The “Root” Cause of the Great Depression Part Deux
Deregulation? Credit default swaps? Erosion of the manufacturing base? Trade deficits? Spiraling health care costs? An overvalued housing market? Wall Street greed? A perfect storm of all these elements combined? No, silly! According to Riverchucky, it was sexism, and she plucks a poignant allegory from her own life to demonstrate its deleterious effects:
Imagine what it is like to go to a meeting where you are one of less than a handful of females in a roomful of men. You have a presentation but as you begin to make it, several of the guys interrupt you. They smirk at some of your statements.
Riverchucky doesn’t have to imagine what this is like, bitchez, because she lived it. And no, the immature penis-owners in the room weren’t merely smirking at her uncanny resemblance to the horror movie Chucky or at the memory of her embarrassing LiveJournal entries—they were dismissing her ideas because of her lady parts. Motivated purely by malice and misogyny, they accused her of having a “difficult personality” and failed to heed the prescient warnings she was attempting to convey. And so the company suffered.
You know who else that happened to? Hillary Clinton. There she was, ready on Day One—before even!—to avert the Big Shitpile. While Obama was fucking around on the campaign trail, Hillary Clinton was making proposals on TV that may have saved us all from the poor house:
Three months ago, during the bailout bill negotiations, she hit the morning TV circuit, speaking in her flat, midwestern policy speak (can’t you just see the Big Dawg doing a Gomez Addams on her? “Oh, Hill, I love it when you speak wonk!” ) She talked about refinancing mortgages, putting checks and balances in the bill, not handing the bankers a blank check, lowering expectations for investors, etc. And what did the guys do? Ignore her. Ridicule her. Smirk and completely dismiss everything she said. The [sic] didn’t implement any of her suggestions into the bailout bill.
As proof that this is exactly how it went down, check out the video featured in the post. Just ignore the part where Clinton explicitly endorses Obama and expresses how important it is for him to win to avert further GOP-sponsored economic ruin. And pretend that it’s irrelevant that Obama and Clinton had identical talking points on the bail-out bill when the piece was filmed since Clinton was, you know, campaigning for Obama at the time and says so. Do that, and you can reach no other conclusion:
So, the Obots who got erections from slam-dunking the women out of malice or stupidity this year should shut the F^&* up right about now. We’re all going to pay for it in one way or another.
In other words, enjoy the breadline, sexist monsters!
Posted by Betty Cracker on 01/07/09 at 11:42 AM • Permalink
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