Hell, I wanna make fun of him, but I’m not sure I can do it. If I had to pick between him and Rick Perry, I think I’d vote for Marceaux. He’d probably do less damage than Perry…

All I know is that the instructions on FreeRepublic were to “make this go viral.”

So I did.

Looks like your basic Teapublican to me.

you ain’t got no legs, lieutenant Dan….

wait…did he say he wanted to sell the grass for gas?

@Tom65—I’m still working on the part where if you get murdered, you go to jail.

I want to see this guy and Alvin Greene go out and do something bipartisan and post-racial together.

OK, I was TOTALLY down with this part:

Make sure that if national insurance is put in place, I will make sure the roots of such bill with not inclued any type measuring of the waist like other counties. quoted on 1/3/09

But the rest of his platform is freaking me RIGHT THE FUCK OUT.

VOTE FOR ME AND IF I WIN I WILL IMMUNE YOU FROM ALL STATE CRIMES FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE!

We all need to move to TN and vote for this guy

Of course, I can get behind TOTAL IMMUNITY.

So fuck Tennessee, let’s RUN BASIL FOR PRESIDENT.

no teeths depresses people

au contraire, mon frere…

He’s certainly more coherent than Sharon Angle, so he’s got that going for him.

Definitely. He’s like Breitbart, but with a powerful physical presence and an immediate sense of credibility.

He’s certainly the only candidate out there who’s brave enough to tell us his favorite color.

It’s blue!

“promoting slavery at traffic stops”?  Ummm, WTF?

“Cold french fries” SHOULD be removed from the state.

Fuck THAT shit.

Help! I’m still stuck on this:

U.S.Senate of Zack wamp in 2010

He’s certainly more coherent than Sharon Angle, so he’s got that going for him.

It’s worse than I thought

Holy Shit…

Thanks for the link Tom65.  Wow…Just wow…  I went to his website and spent way too much time there reading the crazy. Definitely popcorn worthy stuff.

Damn.  The jokes just write themselves over there, so I’ll just quote a few of my favorites:

On his ironic views of the need for education…‘nuff said:

8. Education ,let us put phonics back in school if you can not read you can not do History, Math, English. And that where we are now
...
WHAT IMPORTANT:
1.Education
a. School violents
...
Education: 13 3/4 years
...
Home Studies:
1. Evecutive Motivation Program, By Paul Meyer

Oh…if the rest of the site wasn’t what it was, this would have convinced me that I was reading the Onion…I think this has to be my absolute favorite:

c. See why dental is not in most plans a tooth aches hurt more than a back aches and no teeths depresses people

And of course, most of the stuff is more like this, in the total WTF??? category:

who drop the ball The Coast Guard, the Army.Navy the marine until now, the people and this is all Thomas Jefferson fault he took us doun the wrong road while the real founders were kiled and jailed.

Oh look, it reproduced.  Basil Marceaux, Jr. is also a candidate for office.  He would like to be the Tennessee State House “Representitive.”

They appear to share webmasters with each other, and with Orly Taitz.

So does the traffic stop obsession flag these guys as any particular sub-species of Homo Americanus Fascisti?  Or is that just a reflection of their personal experience, in which any roadside encounter with the cops leads inevitably to another DUI conviction?

LMAO!  Holy Shit…you weren’t kidding!

Yeah, the strange traffic stop obsession must be some sort of inbred genetic disorder in their family, I suspect.  As is their grasp of the english language and grammar in general. 

Personally, I think Jr’s 3-year old son, “Basil” wrote both websites…

Thanks for the link Allan and the laughs…

I want to see this guy and Alvin Greene go out and do something bipartisan and post-racial together.

LMAO!  Yeah, that would be the perfect analogy!

Speaking of Alvin Greene, here’s a hilarious lame RAP song for his campaign:

Now we know who’s been writing Palin’s tweets.

AND he does the enclosed-within-a-box thing better than anybody I’ve ever seen!

the enclosed-within-a-box thing

If he ever gets out of that little dungeon, we’re ALL in danger.

Mrs. Polly,  I think his candidacy may be walking into the wind. Only I don’t mean “walking.”

I think Marceaux is on to something:

I find it hard to take a campaign fund from anyone because if they give me money they expect something and then they seal it with a hand shack . I think this is bribery
so to keep everybody honest lets put all funds in one bucket, then divide the bucket by cities, counties and state ,then divide those buckets among who ever once want to run and
nobody owes anybody.

because if they give me money they expect something and then they seal it with a hand shack

The hand shack is a little old place, where we can…

Things of important…

4. My friends a beer stores say they must check 200 D/L a day that 400 minutes a day per clerk which is over 6 hours at $ 7.00 a hour that $ 42.00, with it mandatory then we must pay them.

5. I believe we must hate the U.S. Flag because we fly the wrong one and when we fly the right one we and the government fly it wrong. Can we start honoring the flag Again.

Somewhere, the Time Cube guy is thinking, “Hello, lawsuit.”