“The Herman Cain Train”: Early Nominee for Worst 2011 Music Video NOT Involving Spider-Man

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 05/31/11 at 04:43 PM • Permalink

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The title sounds kinda like Dr. Seuss.  I’m thinking of his old pr0n classic, “Herman Cain Pulls A Train.”

Not to be confused with “Horton Hires a Ho.”

Please, I beg of you—nobody bring up “Hop on Pop.”

“Success is a dream, not a destination.”

LOL - for you, Cain, perhaps.

Small point, but really though, shouldn’t that quote be “Success is a journey, not a destination” ?

Comment by pwc on 05/31/11 at 06:29 PM

I got to “Herman Cain…oh….Herman Cain…..” and gave up.  The cringe-factor is off-the-charts for this little ditty.

I’m getting “Virgil Caine is the name and I served on the Danville train” as an earworm, then I have to go LALALALALA in my brain to drown out Joan Baez singing “Til so much cavalry came”, then it starts all over again.  So thank you.  Very much.

@pwc I believe that’s what he said, “Success is a journey, not a destination”.  May I recommend a Q-tip?

Thank Christ. I thought he said “Success is a gurney,” and I wasn’t deep enough to tease out the meaning.

Sadly, I think Tim Pawlenty is searching Yellow Pages right now for bands that do weddings, birthdays, bar mitvahs, and presidential campaigns.

I made it Palin-way through the video, but why is Cain being run over by that locomotive?

Conservatives keep trying to de-fund the National Endowment for the Arts in the vain notion that it will prevent reg’lar Amur’cans from realizing that their music videos (and Atlas Shrugged) suck ass.

The HermCain train costs a lot to ride.  Your soul, your heart, and even your pride.  Take a little advice: stay away from the HermCain train.

Comment by Angry Geometer on 06/01/11 at 01:35 PM

Obviously, the Right Brothers declined the gig.

Comment by Steve M. on 06/01/11 at 04:50 PM
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