The Orliad, Book 3: a net for Orly

Nosorlyatu

But not the right sort by a long shot.

A day ago or so, patriots consulting perennial justice-stalker defendourfreedoms.us to free the country from the clutches of our Indokenyan Mooslin President were suprised to discover that our freedoms were now being defended not by Orly Taitz, D.D.S.,J.D., but by GoDaddy.com. With no warning to her followers, Orly’s site seemed to be gone.  The previous version of the site, defendourfreedoms.org, was still there, looking like itself, complete with paypal button, but wearing a mysterious new message at the top:

This site is no longer the location for the NonProfit Federal Tax ID#26-4328440, Defend Our Freedoms Foundation

This site has unfortunately turned into the webmaster defending herself from Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq

The site usually thought of as Orly’s blog surfaced (HT Strangeappar8us) as defendourfreedoms.net.  But somewhere between last night and today, despite its look of familiarity, (including the picture of the warrior dentist looking manic as she massages a microphone), defendourfreedoms.net has also gone through a metamorphosis:

What happened to Dr. Orly Taitz’s Blog?  What happened to Dr. Orly Taitz’s websites.

No, the FBI did not shut it down.

No, Obama did not shut it down.

No, her web host did not shut it down.

Grab a cup of coffee and pull up a chair.

That is Lisa Ostella, Orly’s much put-upon erstwhile Webmaster, blowing a gasket. Orly’s websites are actually in Lisa’s name, paid for and administered by her. And when Orly’s paranoiac ranting about non-existent Paypal hacking and sabotage got to FBI-level, Lisa had had it. What is especially odd and disturbing is that Lisa claims Orly allowed a third party to gather information on every visitor to the blog, and it was that program that caused the problems Orly ascribed to hacking.

Lisa has quite a lot to say for herself, and about Orly.

She also opened the blog to unmoderated comments, (HT YAFB, and diolch ;^)) the port-cullis is up, the floodgates are open, the barbarian hoardes are pouring in, iconoclasts are wacking the hell out of the artifacts, Wonkette was seen with firecrackers in its hair, trucknutz swinging.

Grab up your pike and torch, and go. Teabags, anyone?

orlysprinkled

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It’s a mess in there ... but highly amusing. I am only mildly disappointed in myself for wasting an hour reading.

Yee-haw! Time to go teabag some Trucknutz!

On the one hand, people are free to associate with whomever they please.

On the other, if you willingly associate with whackjobs, you ought to know its only a matter of time they turn their whackjobbery on you.

The intricacies of some bitter experiences are not of much interest to outsiders, but the joy here is in the comments section, which, like its sister catastrophe, the Petition for Redress, is a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

I was once involved in a blog border skirmish that didn’t interest even me. After somebody has filled the screen with more than three block paragraphs of angry, self-justifying text, it’s well to consider whether even dear friends would be willing to read that far.

I’m laughing my ass off right now.

That site is a hot fucking mess. Maybe Orly just got tired of paying shit-flinging howler monkeys for web design.

I just replied to the message at the top of the thread as President of ACORN.  You should all reply to it so we can create an insanely long thread of Rumproast magic.

Judges should be indicted for not upholding constitution and not hearing the cases of Obama’s lack of eligibility

EVERYONE EVERYWHERE SHOULD BE FLUNG IN JAIL 4EVAR!

AND THEN THE JAILS SHOULD BE FLUNG IN JAIL!!!1!!

ALSO.

For the record, I am NOT the “Sandy Cooter” posting at Orly’s old site.

My work has a much finer edge to it.

Duly noted.

“Diamond Cooter” would be much more apt.

I guess “Vagina Dentata” was taken

Vagina Dentista?

Yeah, her too.

fucking edit button…

AND THEN THE JAILS SHOULD BE FLUNG IN JAIL!!!1!!

ALSO.

