The Real “L” Word: Hillary Clinton Episode
Forging ever onward on his earthly mission, Bryan Fischer, Dude-of-all-Trades for the American Family Association, has outed Hillary Clinton lest she try to get her hands on the the helm of our rickety ship of state sometime in the near future.
Fischer, who has his very own sheltered workshop on talk radio, made his blockbuster announcement thusly:
“. . . the bottom line is that if Hillary Clinton becomes president in 2016 she will not only be our first female president she could be our first lesbian president.”
The authoritative source for Fischer’s scoop is none other than Gennifer Flowers, award-winning expert on the sex lives of the Clintons, who told a Daily Mail interviewer, [the UK’s National Enquirer wannabe], that the Secretary of Explaining Things told her, his own self, that Hill is bisexual.
[Obviously, Fischer believes that “lesbian” = “bisexual.” It’s all just one big disgusting orgy.]
Never timid about jumping the journalistic shark, Fischer figures it’s not out of the question that bisexual-lesbian Clinton is currently conducting an affair with her lipstick-lesbian aide, Huma Abedin. More on that after Fischer investigates some of Carlos Danger’s back texts.
This current exposé marks a subtle sea-change in Fischer’s opinion about Clinton’s electability because it wasn’t too long ago that he predicted that:
Americans would never elect Hillary Clinton as president because she is simply too old and too saggy.
Guess that was before he looked at Hill through the eyes of hot girl-on-girl love . . .
Fischer, an ordained minister and no stranger to controversy, has dedicated his life to muckraking in an effort to save America from the depredations of the Left, even if it now keeps him from being invited to outings like the Value Voter’s annual shindig for being just a little too “conservative.”
Let’s not forget that it was Fischer who first raised the alarm that Barack Obama “despises the constitution, ... nurtures a hatred for the white man”, and aims to “destroy capitalism.”
Phew! that’s an ambitious agenda . . .
On the issue of religion and tax policy, Fischer puts on his round collar and teaches us that progressive income taxes and estate taxes violate the Eighth and Tenth Commandments, because by taxing the income and estates of the well off, the government “steals and covets” their wealth.
And, fortunately, Hillary is past her childbearing days because if she and Huma were to take up housekeeping in the White House, with children, Fischer would feel obliged to kidnap said First Children and get ‘em aboard the Christian Underground Railroad to be repatriated to “normal homes.”
In the face of this informational and spiritual overload, I have only one thing to say:
YOU GO, GIRL!! HILLARY/WENDY DAVIS 2016
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