The Man Who Will Be King
Now the Republicans simply must convince Senator Marco Rubio of Florida to run for president or force him to run as second banana to Perry or Bachmann or whichever horrid teatard bags the nomination: Not only does he have 50% more vowels in his name than the average GOPer, Rubio saved Nancy Reagan!
I wonder what Mrs. Reagan was whispering to Rubio before she almost face-planted? Probably something like, “Can you fetch me a mojito, ‘Lonzo?”
Fox reported that Mrs. Reagan appeared uninjured, took her seat and remained in it for the entire night’s speechifying. Well, it’s not like she had much of a choice, did she? Poor old thing.