The Googles Say Obama is a Socialist Open Thread

Oh my, TexasMess really outdid herself today. Even though competition is stiff, this may qualify as one of the dumbest PUMA posts ever. Maybe johninca or wearinghobosfaces can write a poem about it.

Roar.

Posted by Kevin K. on 12/17/08 at 06:27 PM • Permalink

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Oh my God. The phone number associated with the house starts with (415).

The 4th, 1st and 5th letter of the alphabet are

D, A, E

DAE? What’s that?

The Dubai Aerospace Enterprise!
http://www.dubaiaerospace.com/portal/Default.aspx

OMG.NObama is a Muslim who will crash planes into the American Dream 4Evah!!!!

Can they just stop this shit already?  He picked Rick Warren for his convocation, for baby jesus’s sake!

If anything, he’s stunning in his centrism.

My comment, which will probably get me banned.:

Has it occurred to y’all that they may have put a decoy number so people can’t just ring up the president-elect?

Do you really think they would have his number out there?

I was glad to see the Effluence devote a front page post to the Birther nonsense today.  I still remember Gary ChapelHill’s cries during the campaign that they were above all that.

Also, I find the “Tinfoil Hat” threads hilarious.  They’re actually proud of their own stupidity and gullibility.

I also commented at Texas Idiot, and in the likely event it’s scrubbed, here it is:

There’s a lot of problems with this analysis.  First off, Google doesn’t keep a listing of phone numbers like the phone company does.  Any phone number listed with an address is the result of Google search, which is not official and certainly open to error. 

Secondly, two seconds of searching brings up this page, which is an FEC list of candidates posted by the lieutenant governor of Utah.  On this list, the PSL (with that phone number) is listed directly above the Democratic party (with that address but no phone number).  This is literally the only result that comes up when searching for that address and that phone number.  This is fairly conclusive proof that the FEC list is Google’s reason for listing that number with that address.

Thirdly, those screaming that whitepages.com has “scrubbed” this info are being ridiculous.  The Obamas’ home phone number is not listed, so you’re claiming something has been scrubbed that never existed in the first place. 

This analysis, like the rest of this site, resulted from poor critical thinking and confirmation bias run amok.

Those are the most stupid people on earth. When I read those responses, cheering each other on for every breathless “discovery”, I laughed right out loud. They sound like a bunch of eighth grade losers comparing notes in the girl’s bathroom.

John Cain, yes I believe you have solved it because the candidate whose name actually appears with this number on the Utah list, Gloria LaRiva, is the PSL candidate hence the listing of the PSL phone number next to her listing.  So, much as the PUMies wish, Barack actually does not secretly live at the socialist commie pinko headquarters in SF.

And you are correct about Obama’s phone number - a check of DexOnline shows that it is not listed.

John, I love it that they have kept your post up but eliminated the links, then TD comes on and gripes that you are trying to confuse her “analysis” with pesky “facts”.  And they’re all madly taking screenshots of everywhere they go because they know the Obots will be after them scrubbing the sites right and left.

The Cuba connection alone points to Ayers, who recently visited there, and to MO, who is not proud of America and who, with all the designers in America, chose a Cuban to design her black-widow dress.

Oh dear god, they think Narciso Rodriguez is part of teh commie conspiracy?  The guy’s from New Jersey!

Maybe post an excerpt for those of us who can’t bring themselves to hit the link?

Oh dear god, they think Narciso Rodriguez is part of teh commie conspiracy?

Uh. Yeah. Here’s a fun game:
1. Approach a person of Cuban descent.
2. Call him (or her) a Commie.
3. Spend the next hour playing Hunt the Molar.

If we could find a way to convert the ignorance of just one PUMA into heat, the world’s energy problems would be solved.

Hunger Tallest - they did a Google search on Obama’s address and came up with the address of his home paired with a San Francisco phone number (based on the area code).  The phone number belongs to the PSL party headquarters (which is the Party of Socialism and Liberation or similar).  Bunch of them called it to verify (guy answering the phone must be thinking “what the???”  So the PUMAs have concluded Proof Positive-Obama is a Socialist, Commie Pinko Marxist for sure.  John Cain’s link and following comments here explain what happened on Google.  Followed by pleasure of reading PUMAs post about falling over their own feet to try and get this important information out to the MSN.  Another day, another PUMA fail.

