The new GOP.com site

Black and white and (currently) dead all over:

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Posted by Kevin K. on 10/13/09 at 01:40 PM • Permalink

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Dan Gerstein says it’s all Jane Hamsher’s fault.

I think the wee Michael Steele scampering all over the site got stuck in the gears. Poor thing.

Looks like it’s working now. I particularly like the chubby white fratboy whose face makes the O in GOP. I hope they make that their logo.

I’m not sure if it’s working here or not. It takes ages to “load,” then all I see is:

 

 

 

 

 

 

It is working. Tiny Michael Steele just walked across my computer screen, tried to look “with it,” appealed for tech help for obvious reasons, and said, There’s something new happening, and that new is you!”

After which he audibly smacked his flop-sweat-moistened palms together, and looked first diffident, then slightly desperate, as the clip runs juuuussst a tad too long.

They’re idiots on all fronts.  To wit: they recently sent an “Obama Agenda Survey” to my Dad, with requisite bleg for a financial contribution.

Dad died in December, 2003, so he missed the 2004, 2006 and 2008 elections.  I suppose he might still be listed on the voter registration database, but certainly not as an active voter. 

This a scandal that deserves national attention and Congressional investigation.  Amirite?

OMG. *shudder* It’s working now and it’s hideous.

Michael Steele: “What Up?”

“Is our chillun learnin’?”

*Close*

Steele: “it’s really not even a web site”

Of course not.

This is just wild speculation, but I’d be willing to bet that GOP.com was registered to a cyber squatter (maybe Al Gore) for years before the Repubs realized it

OMG! Al Gore boobytrapped the domain name! DEVELOPING.

Here’s a back door:
http://our.gop.com/app/render/go.aspx?xsl=tp_community.xslt
It looks like you can start your own blog, too, how about rumproast.gop.com?

Comment by yet another boring person on 10/13/09 at 05:03 PM

Haven’t checked in here for awhile.

Nice to see that y’all are still sane and funny.

Stuff’s getting scarce.

Did you know you could Code for America??

Yes, we are serious (and, seriously geeky—-so, we warned). GOP.com is officially recruiting volunteer coders to work with our API. If you write in PHP (the base code of Facebook), and develop applications that we approve of and use at GOP.com, you will be eligible to join the Founder’s Club, the team that starts-up the first open API effort for any major political party.

oh my…

Michael Steele: “What Up?”

Title now amended to “Change the Game.” And it’s STILL crap.

And where do we claim our victory?

Rubbernecker, the chubby white frat boy of “O” delights and terrifies me as well.

I also love this headline:
Republican Faces Needs Yours

In addition to being grammatically questionable, it raises the question “Needs my WHAT? Money? Brains?”

Although I have a perfect match for a Republican face: My Ass! Har Har Har!

Title now amended to “Change the Game.” And it’s STILL crap.

And Frederick Douglass, YES, that Frederick Douglass, is in place of the O in GOP.

Epic Fail!

One of the joys I get out of being Chairman of the RNC is meeting real Republicans.

I really did need a laugh.  Thank you, yet another boring person, for the back door link!

I tried to submit my Republican face but after trying to load for about five minutes, the server just dropped my connection.

Comment by forked tongue on 10/14/09 at 10:12 AM

Freddie D is rolling over in his grave, hoping the GOP join him soon, so that they can talk about the “new agenda”

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