The Man Who Will Be King

Now the Republicans simply must convince Senator Marco Rubio of Florida to run for president or force him to run as second banana to Perry or Bachmann or whichever horrid teatard bags the nomination: Not only does he have 50% more vowels in his name than the average GOPer, Rubio saved Nancy Reagan!

VIDEO: Nancy Reagan falls : MyFoxORLANDO.com

I wonder what Mrs. Reagan was whispering to Rubio before she almost face-planted? Probably something like, “Can you fetch me a mojito, ‘Lonzo?”

Fox reported that Mrs. Reagan appeared uninjured, took her seat and remained in it for the entire night’s speechifying. Well, it’s not like she had much of a choice, did she? Poor old thing.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 08/24/11 at 01:12 PM • Permalink

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“Can you fetch me a mojito, ‘Lonzo?”

“And don’t take too much off when trimming the azalea bushes this time..”

Comment by scratch on 08/24/11 at 01:33 PM

Who is the GOP Savior of the Week™? I am agog to know. They’re so much fun to watch!

Trump was the funniest crash-n-burn. We need some categories for awards with all this - sort of like the late lamented Golden Winger awards, but not if administering such a thing would make this blog go the way of The Poor Man Institute. I miss that place.

Comment by Xecky Gilchrist on 08/24/11 at 02:45 PM

Good luck running as Perry’s VP, you stupid shit-heel.

These programs weakened us as a people. You see, almost forever, it was institutions in society that assumed the role of taking care of one another. If someone was sick in your family, you took care of them. If a neighbor met misfortune, you took care of them. You saved for your retirement and your future because you had to. We took these things upon ourselves in our communities, our families, and our homes, and our churches and our synagogues. But all that changed when the government began to assume those responsibilities. All of a sudden, for an increasing number of people in our nation, it was no longer necessary to worry about saving for security because that was the government’s job.

http://www.tnr.com/blog/jonathan-chait/94128/marco-r ubio-and-the-new-republican-consensus


His plan for reviving the economy will involve nothing more than tax cuts and skull-fucking Castro on national teevee.

Comment by Hunter Gathers on 08/24/11 at 05:46 PM
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