Things I Learned from My Progressive Betters #39
According to two bloggers at The Smirking Chimp, Barack Obama is a “little prick.” Yay progressives!
Hey did you hear about the iconic African-American guy who plays golf, and whose relationship with the public is in a free-fall lately?
No, as a matter of fact - I’m not talking about Tiger Woods.
You know, I’ve really been trying not to write an article every other week about all the things I don’t like about Barack Obama.
But the little prick is making it very hard.
Like any good progressive, I’ve gone from admiration to hope to disappointment to anger when it comes to this president. Now I’m fast getting to rage.
How much rage? I find myself thinking that the thing I want most from the 2010 elections is for his party to get absolutely clobbered, even if that means a repeat of 1994. And that what I most want from 2012 is for him to be utterly humiliated, even if that means President Palin at the helm. That much rage.
Dude, you’ve slipped far past rage and have settled into profound psychosis. Get help. (NOTE TO OUR READERS: If you have children, DO NOT SEND THEM TO HOFSTRA.)
And then we have the irrepressible progressive prop comic Perry Logan:
I knew Obama was a fraud during the primaries. Like many others, I tried to warn my dimmer progressive colleagues they were being bamboozled. But even I thought the guy was a Democrat. I just thought he was a creepy, bad Democrat who stood somewhat to the right of Dick Cheney on most issues. The people who thought he was da bomb were mostly Clintophobes [sic], the bottom feeders of U.S. politics.
And I say that with love. :)
Every progressive, Democrat, and liberal in the United States should be calling for Obama’s immediate resignation right now.
Listen, I love the little pr*ck like a brother, but Obama is a trainwreck. He is at least eighty lightyears to the right of Bill Clinton and is well on his way to destroying the Democratic Party. Hard to believe some progressives actually fought dirty for this guy.
And when it comes to acting like a “little prick,” Logan knows what he’s talking about…
When it comes to “little pricks” and David Michael Green, on the other hand, one can only speculate…
[The phrase “my progressive betters” via John Cole]