Oh look—there’s a “there” there
The stars of the hit teevee reality show Bristle Bay Shore—Snowflake Snooki and her husband, The Snowmachine Situation—would like to sweep this burgeoning feud with erstwhile protégé Joe Miller under the rug. Their supporting cast is frantically trying to make it go away.
But the walk-back Mr. Palin issued in Bill Kristol’s pixelated rag merely confirms that Palin indeed authored the incredibly petty original email informing Miller that he was Facebook-dead to the Palins:
Regardless of the walk-back, it sounds like Miller still considers the Palins totally unfriended even if they’re willing to let bygones be bygones. Check out how he tap-danced around the qualification question last night, finally admitting that, yeah, Palin is over 35 and an American citizen unlike the Kenyan Usurper, so she’s “technically” qualified to be president. As far as he knows.
The moral of the story? When brought to bay by a boor, a rare bearded arctic weasel may rise up to bite regardless of whose “shoe’s” he’s wearing. Oh, and these people are so hilariously unprepared for prime time.