AND THEN THE FLUNG SHOULD BE FLUNG IN JAIL!!!Eleventy

What is wrong with me that this nonsense makes me laugh so hard the cats put their ears back and race out of the room? (There goes one now.) I mean, when I see some guy wearing five coats, six sweaters and four pairs of pants screaming about the radioactive squirrels that stole his nuts, I don’t laugh at him. But this shit is fuuun-ee.

Pumalicious, I just replied to your thread. Can you believe there are people in the world who don’t know about the auction benefitting Defend Our Freedoms for psychedelic wax-worms?

HTP, the guy who layers doesn’t have the power to persuade anyone else, but these noodleheads are just banding together into the mob from Young Frankenstein.

Have you noticed that whenever Orly pronounces her name, Alan Berg whinnies?

Meanwhile, at the other end of the thread, RobK ventures a brave bluff:

RobK wrote:
Okay guys, found out this entire post is done by a hacker who has taken over the sight. Dr. Taitz has nothing to do with it. It has been found that the JPEG images posted were not communications performed by the Dr. at all. This was suspected back when a line of communication appeared approximately a month ago that mirrors the communication you see posted. Dr. Taitz’s website was hacked, along with her PayPal account. It is under investigation, and just let me say, this perpetrator has been “had” for lack of a better term.

But jvahle is having none of it:

jvahle wrote:
Designer suit from Saks - $4000.00
Jimmy Chu pumps - $600.00
Gold/diamond jewelry - $10,000.00
leather attache case - $1,500.00
Teeth veneers - $5000.00
Peroxide- $10.00
Tammy Faye Racoon Eye makeup - $50.00

Being outed as a fraud by your own volunteer staff - PRICELESS!

RobK must have bought one of Polarik’s How 2 Fake Yr Way 2 Internet Experteez pamphlets at one of Orly’s gun shows.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, that thread is epic, especially because you don’t know who is serious and who isn’t.  I hope somebody has a mind to save it.

Polly, just gotta say that picture at the top is awesome.  Love that gothic watercolor look.

Polly, just gotta say that picture at the top is awesome

I agree—the best yet.  Those looming houses with their window-eyes and Orly’s apprehensive glance backward are inspired.  Is this an homage to the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari?

Comment by MaryRC on 04/13/09 at 04:23 AM

On her new site, Orly is… wait for it… asking her supporters to call the FBI and demand they investigate Lisa Ostella.

Somebody said something mean about me. Call the FBI!
My computer is broken. Call the FBI!
My dog peed on the carpet. Call the FBI!
The neighbor looked at me funny. Call the FBI!
I called the FBI. Call the FBI!

I kinda knew some of you folks would be in there.  hehehehe.  Great Picture Book, Mrs. Polly.  I will again commend you on your ability to capture the essence of Orly.  Well done.

Is this an homage to the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari?

Mary, you’re close, but it’s actually inspired by Nosforatu. When Orly started flouncing through the country toting her “dossiers,” it reminded me of the vampire (whose name, are you sitting down?) is Count Orlok.

Count Orlok goes tipping through the streets of a town in the Carpathian mountains with his coffin tucked casually under his arm, like a jazz bassist heading home after a gig.

The synchronicity is getting to be a little scary. Orlok, Orly, striking fear into the citizens, walking undead, draining lifeblood from the innocent (and stupid), and terrifying makeup.

Susequent episodes of the Orliad may have to wear a second title: the Orliad, or, Nosorlyatu: A Symphony Of Stupidity.

I called the FBI. Call the FBI!

YOU’D BETTER BE QUIET OR I’LL CALL THE FBI!!

On her new site, Orly is… wait for it… asking her supporters to call the FBI and demand they investigate Lisa Ostella.

Somebody is just begging for the full wrath of a pissed off computer jockey. She won’t be able to afford the Sharpie markers she uses for eye liner before this is all through.

YOU’D BETTER BE QUIET OR I’LL CALL THE FBI!!

