The Right To Bear Swarms: Cartoon Creatures Carp Crass Cowards Crush Commentary

Look, we’ll jump the shark when we find a decent cartoon shark to jump, all right?

A Compendium Of Fine Ursine and Other Foolery:
Kevin K’s Internet-Bending Tagline-Generating Winner with link to stooge who inspired him.
Zandar Take One.
Zandar Take Two.
Mrs. Polly’s Progressively Depressed Rudolph (yes, you could scroll, but why should you?)

Posted by Mrs. Polly on 12/23/10 at 12:15 PM • Permalink

Categories: LGBTMessylaneousPoliticsBarack ObamaBedwettersManic ProgressivesSkull HampersYouTubidity

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Nice. And, it’s amusing for both sides as it were. You bring up an interesting question when you wonder if antiObots are progressive. Are you a progressive if you believe the right things, but run around yelling “Obot!” and generally treating anyone who doesn’t agree with you with an admixture of superiority and contempt?

Also, I like the lightly surreal vibe to your bears.

Yay, bears!  I’m famous.

You’ve done it, Mrs. P! You’ve deconstructed the tiresome constraints in which we’ve toiled lo these many months and given fresh life to the movement with your brilliant MetaBears genre. I salute you, ma’am! I salute you!

ROFL, oh my goodness.

Way to break the fourth wall, there, Mrs. P.  You caught me napping, and I laughed my butt off.

Pirandello would be proud.

Thanks, Alt. The bears have been at the service of far too many contradictory scripts, and they’re probably contemplating getting out of the business before Sarah Palin paddles another boat up to them with her giant Grisly stun-gun.

I had a run-in with the creator of the Firebaggerbears, who actually used the “mocha manflesh” line. The little schnook didn’t cover himself with glory in his comments section any more than he did in his script, which could have been exchanged with a Red State video.

The YouTube version is easier to download, but it seems, btw, that the Xtranormal version has clearer dialogue. I’m wondering if I should switch them.

I still remember when this was a “serious” blog with hard-hitting robot cartoons instead of cuddly bears.

Oh, for the days when bloggers dictated policy and shaped the outcome of national elections. Blogging is dead to me now. If it weren’t for fushigi balls, I’d shoot myself.

I swear, Strange, the next time you go on one of your “penetrating analysis of the threat from within” posting benders, I’m going to post “the Amazing Kenny’s Lucid Aquatics” videos all through your comments sections until nobody even remembers the word “Bilderburg” any more because they’re all in an aqua fugue state.

God, I love it when anime-ish stuff goes meta.

But someone actually wrote “mocha manflesh”. Really? I despair.

I am not worthy to be here. Thank you all so much!

Steve M of No More Mr. Nice Blog chimes in with a holiday-themed bear video here. The mockery, she burns!

“You should primary your parents.”

Oh lord, I almost lost it.

My god.  These just get better and better.  Loved Steve M’s take as well.  Keep going.  The shark, it has not been jumped yet.

Nice going, Polly. Especially loved the expert use of sound effects and comic timing.

I haven’t looked. Any new releases from gnocci/schlock, FDL’s resident Gallagher?

Thanks,KK~ the dust-up we had with “schlockdoctrine” was on his latest effort’ in which the bears answer letters and which I have not yet punished myself with.

I’m on mobile, sleep-deprived, and hiding from Mama-San in the bedroom, so apologoes for typos and snarklessness!

Way to take responsibility, Polly.

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