The Rumproast 100 Year Plan ...

... is proceeding very well.

This week’s Rumproast-inspired media coup that saw Sarah Palin finally have to apologize when something went wrong - though I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall for the ass-kicking competition on the bus that will no doubt lead to some HarperCollins staff ending up under it, perhaps spurring another tattletale memoir or two detailing the machinations - strategically distracted attention from our tentacular outreach abroad, where Rumproast operative Herman van Rompuy was chosen as the first European Council President, rather than some has-been war criminal who’ll now have more time to spend with his money.

As if his name itself wasn’t enough to flag up our involvement, he also communicates in the form of haiku:

Een meeuw

Een meeuw op één poot

starend staande in de zee.

De kou deert haar niet.

Which, being roughly translated, reads:

Suck it up, PUMAs!!!!

Bring it on, Beck!!!!

This is so on!!!!1!

All your base are ours now. Yee-HAWWW!

Posted by YAFB on 11/22/09 at 07:39 AM • Permalink

Categories: News • Politics • Nutters • War In Error • Our Stupid Media • Rumproast Related • Skull Hampers •

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There is an old and honored saying on the Intertoobz, “For great justice, take off every Zig!” Truly, this week, every Zig was off-taken!

Ha-ha! Van Rompuy said “poot.” Plain as an orange pantsuit, that’s a coded shout-out to Rumproast.

Rogue Rage Week will be celebrated by elitist, creative-class bloggers for generations to come—although they’ll probably celebrate it in September or February, so as not to get all jammed up with the other holidays.