The Opera House Putsch

This is why I never go out to the movies anymore. Some loud asshole always talks overs the credits, yakking about how God gave us “land mass” and “work ethics” and good old Judeo-Christian Exceptionalism. You used to have to go to the Bus Station to hear that shit, but now they’re everywhere.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 06/29/11 at 08:36 AM • Permalink

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If they had to sit through the sing-along, then the two hour movie, plus that series of Gawdsquawks, I hope at least they got a nice cut-glass pickle dish for their ordeal. And a Groupon for a uremic acid-poisoning deep cleanse.

It might be considered a wash since God’s Cheerleader for Exceptional Drilling didn’t declare, but I heard the first five minutes of the movie were pretty good.

Heh. C4P posted a reader-submitted article that was getting such raves, they pulled it from the front page and dumped it into the sidebar. Job security, anyone?

“When they write the history of my reign, they will say it began tonight.”

She has to be the worst off-the-cuff speaker I’ve ever seen in the political arena. It’s just painful to watch her fumble through every goddamned sentence.

Money quote: “It’s not about me”

Palinophiles have been getting their jollies counting up the number of times the President says “I” versus the Kwittin’ Image’s “We” count, but when the speaker is actually the one in power, the one signing bills, and the one ordering troop movements, that “I” word is going to have to creep in there.

From the high-gloss lips of America’s Backseat Driver*, “We” is comfortably vague, “all of them,” populist weaselspeak.

*H/T Strange

Heh. C4P posted a reader-submitted article that was getting such raves, they pulled it from the front page and dumped it into the sidebar. Job security, anyone?

Holy fuckwaditry, Batman!  Wow, that was some strong PUMA fantasy mojo in that article!  Every dumbass strawman they could make up about liberal thought all squeezed into one article, with the cherry on top of delusional, explaining how Palin is the true savior of jobs for urban black folk!

Can’t get much more pathetically fucked up than than article.  What strange dreams these dingleberries have!

Oh, it’s a tour de force of pre-processed Conservative McHate-Nuggets, but the damning thing is that it’s written by a former “dyed in the wool” Democrat, so you know it’s, like, totally true and shit.

I despise Sarah Palin because I know she’s the “real deal,” and knowing that “scares the crap” out of me.

Seriously. She’s an “existential threat” to the web of falsehoods and deceit and I call my “beliefs” and “principles.” I mean it. I can hardly sleep at night knowing that, somewhere out there, she’s hypnotizing a raccoon so she can kill it and eat it, just like Ronald Reagan.

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