The Keene Shopping Network. ‘Cause that’s what we are: Keeeeene

Inexcusable! The candidate’s new OS, Mitt Vista, has a patch specifically addressing the gaydar issue that plagued previous versions. Not to mention that in Concord, New Hampshire terms, that dude is fuh-LAMing.

Aw, now I’m all nostalgic. Overheard something about this incident earlier, and my first thought was “bet that was in New Hampshire,” though to be fair I always think that when something awesome happens on the campaign trail. I’ve heard about it being “the South of the North,” and that’s just not the case—it really is libertarian in the “leave me alone” sense, plus the people there, while lovely, aren’t what you’d call unfailingly polite.

Born in Keene, grew up in Stoddard, right on Highland Lake. Looked around the ol’ YT—and when you’re talking about New Hampshire, it makes sense to say that rather than “YouTube”—to find a clip that conveys the feel of the place. Slim pickin’s but there is this:

Pretty much sums it up, ayuh.

Oh, if anybody recognizes the title of this post, please tell me what sketch show that was. It’s been driving me nuts and it’s unGooglable. Also, please explain how I have a distinct memory of knowing this guy personally except it turns out he died the year I was born. Scaaaarrry WOOOOOOooo oh right, memories are famously faulty. Eh, whatever puts Sandusky away.

Love ya, New Hampshire! Sorry your face fell off.

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Don’t hail from the Land of Subzero Temperatures and Lotsa Snow myself, but in the spirit of the coming winter - AGW permitting - here Da Yoopers.

NH:  Live Free or Die

NH:  Live, Freeze, then Die

What? No “Granite State of Mind?”

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