The Statute of Liberty Expires at Midnight

In case you missed it:

Also, it’s none of your goddamned business how Sarah is paying for this trip.

Oh, and just as an aside, the Dow plunged 280 today, because everything’s going to shit.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 06/01/11 at 05:41 PM • Permalink

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Oh for heavens’s sakes, libs! This is obviously a prank hack of Super Sarah’s verified Twit account!!

I think I can safely bet my savings that when she’s mocked for this embarrassing error, she’ll claim that she knows that statute is a written law passed by a legislative body and that’s what she meant all along.

I think I can safely bet my savings that when she’s mocked for this embarrassing error, she’ll claim that she knows that statute is a written law passed by a legislative body and that’s what she meant all along.

Yeah, but I think she cashed out her account at the Bank of “57 States.”

Scuse me but why is she entitled to Park Police protection to keep the rubes away from her?  WTF?

The slightest change rattles them.  Oh, noes!  Welcome to our world, banksters.

Just imagine how terrifying these things must be to them. They might even lose their jobs and have to eke out a meager existence on the $800MM golden parachute they totes deserve because they “take all the risks.”

This whole bus tour has got dysfunction written all over it.  From SarahPac:

The “One Nation Tour” is part of our new campaign to educate and energize Americans about our nation’s founding principles, in order to promote the Fundamental Restoration of America.

But you don’t have any itinerary or speaking dates lined up?  You just wander aimlessly around the country hoping that the uneducated and unenergized can find you and hear your message?

Anyone who thinks this woman could possibly be a leader of anything more complex than a Brownies troop has got a hole in their heads.  Scratch that, I think even a Brownies troop would be too much for her.

And what is the “Fundamental Restoration of America” even supposed to mean?  And why is it capitalized??!!!  Enough of this woman and her StuporPac.  I wish she would just drive her bus off into the sunset and disappear.

And what is the “Fundamental Restoration of America” even supposed to mean?

I wonder about that too. I think it’s one of those things like “supporting the troops” that consists entirely of either a) saying you’re doing it or b) saying your opponents, real or imagined, aren’t.

And what is the “Fundamental Restoration of America” even supposed to mean?

Only white, male, landowners get to vote.

Looks like Piper is about to go postal. I give it two more days.

And what is the “Fundamental Restoration of America” even supposed to mean?

Glenn Beck is also pushing the whole “Restoring” thing. I have a post coming up about what that means, in a day or so.

And what is the “Fundamental Restoration of America” even supposed to mean?

I think it’s meant to be one of those Subtle Subliminal Dominionist Dogwhistle Things Palin is so proud of embedding in every utterance and Tweet, were we heathens not too blind and worldly to perceive them.

Actually, I’m not kidding. Eschatologically speaking ... well, eschatologically speaking, as in all else, she’s full o’ crap, but some folks read a whole lot into these things, and since she, like Bachmann and bunch of other fringe fundy religious types, feel that they’re Chosen, Doors Will Open Before Them, and all they have to do is Flap Their Gobs and the Word Of The Lord Will Spill Out, I’m sure the choice of slogan isn’t accidental.

Because ILLEGAL immigrants never do a lick of work. What a twatwaffle.

Looks like Piper is about to go postal.

Are those the same clothes she was in yesterday for her shoving match with the reporter? Did Sarah forget to pack a change of clothes for her daughter?

What, what?  From the “none of our goddamned business” link:

How am I paying for it? SarahPAC,” she said, adding that she’s traveling in “our own personal motor home that we’ve had in Alaska.”

Palin didn’t answer when asked how long she’s owned the bus that’s adorned with the Constitution and a larger-than-life version of her signature. When asked, twice, how much her “One Nation Tour” has cost four days into the trip, she got visibly irritated.

In my family, we wouldn’t call a thing like that a motor home, we’d just call it a “home”. It also wouldn’t go very far. Once it got hooked up to plumbing and AC, anyway. And if it ever got an artistic paintjob, I guess we’d call the cops. Otherwise, she’s just like regular folks. She steps into her Louboutins one foot at a time.

Piper’s eye bags are worse in today’s photo, something I had not thought was possible.

Poor Piper, really. With all the cash mama grizzled is raking in from the rubes, and all she gets are thrift shop clothes? Do they even make those ugly jogging shorts any more? Piper’s wardrobe looks like mine from the ‘70s and those were hand me downs.

I wish she would just drive her bus off a cliff and disappear.

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