HTP, during the presidential primaries I had the misfortune of becoming acquainted with a real nutjob who wanted to work for Obama, but went crazy and started tossing wild accusations towards everyone in our local grassroots network. He was convinced that the lowest level Obama volunteers were working with corrupt congressmen and David Axelrod to silence him because hehad INSIDER KNOWLEDGE about Obama’s corrupt past when this crazy guy lived in Chicago.

He was really off the deep end, and eventually started cc’ing every crazy message to several @fbi.gov email addresses he must have found online.

The best part was when he started cc’ing ben smith at the politico (along with dozens, yes dozens) of other journalists, on his long (5-6 pages each) accusatory rants. Then he would write, in the middle of a paragraph on like the third or fourth page, “If Ben Smith would like more information about this person I can provide copies of the emails.”

Mind you, this was during the height of primary season, and ben smith was certainly getting hundreds if not thousands of “tips” like this a day to his public email address.  And this guy thinks that smith would read the whole fucking thing and contact him?

The guy was insane, but he was amusing at least.

PUMA PAC and CONFLUENCE are like the short choral pieces of Peter Maxwell Davise. THIS stuff is like a full-blown opera by Penderecki. Mrs. Polly, this da bomb!

Mrs. Polly -

That sprinkler necklace is truly inspired, BTW.

That’s like a beautiful sunset or a basket full of puppies.  I’m not ashamed to admit that I wept gently.

He was convinced that the lowest level Obama volunteers were working with corrupt congressmen and David Axelrod to silence him because hehad INSIDER KNOWLEDGE about Obama’s corrupt past when this crazy guy lived in Chicago.

You knew Larry Sinclair?

When Orly started flouncing through the country toting her “dossiers,” it reminded me of the vampire (whose name, are you sitting down?) is Count Orlok.

Get out!  That’s too funny.  It is a wonderful image and rather haunting.  Poor Orly.

Uh-oh, Lisa got a “ceize and desist” letter from Oily.

Too. Fucking. Funny.

As I noted there: There is no way this woman could have passed the bar. And I mean all definitions of the word “bar”.

Two great tastes that go great together - Comrade Orly and bigfoot expert “Citizen” Larry Wells.

http://citizenwells.wordpress.com/2009/04/13/orly-ta itz-update-april-13-2009-dr-taitz-new-website-defend-our-fre edoms-san-antonio-tx-tea-party-fbi-citizens-grand-jury/< /p>

“Orly Taitz, Update, April 13, 2009, Dr. Taitz new website, Defend our Freedoms, San Antonio TX tea party, FBI, Citizens Grand Jury
April 13, 2009 · 7 Comments

I just got off the phone with Dr. Orly Taitz. We spoke for a while about her website and the recent controversy. Dr. Taitz has a new website for Defend Our Freedoms.

http://repubx.com/

Orly stated that Defend our Freedoms is her foundation and that she has been blocked from accessing her data on the previous website. She is still committed to the cause of exposing the truth about Barack Obama.

We also spoke about the US Supreme Court, Justice Scalia, Chief Justice Roberts and law clerk Danny Bickell. She and I are both concerned that Bickell is still employed at the Supreme Court after all of the shady dealings that she and other attorneys experienced from Danny Bickell.

Dr. Orly Taitz will attend the San Antonio, TX tea party and stated she will be willing to stay an extra day if enough citizens are willing to meet with the local FBI office and initiate a Citizens Grand Jury. She also stated that her expenses are very high. Every time that she travels she spends at least a thousand dollars. She is providing her services pro bono, so it is not asking too much for people to donate to the cause to help with expenses.

Dr. Orly Taitz new site:

http://repubx.com/

God bless Orly Taitz”

“....Taitzland, Taitzland, Uber Allies….”  Oh, excuse me, my bad…

Uh-oh, Lisa got a “ceize and desist” letter from Oily.

Which seems to have had zero effect even though someone’s discovered how to spell “cease.”

Now, anyone want to own up to these?

