This is all you need to know about the latest birther brouhaha

Or should that be brouHAHA?

From WND:

[Tim] Adams, who says he’s a Hillary Clinton supporter who ended up voting for John McCain when Clinton lost the Democratic nomination to Obama…

Ummm, yeah, Adams is totally reliable. As we learned during the primaries and the general election, PUMAs never lie about anything. Jesus. Effing. Christ.

MORE: Even the Freepers are keeping their distance from this. After everything that I witnessed in ‘08, I’m not at all surprised that a PUMA would hook up with neo-Nazis to “get the story out.” [h/t _ccm]

Posted by Kevin K. on 06/10/10 at 10:58 AM • Permalink

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CCC is the “softer” side of KKK.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

Does Western Kentucky know they have a conspiracy theorist on staff?  Is he a truther, too?

Truly, this guy is more toxic to Freepers than Polarik, who at least still has a couple of believers.

I hope Patrick McGoohan’s estate sues Herr Edwards for using the Prisoner theme on his little Bund Camp Radio Show.

However, when WND asked Takahashi [Adams’ boss when he worked there] if the elections office could check on birth records, he said, “We don’t have access to that kind of records. [There’s] no access to birth records.”

Adams responded, “They may say, ‘We don’t have access to that.’ The regular workers don’t, the ones processing ballots; but the people in administration do. I was the one overseeing the work of the people doing the balloting.”

Yes, because I was a super seekrit speschul temporary worker.  I had access to EVERYTHING!  BWAHAHA!

What a liar.

I bet Allen Media Strategies is falling all over themselves to sign Mr. Adams as a client.

Also, Will might have finally found a husband.

So let me get this straight, a Hillary Clinton supporter had information that could have handed the Presidency to Hillary on a silver platter or failing that his back up candidate John McCain and he goes public with it two years after the election? 

a) WTF
b) Instead of defending him and saying what a truthful and wonderful guy he is why the hell are they not threatening him with bodily harm.  I mean HE SINGLE HANDIDLY stole the election from dear Hillary by his silence.  String him up!

Am I missing anything here?

Why don’t the ‘Baggers and Birthers just all buy membership cards in the John Birch Society and be done with it?

Am I missing anything here?

Nope. Not a thing. ;)

Now we know for sure what end-stage PUMA looks like.

Now we know for sure what end-stage PUMA looks like.

I’m envisioning them all as part of the show Hoarders.

I’m still amazed by the weird Confluence of events that these complete loons used to find their own little corner of the intert00bz.

PUMAs are the tentacle pr0n of politics.

He sounds like the writer of Hillbuzz.

Wow. That WND article is the shit. I mean, it piles pelion on ossa, if you know what I mean.  I wish Hawaii would sue the shit out of this guy for claiming that a low level temporary clerk of elections had access to every piece of high level information about any citizen.  Hell, they just convicted some grunts of illegaly accessing Obama’s records. 

I’ve worked as an inspector and as a clerk on election day. You don’t have time to take a piss, let alone access *sekret* information.

aimai

John Ball says:

Why don’t the ‘Baggers and Birthers just all buy membership cards in the John Birch Society and be done with it?

I thought they already had them. ;)

You do bring up a good point though. These nuts are nothing more than 21st Century Birchers.  ...and still pissing their pants over flouride.

CCC is the “softer” side of KKK.

Good one, Alan!

Now we know for sure what end-stage PUMA looks like.

gimmeabreak, is there any other stage for a PUMA? They’ve always been dead-end stage PUMAs, if you ask me ;)

Wow. That WND article is the shit. I mean, it piles pelion on ossa, if you know what I mean.  I wish Hawaii would sue the shit out of this guy for claiming that a low level temporary clerk of elections had access to every piece of high level information about any citizen.  Hell, they just convicted some grunts of illegaly accessing Obama’s records.

But then again, aimai, all WND articles are shit.

That’s what cracks me up about this whole crazy lame story.  It is like the lowest devolution of birther stupid I’ve seen yet:

You’ve got a PUMA white-supremacist college intern claim that he’s got super-secret access & knowledge from his measly few months of grunt work and a bunch of gullible birthers eat it up like its some fucking *eureka* *OMG!!!* moment as they flog themselves silly, while reading about it on WND.

Ahhh…the phrase EPIC FAIL was made for moments like this…

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