The Intertubes Just Keep on Giving
Hi all, this is my debut piece so go easy on me please?? I just want to say I’m ecstatic to be asked to join this multi-talented team so let’s have some fun!
As tempting as it is to snicker endlessly over the PUMA’s and their long list of FAILs (one of which I witnessed personally here in Denver and have a photographic record of which I plan to share soon – anyone remember The Rise??) we must remember that there are indeed other sources of seemingly endless amusement out there in the Great Intertubes. Groups of those that we can seemingly and if we are so blessed to caringly and thoughtfully name what is in our humble opinion and meanin no disrespect of course: SAU’s.* (That was Sarah Speak. Uncontrollably lapse into it sometimes when thinking about SAU’s.)
For instance, and help me out here, I can’t decide which group of SAU’s are more delusional (stay with me after the jump):
*Stupid And Uninformed - thx to Zero in comments
a. The hopeless losers at African Press International that show up hour after hour, day after day, waiting for “Chief Editor Korir” to finally release the Michelle Obama tapes and now he claims to have “the Imam’s certificate” which is proof positive that Barack was born in Kenya. There are actually permanent trolls living over there who mock the commenters endlessly as they open wide and swallow whole “Korir’s” latest contractual difficulty, causing yet another deadline for release to fade into history, while constantly jockeying for position as one of “Mr. Korir’s” favored ones. Apparently getting a little bored yesterday, “Korir” decided to spice things up a little by “revealing” that one of the Original Ten, or something, was really a paid Obama traitor/spy. They went into a total meltdown and feeding frenzy trying to ferret the person out and pretty much crashed the site. Stoopid on that scale, you gotta love.
b. The constant whiners and complainers who hang out with Philip Berg and are convinced that Barack is not a U.S. citizen and the courts JUST WON’T LISTEN TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (They now have proof positive that Barack committed further crimes by not registering with the Selective Service and FORGED documents THIS YEAR that said he did!!). Berg’s lawsuit got tossed out of court and now he’s taking it upstairs to the SCOTUS. Failing to get the Court to put an emergency hold on the election over it, he is now urging everyone to bombard the Justices with an e-mail and letter campaign. I would worry that might actually offend the Justices except I seriously doubt there will be enough volume for them to take notice. And this link is purely gratuitous. Scroll down for the photoshopped picture of Osama and Obama. This guy has lapsed into serious psychopathology.
But I just have to ask, as entertaining as these people are don’t any of them have actual lives or are they really all just dumb as stumps? (No seriously, I do know the answer.)
Posted by marindenver on 11/14/08 at 05:17 PM • Permalink
Categories: Politics • Election '08 • Barack Obama • PUMAs • Nutters • Poliblogs • Skull Hampers •
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