“The Taj Mahal of consciousness reforming political mathematics”

Somewhere along the way I missed this horrendous mindfuck…

It features images of a hair metal band, a Campbell soup can, Will Bower, and, near the end, a planet with a nipple. It’s good (bad?) enough as a standalone, but the main reason I’m posting it is to highlight a hilarious comment recently left on the video’s page that broke two golden rules in one fell swoop:

  1. Comments on YouTube are uniformly terrible and should be avoided like the plague.
  2. Any comment that includes some derivative of the fake word “bwahahahahaha” is not worth reading ... ever.

The commenter (irksomekitty) transcribed some of the text from the video…

“The PUMA movement was thought of as a bunch of disgruntled voters when in reality, it was the Taj Mahal of consciousness reforming political mathematics.”

...and then wrote the following:

Bwah hahahaha! Do these asshats realize the Taj Mahal is a TOMB?!?

I’m going to be laughing about that one for days.  irksomekitty, wherever you are, I salute you.

Posted by Kevin K. on 03/26/09 at 09:19 AM • Permalink

Categories: Knee SlappersPoliticsPUMAsSkull HampersYouTubidity

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However one perceptive viewer understands that PUMAs have a purpose:

lieinveigleobfuscate (21 minutes ago)

Deep Thought:
if it weren’t for the PUMAs, who would Naderites and Paultards have to feel sorry for?
 

They do have that.

May I borrow this, oh please oh please?

May I borrow this, oh please oh please?

Sure thing.  BTW, I just noticed from the video’s stats info that Newell was on this about two weeks ago:

Ha ha you MUST watch this magnificent film! It’s a standard recruitment tape for a suicide cult or the Dharma Initiative or whatever.

bwahahaha!!

BTW, the goofball who created this video has moved on to a much more admirable pursuit ... semi-creepy Sullenberger worship.

I always wondered what would happen if you put buzzwords and stock images in a Cuisinart.  Now I know.

Thanks, Kevin! THAT was truly inspirational!

In fact, it’s inspired me to “step outside the circle,” link over to the Urban Dictionary…and draft an entirely new definition for “hand-job.”

BTW, the goofball who created this video has moved on to a much more admirable pursuit ... semi-creepy Sullenberger worship.

Jeebus, he sells “I Am a Flight 1549 Survivor” t-shirts! With 4 different designs!

semi-creepy Sullenberger worship.

“This website is sponsored in part by Simply Fondue, San Juan, Capistrano ...”

Mmmm .... fondue ...

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