The White House media strategy—now with visual aids!
As noted in this space in the past (via Jon Stewart), Fox & Friends’ Gretchen Carlson isn’t really dumber than a bag of frozen okra. It’s just her job to pretend to be an empty-headed dimwit so as to appeal to the network’s target audience—the slack-jawed, vacant-eyed yahoo demographic. And boy did Carlson ever fulfill that contractual obligation splendidly yesterday in a segment on President Obama’s deficit speech.
Instead of focusing on the content of the speech, the Fox crew pounced on a 30-second clip of VP Biden with his eyes closed. Was he in deep concentration? Suppressing a fart? Nodding off? Regardless, this is clearly a more fruitful line of inquiry than trying to parse dumb old budget numbers or evaluate competing visions of America’s future:
Carlson: See, now here’s my take on it: Had the president broken out graphs and charts like Paul Ryan did and maybe even did a little video insert like Paul Ryan did, he would have kept people’s attention.
Jesus H. God, Gretchen Carlson—you are good at your job, O Snark’s Sultry Slayer! Still, we who only sit and mock must soldier on as best we can…
Meanwhile, in the White House Situation Room…

Later that evening…

This could totally work. Remember: an administration governs with the informed citizenry it has, not the informed citizenry it wants.
Posted by Betty Cracker on 04/14/11 at 09:14 AM • Permalink
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