The sheep shall be separated from the goat-fuckers

Sweet foot-tappin’ Jeebus playing “I’ll Fly Away” on a banjo, check out CNN’s wingnut affirmative action hire, Erick Son of Erick, on the topic of Franklin Son of Billy:

Much has been made this week of Franklin Graham’s comments both about the Ground Zero Mosque and Barack Obama’s religion. It has been more than hilarious to watch all the news networks, newspapers, and pundits try to explain Graham’s comments.

All of those who have been talking about his comments have talked about them from a political point of view.

Franklin Graham could care less. I could care less. What Franklin Graham said is dead on.

Specifically, this week Graham noted that Barack Obama was born a muslim.

“I think the president’s problem is that he was born a Muslim, his father was a Muslim. The seed of Islam is passed through the father like the seed of Judaism is passed through the mother. He was born a Muslim, his father gave him an Islamic name,” Graham told CNN’s John King in a televised interview that aired Thursday night.

Firstly, it’s COULDN’T care less, you noxious twit. If you and Franklin COULD care less, that means you care a little, even if only a teensy bit. See how that works?

Secondly, no one is born Muslim, Christian, Jew, Hindu, Zoroastrian or any other religion. If anything, children are born parent-worshippers, taking their cues from the seemingly giant, omniscient, all-powerful creatures who loom over their cribs from earliest memory. They’ll believe whatever their guardians fill their heads with—for good or ill—until they develop critical thinking faculties. Sadly, some never do.

Thirdly, if Obama was born a Muslim, then perhaps Graham the Younger is a born bigot since his father avidly shared his anti-Semitic views with a sitting president. (To Graham the Elder’s credit, he eventually apologized.)

Fourthly, the idea that Franklin Graham or Erick Erickson aren’t coming at the “Is Obama a Muslim?” question from political motivations is an absurdly transparent lie. And Erickson repeats it:

By faith we believe, we persevere, and we know that there will be a last day and a final judgment. On that day we who persevere win because Christ wins against this world. It is that simple. It is that offensive. It is precisely that which our secular media and political elites do not understand and cannot grasp. That is why they dwell on Franklin Graham and the political impact of his words. These people live for the now.

Franklin Graham and all those who follow Christ live for eternity.

If I were Erickson, I’d stay away from open doors and windows for awhile after telling that whopper. You just never know when the Lord’ll choose to rain down His judgment.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 08/24/10 at 10:52 AM • Permalink

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Shorter Erick Son of Erick: We Got Jeebus In Our Titty, So We Know That We Ain’t Shitty!

Also: LOVE one another, butthole!

If ‘ol JC does make a much-ballyhooed return, I suspect that the dipshit Erickson will be one of the first asses that he kicks.

The seed of Islam is passed through the father

I guess Frankie skipped Comparative Religion 101 since all the non-Christians are going to hell anyways! As a bonus, it combines the fun of the One Drop doctrine with a new scare. Instead of Stealth Negroes, Stealth Muslims!

Franklin Graham and all those who follow Christ live for eternity.

Yep. Didn’t think he’d get through without flipping a big FU to the Jews (and everyone else). Oh well, the more these cretins talk, the more they drive away everyone but the fat angry str8 TalEvangical crowd.

I’d rather live next door to a man named Hakeem who mows his lawn wearing a bomb-vest than buy a used car from someone who spouts the sort of bullshit Dead Carpenterian Chauvinism Erick typed in that last block quote.

By invoking irrational, cocksure Christian Extremism, Erickson reduces his argument to My Leprechaun Can Kick Your Leprechaun’s Ass…or, in plainer terms, My Jihad is Better Than Your Jihad.

Most of the Luo people are Christian. Obama’s grandfather, Hussein Onyango Obama, converted to Islam as an adult, adding Hussein to his name. So do Muslims know some magic genetic modification to put the Islam gene in the Y chromosome?

So do Muslims know some magic genetic modification to put the Islam gene in the Y chromosome?

God puts it there, in the space normally reserved for the Rapturable Christian GPS chip.

Someone (I think over at PJ) mentioned this.  Isn’t the point of being a “born again Christian” the fact that you were born some religion or other (or none for that matter) but you are “born again” into Christianity (as was POTUS who confessed to having no religious background prior to).  So here we have an evangelical minister who’s mission it is to convert people to his religion and to be “born again” telling folks “sorry whatever religion you were born with sticks my bad”  I mean WTF?

Oh and Betty thank you for the “could care less” comment if there is one thing guaranteed to send me into a rage it is someone saying or writing “I could care less”.

@Litlebritdifrnt—That is heresy. You will be contacted. Don’t leave town.

Is Ewe Rickson technically retarded, I mean in a clinical sense? Seldom have so many words made so little sense, even in a world occupied by Our Holy Sarah.

So great that he could care less. I wonder about what topics he could care less? Skewlin’?

A co-peeve shoutout for “Laughed all the way to the bank.” Strips the irony right out, making it understandable to today’s Republicans.

This is the paragraph that makes me feel as if I have multiple gastric systems and I’m vomiting via all of them:

Christians like Graham, and me, are viewed with the same suspicion as muslim clerics who defend their faith, but Graham and you and me will be questioned because, after all, Christianity is supposed to be more evolved. Therefore, for us to hold true to our faith means there must be something wrong with us individually, not with the religion. (This, of course, is at a superficial level. Theologically, and I’m not going to explore the depths of this here, it is because the world persecutes Christians because the world is against Christ.)

Oh, right—you’re more persecuted than a Muslim cleric.  There’d be twice as many demonstrations if your faith demonination wanted to buy a building two blocks from Ground Zero and pray in it. 

If wingnuts burn Dearborn, Michigan, to the ground in a fit of anti-Islam hysteria, this guy’s still going to snivel that he’s more persecuted. 

Oh, and it’s “Graham and you and <u>I</u> will be questioned,” not “Graham and you and me will be questioned.”

but Graham and you and me will be questioned because, after all, Christianity is supposed to be more evolved.

Assuming You = Not a Jew, but if so, F.U.

Theologically, and I’m not going to explore the depths of this here

Because I have know idea what I’m talking about so I’ll just keep shouting about Jesus.

Looks like Ewick has realized TalEvangical welfare is an even cushier deal than WingTard Welfare and is itching to make the switch.

I freak out also when people say “I could care less” since they are saying the opposite of what they think they are saying.

Erick and Franklin (their ilk) make me think of the following quote (author unknown):

“How unfortunate that those who are the most demanding that God is real are very often those who had better hope to hell he’s not.”

(their ilk)

Didja ever notice there aren’t any “good” ilks to be in?

Isn’t it “I couldn’t care less”?

(To Graham the Elder’s credit, he eventually apologized.)

I disagree.  Graham the Elder only apologized when he got caught.

Graham the Elder only apologized when he got caught.

Exposure is a more powerful motivator than Tony Robbins.

Okay, if 50% of dazed and confused Americans are shruggingly convinced by Labor Day that Obama is a Muslim, then what will be the next push/putsch by the Republicans?

Didja ever notice there aren’t any “good” ilks to be in?

What d’you mean? There’s a local Ilk’s Club down the street from my house. Great drink specials.

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