The Power of Pork

The other white meat.  The National Pork Council, or some such organization, promotes eating pork as a healthy alternative to red meats.  As the nutrition page on their website points out, lean cuts of pork are analogous to white meat chicken in terms of fat and calories and have even more vitamins.  Assuming you’re not vegetarian or have other dietary restrictions, that would seem like a good enough reason to include pork in your diet, right?

Well now the semi-hotforanolderladypolitician President of Argentina, Cristina Kirchner, has taken the power of pork to a whole new level.

Semi-hotforanolderladypolitician President of Argentina, Cristina Kirchner:

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It’s better than Viagra!  Srsly folks, you heard it here first (well, if you didn’t already read it somewhere else, that is).

“I’ve just been told something I didn’t know; that eating pork improves your sex life ... I’d say it’s a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra,” President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.

She said she recently ate pork and “things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true.”

Whole new motto for the pig farming industry.

Course it probably doesn’t have anything to do with it that the government of Argentina is trying to promote pork production to diversify their heavily beef dependent meats industry.  ;-)

Posted by marindenver on 01/29/10 at 02:24 PM • Permalink

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Bacon thread?

Meh. Not doing it for me.

So Mark Sanford ate pork when he was “hiking the Appalachian trail” last summer?

Pork leads to porking.  It’s as simple as that.

She’s a hottie. She can pull my pork any day, OLE!

The effect does not appear to be universal. 

Pork makes John McCain angry.  Very, very angry.

She reminds me of Jeannine Pirro.  Two plastic surgery disasters in a pod.

Comment by Steve M. on 01/29/10 at 06:19 PM

Heh, reminds me of the time quite a few years ago when my kid (13 at the time) decided to go vegetarian with only some chicken once in awhile.

I managed to convince her that pork was just like chicken by using “The Other White Meat” campaign.  She bought it.

Semi-hot?  There is no semi about - she is plain hot! Those lips, that hair, those brains, yes totally hot!

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