee doesn’t buy it, but many of his commenters Want to Believe.

Meanwhile, giant ants could stomp through Laredo and the cops wouldn’t know about it because the Skid Mark Brigade is jamming the lines.

You can click through TBogg if you want front row seats to the current drool-a-thon. If you’ve had your daily supply of idiocy, read this instead.*

*This linky is hinky. Scroll down to #60. Thanks to Mrs. Polly for the hinkiness alert.

Posted by Hunger Tallest Palin on 07/25/10 at 07:07 PM • Permalink

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Well, after all those reports of headless bodies in the Arizona desert, what else do you expect?

Comment by Oblomova on 07/25/10 at 07:55 PM

Even FreeRepublic flagged this as a hoax.

But hoaxes are pretty much all Breitbart runs these days, now that he’s nothing more than Tucker Carlson’s Oompa-Loompa.

It will surprise exactly no one that this story is being pushed on Andy Breitbart’s Big Peace and ... pretty much no where else.

Maybe next they’ll tell us Mullah Omar is being held in Laredo.

Tucker Carlson’s Oompa Loompa? What a great image. Though, to be honest, I’d thought of Tucker Carlson as more oompa loompa-ish and Breitbart as more like that glutton kid who falls into the chocolate river and ends up blueberry colored.

aimai

Isn’t John Boehner closer to Oompa-Loompa Orange?

Well, you goddamned liEbruls can keep on laughing because the An Diego Minuteman Brigade has also found out, on good authority, that ChiComms have tunneled underneath two Nebraska ranches and are planning what can only be described as a “Red Dawn” remix.

So suck on that libtards, because when the ChiComms come for you I won’t protect you with my guns an’ stuff.

*San

Oompa Loompa Sprayontan Dude/ I’ve got another puzzle for you… http://bit.ly/3CWc6f

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