Thomas Jefferson: Cheese-Eating Patent-Monkey
Given that he stole the recipe for mac & cheese from the Italians, Declaration Boy has a lot of nerve busting this woman’s balls for heating up a plastic pouch she bought at Piggly Wiggly.
On the other hand, if he’d kicked her ass for serving shitty synthetic food-wads to her holiday guests when she lives in a million-dollar fenced McMansion, I could get down with that.
“Authentic” Jefferson mac & cheese video recipe is below the fold.
H/T Betty Cracker for setting today’s theme of Campy, Mass-Market Americana.