The Kobayashi Maru Scenario*
Not since Cadet James Tiberius Kirk pwned his Starfleet instructors by gaming the simulated “no-win scenario” in his favor has a seemingly doomed participant avoided a humiliating exposure of incompetence as cleverly as Governor Palin did last night.
It truly was a no-win situation for Palin: As she’s amply demonstrated over the past several weeks, she doesn’t know jackshit about national affairs, foreign policy or McCain’s position on key issues. She also can’t respond coherently to basic questions. So how could she avoid a train wreck? By ignoring the questions and delivering talking points and attacks instead. And she pretty much pulled it off.
Damn, I wish such a strategy had occurred to me back when I was in college. Instead of studying for exams in dreary subjects like algebra, I could have just ignored the test questions and submitted an essay on the use of allegories as a foreshadowing device in Wuthering Heights instead. That would have showed those pointy-headed, elitist mathematics professors and their boring old numbers.
Except I would have flunked out. Luckily for Palin, debates aren’t scored objectively, and apparently, responding to the actual questions isn’t a requirement. Folksiness counts. So she did okay.
According to the snap polls I’ve seen, most viewers thought Biden won the debate. But the consensus is that Palin didn’t screw up. My sense at this point is that Palin avoided disaster but didn’t change the trajectory of the race. She made the wingnuts happy again and failed to move the center.
And it looks like the McCain campaign plans to call that good enough—Palin’s line about the mainstream media indicates to me that she’s going to finish out the remnants of the race by sticking to wingnut informercials like the Hannity and Hewitt “interviews.”
I don’t see how Palin’s preaching to the choir helps McCain pick up the independents he has to have to win the presidency. But apparently avoiding a Palin implosion is good enough for McCain. And that has to be considered a win for Obama-Biden.
*1,000 nerd points to all who knew what this was without clicking the link.
[Cross-posted at Betty Cracker]
Posted by Betty Cracker on 10/03/08 at 07:04 AM • Permalink
Categories: Politics • Election '08 • St. McSame • Barack Obama • Joe Biden • Sarah Palin •

