The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round

Stupid Nicolle Wallace! If only she hadn’t insisted on trying to broaden Palin’s appeal beyond hardcore Dittoheads and had allowed the McCain-Palin ticket to latch onto George W. Bush’s long, glorious coattails, we’d be pissin’ and moanin’ about Preznit McCain right now, you betcha! Going Rogue excerpt after the jump, with extra blamage…

From the beginning, Nicolle [Wallace] pushed for Katie Couric and the CBS Evening News. The campaign’s general strategy involved coming out with a network anchor, someone they felt had treated John well on the trail thus far. My suggestion was that we be consistent with that strategy and start talking to outlets like FOX and the Wall Street Journal. I really didn’t have a say in which press I was going to talk to, but for some reason Nicolle seemed compelled to get me on the Katie bandwagon.

“Katie really likes you,” she said to me one day. “she’s a working mom and admires you as a working mom. She has teenage daughter like you. She just relates to you,” Nicolle said. “believe me, I know her very well. I’ve worked with her.” Nicolle had left her gig at CBS just a few months earlier to hook up with the McCain campaign. I had to trust her experience, as she had dealt with national politics more than I had. But something always struck me as peculiar about the way she recalled her days in the White House, when she was speaking on behalf of President George W. Bush. She didn’t have much to say that was positive about her former boss or the job in general. Whenever I wanted to give a shout-out to the White House’s homeland security efforts after 9/11, we were told we couldn’t do it. I didn’t know if that was Nicolle’s call.

Nicolle went on to explain that Katie really needed a career boost. “She just has such low self-esteem,” Nicolle said. She added that Katie was going through a tough time. “She just feels she can’t trust anybody.”

I was thinking, And this has to do with John McCain’s campaign how?

Nicolle said. “She wants you to like her.”

Hearing all that, I almost started to feel sorry for her. Katie had tried to make a bold move from lively morning gal to serious anchor, but the new assignment wasn’t going very well.

“You know what? We’ll schedule a segment with her,” Nicolle said. “If it doesn’t go well, if there’s no chemistry, we won’t do any others.”

Meanwhile, the media blackout continued. It got so bad that a couple of times I had a friend in Anchorage track down phone numbers for me, and then I snuck in calls to folks like Rush Limbaugh, Laura Ingraham, Sean Hannity and someone I thought was Larry Kudlow but turned out to be Neil Cavuto’s producer. I had a friend call Bill O’Reilly after I was inundated with supporters in Alaska asking why the campaign was “ignoring” his on-air requests for a McCain campaign interview. I had another friend scrambling to find Mark Levin’s number…

Wallace is an odious, annoying apparatchik. But even she didn’t deserve Palin.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 11/13/09 at 11:19 AM • Permalink

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I have a feeling that at least 300 pages of this book are going to be the narrative equivalent of spackling compound.

“And then I’m all ‘why can’t I talk to Rush?’ And she’s all ‘because we have a better idea.’ And I’m all ‘okay, but I hope you know what you’re doing.’ And then she’s all, like, totally bitchy about it and I’m like ‘whatever, bitch, I’m gonna be vice president and get to visit foreign countries like Hawaii where that terrorist guy Osama who is running was born. Why don’t you try to figure out why Sambo gets to run when he isn’t even a real American, like me and Todd?’ And then I threw coffee in her face from my AIP ‘Alaska Forever, America Never’ mug. God, she is such a bitch, right?”

I had to trust her experience, as she had dealt with national politics more than I had.

This sentence says a lot about Gov. Moosewhisperer all by itself. What’s so hilarious/frightening about it is that she still doesn’t know enough to know just how damaging her admission is.

DidD she really believe she was going to go the distance talking with the dittoheads she named?

If she was afraid of Katie Couric, then she should give up now.

Nicely fits into her pattern of sliding the stiletto into the back of every person who’s ever tried to help her, but with special emphasis on women. “Cancerous Bitch” Lyda Green (tee-hee!) should know.

Bearing this in mind, let’s see if Amy Siskind will be on Sarah’s presidential campaign juggernaut. Wait till Amy finds out what it’s like when Saracuda has her back.

Apparently, I’m channeling Althouse today.

For my next trick I’m breaking out the box wine.

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