Fuck Jesse Watters, little toolish bitch.

How about Palin instead? Shannyn Moore has been blogging about the Wasilla Wombat for quite a while now, and this is the best description of Palin I have ever read ...

I’ve said that the governor’s political ambition combined with her intellect is like a jet engine on a golf cart.

More here ...

People who take pride in being an asshole are just begging for a shovel in the face.

Yeah the Terkel girl really, really disappointed me.  How the hell are you going to be the Managing Editor for ThinkProgress.org and not be acquainted and ready to Makris his ass?  Really, she thought falling back on the college freshman crutch of stalker….ummm duh, clearly they’re stalkers.  But you must render his footage useless…

And Pallin, Humboldt…she’s destined to failure/stupidity, she can’t help herself. Her spray and pray method of internet website ad buys…she’ll eat through her budget faster than you can say “Bill Bennett asked the dealer to hit him on 17!...what a fuckin idiot!!”

Oh and where was the “lack of objectivity” and what the fuck does that mean anyway?

That article was way fairer than it should have been.

“Finally got around to reading” my ass.

He finally stopped masturbating over getting his name in the NYT long enough to tweet everyone.

Who is this person?

Who is this person?

Umm, don’t tell Chris, but Kevin was caught in a tryst with this guy, the black sidekick guy from the Chuck Norris TV show and gaygal.

They were having a porkulus-fest and this “Jesse” (tough guy name) fellow didn’t take kindly to the tea bagging, so he’s trying to ignore Kev and threatened to blackmail him to Chris.

What a wuss.  That might have been fun.

I got the same exact message.

What does it say about a man who gets so many people tweeting him that he’s a loathsome douchebag with maggots where a conscience is supposed to be that he has a canned “you’re rude” message at the ready?

How does Jesse Waters know what our mothers would be ashamed of?  Presumptive git!

I know MY mother would be ashamed of me if I was one of Bill O’Reilly’s flying monkeys, standing by to rape, I mean stalk, I mean interview any liberal who dares to tell the truth about my massa Bill.

Remember the Rosetta Stone for translating Conservatardism into English is to reverse the direction of the statement.  All insults about others are self-descriptions; all self-praise describes the opponent.

I have decided to block you because I am rude.  Since I can’t say anything nice, I shouldn’t say anything at all.  My mother is ashamed of me.

Fixed.

Jesse is, as Taylor Marsh once said, the load his mother should’ve swallowed.