Tuesday 12:01 AM can’t get here fast enough

John Ziegler being escorted back to the institution.

In an exclusive to Mediaite, [John] Ziegler reviews Sarah Palin’s new book Going Rogue, which comes out tomorrow. Due to rights and clearance issues, the review will be published Tuesday at 12:01 am.

Excerpts from his review include:

“For many reasons, this is by far the best book and greatest literary achievement by a political figure in my lifetime.”

One of the “many reasons” is located below Ziegler’s belt buckle. Another one is what’s commonly referred to as “blunt head injury.”

This will be without a doubt the most outstanding book review of not just my lifetime, but in the history of mankind.

Posted by Kevin K. on 11/16/09 at 11:28 AM • Permalink

Categories: Politics • Nutters • Sarah Palin • Our Stupid Media • Skull Hampers •

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Obviously, we’ve underestimated St. Joan of Juneau.

Rush Limbaugh calls Going Rogue “truly one of the most substantive policy books I’ve read.”

The fact that the other “policy book” in Limbaugh’s library is Valley of the Dolls notwithstanding, that’s still a righteous endorsement.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 11/16/09 at 12:43 PM

As I said:

Is it really “lowering the bar” when the bar is buried 3 miles underground in concrete and people above can walk over it without even knowing the bar is there, blissfully unaware in fact that the bar ever existed?

I’m sticking with that.

Comment by Zandar on 11/16/09 at 12:45 PM

Rush Limbaugh calls Going Rogue “truly one of the most substantive policy books I’ve read.”

Did he really. I totally missed that. I can hardly wait for Hannity to weigh in (if he hasn’t already).

Comment by Kevin K. on 11/16/09 at 12:48 PM

KK, I should have linked:

Limbaugh’s quote is here.

And here’s St. Joan of Juneau, courtesy of Betty Cracker.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 11/16/09 at 12:54 PM

Ziegler provides an excellent example when attempting to explain the epithet “douchebag” to a non-native speaker of English.

Comment by Allan on 11/16/09 at 01:05 PM

One of the “many reasons” is located below Ziegler’s belt buckle

FTW. :-)

Comment by JenJen on 11/16/09 at 01:07 PM

I’m selling tickets to the Starburst Smackdown that will ensue as various bobble heads jostle to prove they like Sarah the bestest.

Sorry, this is a cash only transaction. I will not accept eye teeth, arms, legs OR first born children. Stocks? In this market? Bwahahaha!

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 11/16/09 at 01:16 PM

And let’s not forget the Powertools:

It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can’t get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.

If the walking embodiment of “world-historical catastrophic fuck-up” is a man of extraordinary vision and brilliance, imagine what heights of hyperbole the extra starburst power will achieve!

Comment by Betty Cracker on 11/16/09 at 01:21 PM

She truly is The Queen of All Mediocre. (apologies to Howard Stern, of course)

Comment by Ripley on 11/16/09 at 02:08 PM

FTW. :-)

Dittos.

Comment by Steve M. on 11/17/09 at 11:03 AM

Now, how about a contest for the most preposterously effusive, overblown Palin blurb? Maybe we can send the most over-the-top ones to HarperCollins and see if they wind up in a newspaper ad as genuine praise.