AmericanPatrioit wrote:
DON’T BE AFRAID! IF THE COMMIES AND JEWS ARE GOING TO FILM US BRAVE PATRIOTS, SIMPLY WEAR A MASK! MY FRIENDS AND ME ARE GOING TO WEAR WHITE SHEETS! YOU SHOULD TOO!

(from the defendourfreedoms.net thread)

and

ORLY YOU ARE MY DREAM WOMAN !
HOW ABOUT A PIC OF YOU IN A RED WHITE AND BLUE BIKINI HOLDING AN M-16 !!!

THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALL PATRIOTIC AMERICANS HEARTS!

IF WE GET SARA PALIN IN THE OVAL OFFICE NEXT ELECTION WE ARE GOING TO PUSH
TO MAKE YOU THE U.S. ATTY GENERAL !

AND OH…IF YOU EVER WANT TO GET MARRIED ! JUST DROP ME A NOTE LOL

Paul Revere 09

(from repubx.com)

She also stated that her expenses are very high. Every time that she travels she spends at least a thousand dollars. She is providing her services pro bono,

Combine that with the unfortunate name of her new site, and we have another delicious bit of synchronized sinking.

Every time that she travels she spends at least a thousand dollars.

Judging by her driving record, most of that is probably fines incurred getting to and from the airport.

@yafb—God, that new “Depend our Freedoms” site is painful.  And…

THIS WILL GO DOWN AS ONE OF, IF NOT THE BIGGEST, SCAMS IN WORLD HISTORY.

If only “Robert Bejar” had learned the Preemptive Tense in time, we might not exist habiting this usurped nightmare.

God, that new “Depend our Freedoms” site is painful.

It’s been fun, but I’ve had to bail out of the old one - the threading was doing my head in.

The wingnuts are gradually regrouping on Orly’s new site - it’s so pitiful to read some of them bleating about not being able to get their daily dose of misinformation unencumbered by reality that it’s almost not funny. Almost.

The whole damn lot of them should be indicted for crimes against the English language if nothing else.

Still, I guess it’s another opportunity for anyone with the time, energy, and inclination to go in deep.

The new re:pubX is frustrating, because no matter where you go, the address remains the same, as far as I can tell. There is insanity in four dimensions there, and I can’t link to it. DefendUSx, who writes for WorldNet, is spinning some of the most florid cotton-candy crazee I’ve seen:

Dunhams had only one daughter, Stanley Ann. Therefore, Kelly Ann, who does not seem to have any other history, is likely an alias for Stanley Ann.

Or Raggedy Ann.

Note according to records, Kelly A. Dunham passed on in 2007:
KELLY ANN DUNHAM (born)08 Nov 1964 (died)19 Feb 2007 (V) 14094 (Lockport, Niagara, NY) (none specified) (SS number)xxx-xx-xxxx (yes, of course they published the real ss#) New York

Let’s see…..so if Obama was born in 1961, and his mother was born in 1964, that makes him…..um, that makes her….....

TRILATERAL COMMISSION! CALL THE FBI!!!

For the record, I am Emperor of ACORN over there, and I am not one bit sorry.

The general air of gravitas of consequential comments such as this

The comments permitted on your former site by webmaster are defamatory. Of course, everything has been scrubbed as of today and cannot be accessed any longer.

Please continue on Dr. Taitz. You are still our hero despite the concerted assault on your character. Truth ALWAYS prevails…but often at great cost. Godspeed.

Is nicely counterpointed by the exquisite gravatar that accompanies it:

Is it just me or do your comments at repubx just hang forever in the “saving your comment” status?

I lack the patience to mock people whose web technology moves at the blazing speed of AOL dial-up circa 1995.

For the record, I am Emperor of ACORN over there, and I am not one bit sorry.

How dare you steal my thunder!  :)

Dr. Orly Taitz webmaster, Lisa Ostella AKA Lisa Liberi AKA CALPERNIA has been caught stealing money from Dr. Taitz PayPal.
The webmaster has a long criminal rap sheet, and this story will break shortly.

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