Total Fuckstick Bill Cunningham Floats “Hannity for President” in 2012 Meme

Cincinnati hate-radio host Bill Cunningham—the tongue that licks the toilet seat of Rush Limbaugh’s Port-O-Pee—just declared on his national Sunday night Drudge-replacement broadcast that the one and only true, perfect shoo-in Conservative candidate for President in 2012 is Sean Hannity. 

No media yet, since the show is live. However, you may remember Bill as the human slime John McCain rebuked for humping the “Hussein” Obama slur at a McQueeg primary rally in 2008.

In the immortal words of Was/Not Was, “Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks.” These loons don’t know anymore which side of the donut hole to screw. 

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 03/14/10 at 11:06 PM • Permalink

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I don’t think Hannity has opposable thumbs. Isn’t that like a Constitutional requirement or something?

That dude is so straight I… I feel like I want to suck his dick*. Or salute a flag.  Any flag.

Someone get me a fucking flag, god damn it!  I need a flag!!!

* strike HTML didn’t work, so, fuck it.  I’m man enough to admit I want to… wait, what was I going for here?

Bill Cunningham? UGH. The man is a waste of skin. I think he’s the wind beneath Jean Schmidt’s wings. I mean broom.

Do wingnuts tell the barber “give me a full wingnut do” or does the barber just know?

@Ripley—Use square brackets, e.g. [ strike]foo[ /strike] becomes foo.

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