Another legless night in paradise.  Been there, my friends…

I usually skip this stage and go straight to a coma.

Meatprod? Is that you?

Hey, it’s not cool to laugh at people who get drunk and roll around on the floor of a convenience store. We’ve all been there.

Who’s this “we” you all keep referring to?

The trick is to go to a grocery store that has carts.  Lean on the cart.

ahahaha that’s great. as a visual metaphor let’s say that he is America and he has George Bush as his president.

I usually skip this stage and go straight to a coma.

No shit, I just trip over my shoes sitting by the bed and hit face down to awaken in a painful stupor several hours later.

I usually skip this stage and go straight to a coma.

Yeah, don’t most people have a built-in off switch before they reach this stage?  I’m guessing something more than beer was fueling this guy’s flipped turtle performance.

No shit, I just trip over my shoes sitting by the bed and hit face down to awaken in a painful stupor several hours later.

You forgot the part about calling me up on the phone to tell me you wish you treated me with more respect and how I was the best thing you’d ever had.

You forgot the part about calling me up on the phone to tell me you wish you treated me with more respect and how I was the best thing you’d ever had.

Well, at least I didn’t cry and slobber into the phone ... I had the good sense to wait until I hung up

If that wasn’t staged theater, I seriously doubt that alcohol was that guys real problem.

I made everyone watch this. Hilarious!

I don’t recall signing a release for this.

I’m calling Orly.