The Oregon Compact: Shameless pandering or batshit craziness?

Hillary is now pimping what she’s calling “The Oregon Compact” (dig the fancy header graphic!) and demanding that Obama agrees to two debates in Oregon, including one focused on her “compact.”  I honestly can’t decide if this is utterly guileless pandering or if Hillary has gone completely off the rails. Where’s the Iowa Compact?  Where’s the New Hampshire Compact? Where’s the Louisiana Compact? Where’s the New Mexico Compact? Where’s the compact for her home state of New York? Hell, where are the Michigan and Florida Compacts? Look for my new petition site at my-state-wants-a-fucking-compact-too.com.

Posted by Kevin K. on 04/24/08 at 05:30 PM • Permalink

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Since the Pacific Northwest hasn’t had a single presidential debate to date, Hillary Clinton is proposing that Oregon host two Presidential debates, including one specific debate on the challenges facing rural Oregonians.

Because, y’know, urban Oregonians have nothing to worry about like the Economy, Iraq, energy, health care, education and what have you. 

She’s desperate… and it shows.

I know this is nit-picky, but not only does the graphic look like something whipped up using Microsoft WordArt(TM), the content is so poorly written that it’s difficult to understand what the fuck it means. For instance, the opening graf:

Oregon has often led the nation when it comes to crafting creative, innovative solutions to complex problems. But during the last 7 years, some of that innovation has come about because the Bush Administration has failed to forge a partnership with us. Hillary Clinton will change that and work with the state - not on it or against it – in finding solutions to problems.

Innovation has come about because Bush failed to form partnerships? Makes neglect sound like a good thing! Work with the state—not on it? WTF? Finding solutions to problems? How novel!

If I submitted sub-par copy like that clients, they’d fire my cracker ass, and rightfully so. Maybe all the Internets Peoples in Oregon are already working for Obama and Hillary is making do with the ladies who write the Red Hat Society newsletter. I think it’s shameless pandering thrown hastily together to serve as a reason to stage Debate #4,597.

Obama should tell her no because he’s too busy picking his VP.

I was a bit worried that Pennsylvania would somehow revitalize Hilldo’s campaign and she’d get really sharp.  This lame bullshit has assuaged my fears.

... the content is so poorly written that it’s difficult to understand what the fuck it means.

Elitist! Elitist word-y person!!  Your calls for grammar and syntax are emboldening the terrorists!  Why do you hate the troops, Betty?

Desperate times call for desperate measures.  Like poor Terry shouting out Fox…or that Ken Lay Math 101.  I find it hard to believe she found 64,000 deranged cat ladies and ridiculous Jack McFarland´s to donate o her campaign.  An if there´s one thing I know about those groups…they´re bad tippers and especially cheap.  Maybe they´re tapping dead Chinese at this point…but I know any person with a brain has washed their hands of her.  Everyone else is a closet racist.  Because lets be real you´d have to be a dillusional idiot to live in Ohio, Texas or Penn and not know that she´s lied her ass off about at least 5 different things including NAFTA.  More dumb caucasians voting counter to their own interests.

Compact:  signed written agreement between two or more parties to perform some action.

Oh yeah right like this one she signed in August 2007!

[the DNC]... will strip states [Florida and Michigan] of 100% of their delegates and super delegates to the DNC National Convention if they violate the nomination calendar…

THEREFORE, I _______________, Democratic Candidate for President, in honor and in accordance with DNC rules, pledge to actively campaign in the pre-approved early states Iowa, Nevada, New Hampshire and South Carolina. I pledge I shall not campaign or participate in any election contest occurring in any state not already authorized by the DNC to take place in the DNC approved pre-window (any date prior to February 5, 2008).

The Pledge - http://www.fladems.com/page/-/documents/THREE_pledge_ve rsions.pdf

We all know how that’s turning out… BEWARE OREGON!

Democratic Candidate for President, in honor and in accordance with DNC rules, pledge to actively campaign.Oregon has often led the nation when it comes to crafting creative, innovative solutions to complex problems. But during the last 7 years, some of that innovation has come about because the Bush Administration has failed to forge a partnership with us. Hillary Clinton will change that and work with the state - not on it or against it – in finding solutions to problems.

any way nice information,thanks
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