The Veepstakes
If Obama’s choices have really been whittled down to Evan Bayh, Tim Kaine and Joe Biden, I’m most certainly firmly in the Biden camp. Kaine is a pile of mush, his fucking left eyebrow drives me insane and about his only major plus is that he may be able to deliver Virginia. Bayh? As Rachel Maddow announced on her radio show several weeks back, I too will stick a fork in my head if Obama picks him. Poputonian recently ran through several reasons why you wouldn’t want to root for him. Plus, he has the charisma of a basement throw rug. Just an awful, awful pick. I’ve always kinda liked Biden and he’s been topping my list for a while (mostly because, for some unfathomable reason, I can’t come up with any other veep choices I like). Hillary just wouldn’t work for all of the reasons everyone else has stated. Plus another argument against her, that I haven’t seen anyone bring up, is that the media would be focussed relentlessly on how she (and Bill) were getting along with Barack (and Michelle). I guarantee it would be suffocating and would suck every modicum of life outta the campaign. And even though I supported Wes Clark in ‘04 (I thought nat’l security would still be huge and, as an added bonus, he was a fresh face), I just never saw him in the VP slot this year. He’s a potential Sec of State or a Sec of Def down the road when he qualifies (2010, I believe), but I never took him seriously as a possibility for #2. Sebelius and Napolitano are instantly disqualified for not being Hillary (yeah, I don’t get it either). Richardson is instantly disqualified for being Judas. Hagel is instantly disqualified because the fact that his name was being floated as a potential pick is one of the dumbest daydreams I’ve ever seen the media try to hoist on the public.
So Biden it is. Steve M., who’s had some harsh words for him in the past, makes a decent case for him here. What do you say?
RELATED: About the only potential McCain pick for VP that scared the hell outta me was Alaska governor Sarah Palin. She’s relatively inexperienced and it would be a daring selection, but my gut tells me it would have worked. How come no one’s talking about her anymore? The buzz seemed pretty strong a couple of weeks ago.
MORE: “Biden? Yeah, That Works.”
Posted by Kevin K. on 08/19/08 at 09:05 AM • Permalink
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