The “Rudy” of punditry

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DougJ at Balloon Juice is ready for an extinction-level event to punish our civilization for bestowing accolades on a columnist capable of this level of banality:

Meanwhile, Mr. President, on a rainy day, rent the movie “Tin Cup.” There is a great scene where Dr. Molly Griswold is trying to help Roy “Tin Cup” McAvoy, the golf pro, rediscover his swing — and himself. She finally tells him: “Roy ... don’t try to be cool or smooth or whatever; just be honest and take a risk. And you know what, whatever happens, if you act from the heart, you can’t make a mistake.”

Can’t argue with DougJ’s sentiment. Friedman as always lacks insight. There is no “great scene” in “Tin Cup,” which is a thoroughly stupid movie. And the supposedly profound point—that “if you act from the heart, you can’t make a mistake”—is absurd. 

But rather than think about the depressing state of politics and punditry, let’s focus instead on bad sports movies—the very worst. There are so many. And they are bad in so many ways.

What do you consider the worst sports movie of all time? My possibly controversial answer: “Rudy.” The mister and I argue about this all the time. He thinks it’s a great movie. I think it’s depressing and dumb.

I get that we’re supposed to be impressed with Rudy’s perseverance. But goddamnit, he’s bad at football! It’s not admirable that he persists at it after it becomes clear that he’s always going to suck—it’s pathetic.

Come to think of it, Rudy and Friedman have something in common: They’re both bad at what they do, and they both receive unwarranted accolades for contributing nothing of importance to their respective fields.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 08/24/11 at 07:38 AM • Permalink

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Yesterday, I signed up for the NYT digital subscription for 99 cents for 8 weeks access on all platforms.

I’m beginning to think I overpaid.

I may demand a refund.

Worst sports movie of all time?  Semi-tough with Burt Reynolds and Kris Kristoffersen.  I was howling at Kris, there was one scene were someone tossed him a football, and he bobbled it like a girl.  I was later informed that Kris really did play football in College.  Who knew. He was doing Streisand at the point in his life, so I guess he was preoccupied.

And on the other side of the coin, ‘Men with Brooms’ is awesome.  Simply put, it’s the best movie about the manly sport of Curling ever made.

What do you consider the worst sports movie of all time?

Billie, perhaps? “Billie’s got the beat ...”

Comment by CountAgion on 08/24/11 at 09:02 AM

the supposedly profound point—that “if you act from the heart, you can’t make a mistake”—is absurd. 

True. However, the related aphorism “if you act from the gut, you can’t help causing colossal geopolitical fuckups” is correct.

Xecky, thanks for the Colbert shout-out—I was about to bring that up myself.

I’ve never seen Rudy, but my brother-in-law’s cousin directed it. I don’t think they’re terribly close.

Can I say Million Dollar Baby is a terrible sports movie? I mean, it’s a terrible movie altogether, but as a friend of mine described it, “It’s the Wallace Beery wrestling picture from Barton Fink.”

Oh, that’s easy. Any “Rocky” after the second one.

Gleaming the Cube and Gymkata certainly have to be in the mix.

Jon Favreau did have one nice throw away line in Rudy: “He’s so little!”

I’m with you on “Rudy”. 

A tougher question: other than “Teen Wolf”, what great sports movies are there?

Bull Durham.  A League of Their Own.  Hoosiers.

Great sports movies? Hmmm. “Raging Bull”?

Breaking Away (filmed in my hometown)
North Dallas Forty
Major League

Slap Shot.

Hoop Dreams

Just looked it up on imdb—my bro-in-law’s cousin wrote both Hoosiers and Rudy. And I haven’t seen the former, either.

I’d put Chariots of Fire on the list of decent sports movies as well.

I thought Hoosiers was pretty good. Dennis Hopper was incredible—no one can do a crazy, strung-out loser like Mr. Hopper.

Betty, one of the things I loved about True Romance is that Dennis Hopper got to play a good guy—because Chris Walken was the heavy.

BC, Thanks for the giggles everyday, you’re by far one of my favorite posters out there..

Bad sports movie, by far my #1 worst is ‘The Fan’...

Love De Niro but eeeesh… bad…

Favorite, ‘When We Were Kings’...

Hoosiers is a damn fine example of the genre, although I tend to fall asleep during the “relationship” sub-plot scenes between Hackman and Hershey. Great score, also.

My vote for worst sports movie is Warriors of Wasilla, the story of the 1982 Alaska High School Girls’ Basketball State Finals. It’s a drag because the central character’s one and only basket-shot isn’t the game winner…and then you have to wait 30 years for the ending.

Worst sports movie, The Slugger’s Wife with Michael O’Keefe and Rebeeca DeMornay. I don’t remember if she was horrible or not because 25 years later I’m still shaking my head at how bad his acting was.

Best sports movie not yet mentioned, Victory, 1981, Sylvester Stallone, Michael Caine, Pele, etc. Allied POWs vs. Nazi guards in a game of soccer.

Rudy was actually a half-decent football player, the hobbit who portrayed him, however, sucked.

Victory is awesome, Breaking Away rocks, never seen the Brit runner dude movie, Hoosiers is only good because of Hopper (who was also in the middle of the awesome Nike ads series where he played the deranged referee), Bad News Bears is a classic, Bull Durham will live forever and if you haven’t seen Damn United you are missing out.

My vote for the best sports movie of all time is Why Me? The Bob Lamonta Story

Comment by de stijl on 08/24/11 at 09:23 PM

Fever Pitch is a good sports movie. But I would say that just for the opening shot of Fenway. And Bull Durham is an outstanding sports movie. I always choose it as my favorite movie, period.

On original topic, this was not one of Tom Friedman’s “even a blind pig digs up an acorn once in a while” instances.

And Fever Pitch got me to read the book, so what could be bad?

Having just re-watched a few episodes of Boardwalk Empire (with the marvelous Michael Stuhlbarg as Arnold Rothstein), I need to toss Eight Men Out into the mix as well.

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