There’s a sick part of me that wants Hillary to win the nomination

Why? After seeing this and this it struck me that watching these two blithering nincompoops leading the blogojeer for Hillary against their dull-eyed, drooling wingnut mentors will be awfully entertaining to watch.  It’ll be the ultimate fucktard cage match. I’ve even come up with a name for it just in case it goes down: Sad Hacks Beyond Thunderdumb.

Or ... The End of the Blogosphere As We Know It.

Nothing can survive an onslaught of that much unrelenting dueling douchebaggery.

(Hat tip to douglas in comments)

MORE: Good christ, the LA Times‘ Andrew Malcolm is rolling out this bullshit, too:

This is one of those political moments that really needs few words.

We’ll no doubt hear much more about this incident in coming days.

I can think of those “few words,” Malcolm: “fuck” and “you.” No finger necessary.

UPDATE: Here’s another angle (and clearly the best to refute this goofiness) shot by Ustream.  If you watch the full-screen version and scroll to the 20:50 mark, you can clearly see that he was scratching his face with two fingers.  And, yes, I feel embarrassed to be human even to have to bother posting this.

UPDATE: Kyle from Comments from Left Field asks an important question…

You know, the blogosphere was at least partly intended to keep the media from being silly. Who will come along to do the same for us?

UPDATE: moreperfectunion posted screenshots from the Ustream video at MyHRC....

We can has the sanities now? 

Oops, guess not.

I’m going to introduce a new game I came up with where everyone gets to pick wingnut blogger counterparts for the online Hillshills.  I think it’s pretty clear at this point that SusanUnPC’s wingnut counterpart is Pamela at Atlas Shrugs (all that’s missing are the vlogs). Feel free to play along in the comments.

Posted by Kevin K. on 04/18/08 at 12:29 AM • Permalink

Poetry.

I count at least three things you should trademark.  Maybe four.

In the last thread i said that “Americans aren’t stupid.” I’d just like to take this time and expand that to be a bit more specific. Not all Americans are stupid...but, sweet jesus, there clearly are a lot of really fucking stupid Americans.

Do as I do and laugh at the inanity of the whole thing. This farce is pure entertainment. Learn to spell O-V-E-R-R-E-A-C-H easily and often. Don’t take these losers seriously, because they long ago lost that right; mockery is the best solution, and you’re one of the best at it.

And understand: when Obama gets the nomination—that’s right, WHEN, NOT IF—Hillary will be forced to tour the nation recanting every single negative thing she’s said about Barack Obama. The general election for her will be one long exercise in eating crow. Savor that when it comes, and savor the apoplectic reaction of the larval right-wingers who are right now bleating within our midst. They are the Democratic Primary’s equivalent of 9-11 Truthers.

Fucktards is right. Even 2 year olds can generally count to 2, which is the number of fingers Obama used to scratch his cheek. I’m with Frank M. It will indeed be tons o’ fun to watch the coming Hilldo meltdown.

Larry Johnson = Dan Riehl
Taylor Marsh = Debbie Schlussel (Malkin would be too much of a comliment)
BTD at Talk Left = Roger L. Simon
Jeralyn at Talk Left = Ann Althouse
Jerome Armstrong = Ben Domenech

Yeah Larry J and susanUNpc have clearly lost their minds with Obama rage.

Its crazy to go read the comments over there.
And god forbid you post over there and don’t toe the line..
(actually thats the fun part, its fun to watch them trip over themselves calling you kool aid drinking obamabot-troll-tron or whatever weak addition to obama’s name they can come up with).
They are a spun out bunch thats for sure.
What makes me laugh is Larry J used to have a half way good reputation before this, think we’ll be seeing him as a expert on many shows in the future? I mean beside FOX of course…

I think I’ve got a better list..

Larry Johnson = Fucktard
Taylor Marsh = Fucktard
BTD at Talk Left = Fucktard
Jeralyn at Talk Left = Fucktard
Jerome Armstrong = Fucktard
Pamela at Democratic Daily = Fucktard
Lambert at Corrente = Fucktard

Last two thrown in just for good measure…

As for who’s going to keep the blogosphere from being silly, blogs allegedly came about to keep the media in check, but there are too many bloggers simply want to say “me too!” This wouldn’t be a problem in a perfect world… Anyone can have a blog, after all, so you’re going to get a myriad of opinions.  The blog readers, though, now there’s a problem… Because thousands of them keep reading the shitty, we’re-going-to-emulate-the-sorry-sack-media bloggers. 

You can lead a horse to water, but…

From SusanUnPC:

This is not the first time Barack Obama has used “street” gestures and language to send a message to his followers.

Yo, that shit was so street, dawg.  Word up with a bag of chips.  Whoomp there it is!