Oh come on, OBVIOUSLY he runs the PSL—which is actually, what, a handful of aging hippies printing out flyers to shove at people during unrelated rallies or marches, and arguing over such sinister plots as whose turn it is fix the stopped up toilet again?—out of a secret Batroom in his mansion.  I mean, DUH.  What else would the incoming President of the United States (Democratic Party) be doing?  Forget the Bilderbergers!  Some really obscure third party operating out of San Francisco is where it’s AT, baybee!!

(...and he would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for those pesky PUMAs)

-headsmack-

Mary
I grew up when “The Red Menace” scare dominated much of Americsn politics. We heard it so often that it baecme laughable. Noe, I on’t find it funny at all.

I didn’t think I’d ever live to say that Sen. Joe McCarthy and FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover might have spoken some truth

One of the No Quarter nutbag quotes of the year from “Betty”...

This past November, when three little girls in Afghanistan had acid thrown in their faces I felt, and feel, it was a direct result of Democratic party primaries and election campaign…Think how much better off we would be if we had taken to the streets to demand a fair and open recount of the votes in Fla. in 2000.

http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/12/15/it-takes -a-special-kind-of-person/#comments

they did a Google search on Obama’s address and came up with the address of his home paired with a San Francisco phone number (based on the area code).

So all this time, unbeknownst to anyone in the entire world, the Obamas have been living in California instead of Illinois. Hmmm. This means the same guy who isn’t experienced enough to shine Hillary’s shoes is somehow the same guy who has total control over everyone in at least three states (‘cos he got Hawai’i to fake his birth certificate), not to mention large chunks of the federal government including the Secret Service and all of the intelligence agencies. Oh, and he must have created a teleporter to allow him to get from his real house in Cali to his pretend house (inhabited by clones of himself and family that he whipped up in his secret lab) in Illinois.

But somehow this super stealthy genius master of
deception forgot that his “real” phone number was available on the internons.

Wow.

What, I say, what the fuck is wrong with those dipshits?

Meanwhile, the awesome brainpannery of the ButtBurger bashers resurfaces again:

fuzzybeargville, on December 17th, 2008 at 7:24 pm Said:

ok had to share the $hit storm post I did at YTD….

From the Office of the President Still here till 01/20/2009 12pm:

Happy Holidays to all the Obama supporters at YTD and Tommy Christpher

To my fellow gainesville girl Christina-a nice hot cider with a cinamon stick

Go Gators Beat Oklahoma! Tim TeBow Rocks!

A special congradulations to Obama Cabinet appointees

Sec Def Gates (4 more years)

UN Ambassador designate Condi Rice

Sec of Energy Select “Drill bagy Drill” Ken Salazar

Sec of HHS select and Washington Outsider Thom Dashel….

Oh and a special shout to Gov of Ill-in-noise “I do not know him” Bag o Chips (Me hears a cock crow 3 times at dawn this ,mornin)

I think it is a brilliant strategy that you neutralize the Right Wing by making their agenda your agenda!

I would also like to thank you for your support in passing Prop 8 in California and Amendment 2 in Florida we could not have done it with out you!

Your BFF-George Bush

I passed this through Fuzzybear loves doing my dirty work for me!

myiq2xu, on December 17th, 2008 at 7:35 pm Said:

Fuzzy:

I notice that Kitty’s Litter Box and the ButtBurger crowd both spend a 90% of their time obsessing over us and the other 10% patting themselves on the back for being so smart.

Hendrik Hertzberg administers a sharp slap (read to the end).

Comment by sean on 12/18/08 at 10:38 AM

Ambassador to the UN Susan Rice has morphed into Condoleeza Rice?  That’s a surprise.

Marindenver, my further comments at Texas Darlin weren’t posted, but I basically called bullshit on her.  She’s just like every other conspiracy theorist (JFK, 9/11, etc., etc.) in that she retreated to “I’m just asking questions” as soon as she’s called on her bullshit.  She doesn’t even have the courage of her convictions.  I hope she’s happy leading a movement of fringe racist conspiracy theorists pretending to be liberals.

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