The entire Tom Cruise Scientology award footage

I’m sure by now most of you have seen the video of Tom Cruise’s mindfuckerrific ode to Scientology that’s leaked onto the web (part 2 of 6 in the YouTube player below), but there’s a lot more footage from the award ceremony and accompanying crazy available.  It’s the longest blowjob Tom Cruise ever got in his life and it all ends with lusty “hip hip hoorays” directed at an oversized portrait of L. Ron Hubbard.  Watch it all before the litigious Scientologists get it yanked off of YouTube.

UPDATE: Oh well, that didn’t last long.  All of the videos but the well known one have been pulled and this message has been added to the censored pages: “This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International.” See below the fold for options on downloading AVI files of the full awards ceremony.

PROBLEM CORRECTED: All six pieces available for viewing again below.

BONUS PARODY BY CRAIG FERGUSON:

MORE: You can also grab a high-quality AVI file via BitTorrent, but it’s not all of the footage, just the sit-down with Tom part that’s been circulating.

FINALLY: You can download the whole enchilada in AVI format via RapidShare in two parts here and here.

Posted by Kevin K. on 01/18/08 at 01:36 PM • Permalink
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Oh my LRH, you’re right. There’s some classic stuff to be found in that additional footage. The whole thing is just nuts.  What fun.

After a few seconds of his comment, I couldn’t understand a word he was saying...just bits of it would grab my attention...something about “I have ethics - because I have ethics, I have to put them on you”
So the deal with Scientology is that LRH wrote a Scifi book and some folks found it so compelling that they made a religion of it?
I’m thinking of starting the religion called Jabberworkism...We must wake up to the threat! Any moment now he may come a whiffling and who will be there to raise the vorpal blade?
Let us all meditate under the Tumtum tree.
Oh frabjus day!
XXKHT