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It’s the most wearying time of the year
There’ll be lots of eye-rolling
As purity trolling
Kicks into high geeeeaaaar
It’s the most wearying time of the year!

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It’s the slap-happiest season of all
contradictions are height’ning
While sphincters are tight’ning
O’er a third-party braaaawwwwl
It’s the slap-happiest season of all!

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There’ll be lots of infighting
And personal slighting
And commenters throwing their poo
There’ll be jokes about Nader
And ‘bout how Darth Vader
Was lesser of two evils too

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It’s the most tedious time of the year
And it’s so damn depressing
With Tru-Proggies prefacing
“Leader” with “Deeeeaaaar”
It’s the most tedious time of the year!

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There’ll be snark about ponies
And such sanctimoni-
-Ousness it’s like give me a break
Yes, we’re all disappointed
But fuck self-anointed
Saviors of the Left with a rake

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It’s the emo-iest time of the year
When the difference ‘tween that
And the fucking of rats
Ain’t entirely cleeeeaaaar
It’s the emo-iest time
Whine about O-iest time
Jesus Christ, I hate this time
Of the yeeeeeeaaaaaar!

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DVD* BONUS SUPPLEMENTAL EXTRAS

Alternate deleted verse:
It’s the punch-hippiest season of all
And yeah, they’re kinda right
But this fight is so trite
It drives me up a waaaallll
It’s the punch-hippiest season of all!

Optional writer’s commentary:
See, this was originally supposed to be a little more even-handed, but y’know how when a comedian/satirist/whatever is lauded as an “equal-opportunity offender,” that’s an ironclad guarantee they’re not funny? Yeah.

*Divisive Vitriolic Dick

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Gil, you’re a treasure.

I can think of several people who should be tied up and forced to hear that sung over and over again.  By dogs.

It must be raining, cos a man ain’t supposed to cry!

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