The Keg Party [NSFW!]

I finally found the guy who can actually bring the teabaggers and the manic progressives together to TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK. Norquist, Hamsher, and Schlafly really need The Kid from Brooklyn (aka “the bigman”) to co-sign their next letter. He’s completely nailed the best co-mingling of their issues that could ever be achieved:

“Tea will make you pee, but beer will make you fucking piss! And now I’m fucking pissed!” Seriously, no one on either side has come up with a better slogan than that. Sign the bigman up!

Posted by Kevin K. on 05/25/10 at 05:00 PM • Permalink

Categories: Booze • Politics • Nutters • Teabaggery • YouTubidity •

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Man, he must be ill, he’s lost a lot of weight.

Comment by HumboldtBlue on 05/25/10 at 04:33 PM

Nope, he just went on a diet, or as he put it, “I BLEW UP TO 470 FUCKIN POUNDS! I ATE LIKE I HAD SIX ASSHOLES! THINK ABOUDIT!!!”*

One of his YouTube commenters said, “This is what the Internet is for.” I’d pretty much have to agree.

*Finally, a reason for capslock.

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 05/25/10 at 06:15 PM

I’ve always loved the Big Man, and I’m glad he slimmed down under his own power.

It’s refreshing to see an angry Lib who isn’t constantly whining about being a victim of the patriarchy/oligarchy.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 05/25/10 at 07:15 PM

Simply put, that was fuckin’ awesome.  Thanks for sharing the Big Man Kevin.

Comment by kathequa on 05/25/10 at 10:20 PM

Fucking hilarious!

Comment by G on 05/25/10 at 11:17 PM

That guy is my new hero.  Let’s get Grayson and Weiner in the Keg Party!

Comment by t4toby on 05/26/10 at 11:19 AM
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