The Great Successes of Progressive Hero Grover Norquist: The Ronald Reagan Circle in Tarnow, Poland

Everyone knows that progressive soulmate Grover Norquist likes to drown fucking everything in bathtubs (the government, starving African infants, puppies, Arlen Specter, etc.) and that he’s the founder of the tumorous Americans for Tax Reform, but many people don’t know or have forgotten that he was also the founder and president of the wildly successful Ronald Reagan Legacy Project. The goal of the organization was to get a bust of the Gipper soldered onto every American’s shoulder (yours is shiny!) and eventually replace Mount Rushmore with one gigantic Reagan head. The project was so successful that it became too big for the internet and its web site had to be removed to keep many electrical circuit-kinda things and various tube-shaped portals from imploding. Fortunately, the Ronald Reagan Legacy Project’s web site has been archived here and all netroots progressives can take solace in the fact that we have the man responsible for the majestic Ronald Reagan Circle in Tarnow, Poland working with us to take down the miniature cussing Chicago Jew monster!

Behold the awesome power of the Grover! Emanuel is in for a world of hurt! Honk honk!

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Posted by Kevin K. on 12/24/09 at 10:41 AM • Permalink

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By coincidence I was just putting my plans together for the Douglas Coe putting green. The traffic circle surrounding hole Ronalda Reagana should make a nice sand trap.

Is there such a thing as a Par 0? Or does one give a Par 1 to the wealthy and let it trickle down?

Comment by AltHippo on 12/24/09 at 11:56 AM

I suspect we had a British street furniture architect shipped in, in retaliation for the Polish plumbers etc. that were stealing so many British jobs a year or two ago.

I didn’t think Reagan was a great fan of grass anyway. Still, a tree in the middle would have been a complete slap in the face to his memory, so it could be worse.

It’s just begging for a guerrilla planting of some spring bulbs, though.

Comment by YAFB on 12/24/09 at 12:03 PM

How bout a Memorial Pat Robertson gay sex public toilet dead center here with a Memorial Margaret (“people today think they have the right to be gay”) Thatcher condom dispensers? If only that grinning fuckface, friend of the jew, “OH!!! I’ve was taken out of context”, snake oil salesman would ever fucking die with Maggie in the Castro District fatal, flaming, gay pride parade float gone horribly astray accident I’ve been dreaming of for decades.

Comment by Jamie on 12/24/09 at 12:43 PM

I’ll never forgive that bastard for renaming National Airport. Only tourists refer to it as Reagan National Airport.

Comment by Tom65 on 12/24/09 at 02:45 PM

That’s the weirdest roundabout I’ve ever seen in me life!  Maybe I’m looking at it from the wrong angle.

Comment by Rebecca on 12/24/09 at 10:00 PM

The Ronald Reagan Roundabout? Why didn’t Grover mention this when Teabagger Nation decided that roundabouts were an Acorn/UN plot to corral Americans into FEMA camps?

Or was it that Ronald Reagan was part of the master plan TOO?

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 12/25/09 at 01:44 AM

I hope this Jane Hamsher tomfoolery isn’t the second coming of Taylor Marsh.

Comment by Manamongst Hussein on 12/25/09 at 11:39 PM
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