Gyad, Robert “Stacy is too a guy’s name!” McCain has got to be one of the creepiest dudes on the internet. He reminds me of an über-skeevy boss I had when I was about Ms. Bowling’s age who used to make my skin crawl by constantly staring at my tits when we talked. Hello? I’m up here? 

And Stacy totally blows his “I’m MR. REDNECK!” cred by ostentatiously noting Ms. Bowling’s tats and black nail polish, as if he knew all along that folks in small town Kentucky adorned themselves in such a fashion. You can tell he’s as thunderstruck as if he’d encountered a flying opossum.

I like Rush, does that mean I am going to get banned now?

Or just shunned?

Shunned.

Banishment is reserved for Stryper fans.

*slinks away*

Wait up justlen. [slinks]

Stryper fans

They still make those?

I knew I was going to take out a few people with a Rush jab. You guys aren’t nearly as hostile as the Ramones fans were when I dissed them on my old blog. Jeebus, I barely made it out alive.

Fuck this, I don’t need the abuse. I’ll be in the vagina cheesecake post.

You guys aren’t nearly as hostile as the Ramones fans were when I dissed them on my old blog. Jeebus, I barely made it out alive.

Well, that’s more than the Ramones did!

Fuck this, I don’t need the abuse. I’ll be in the vagina cheesecake post.

Really glad you included “post” in this, Len.

Cripes RSMcInsane is so creepy. I thought his readers bankrolled this trip for him to conduct an investigation into who killed the census worker. Instead our ace crime reporter uncovers a nasty email to the office manager of the local newspaper? Bet that murderer is shaking in his boots now…

Some anonymous commenter at InstaPutz put it best: “Those McCain dispatches are the worst pieces of journalism since Malkin went to Iraq.”

I love the way he doesn’t even have a laptop - he claims that he can’t link any articles because the library computer system won’t allow him to open other tabs.

Doop-dee-do, checking the intertubes…Well lookee here!  There’s a Starbucks in those parts. Why isn’t he using their wireless?  Or any of a handful of other places?

Oh right. Because it’s Robert Stacy McCain.

Oh, man, those eyes darting at the guy like, “Can you believe this creep?”

Classic.

Good thing there’s a socialist library available for him to use, huh?

He goes trawling for her arm as if he can’t figure out where it originates from. The look on her face for the rest of the vid I would characterize as “Don’t you move, you psychotic!”

What with death tourism, petty larceny and depraved sexual fondling, this is going to be the sort of vacation Stacy’ll have to rest up from!

You guys aren’t nearly as hostile as the Ramones fans were when I dissed them on my old blog.

... You ... don’t like The Ramones?

Ooookay. When’s your birthday, I’ll buy you some Englebert Humperdink records.

... You ... don’t like The Ramones?

I like punk. I loathe surf rock.

I love Rush and Satch.

Can’t stand punk.

Guess that makes me a racist white douche with no taste. Even though I’m a pretty famous Black jazz musician.

Samir, hey, I love Mingus and Cheap Trick, so I think I’ve got the “white douche” angle covered. 

Glad you checked in. Are you from NYC? Last name start with a Z?

Jesus, they’re still bitching about rappers? In 2009? My mom’s a sixtysomething white Republican living in a gated community on Hilton Head and even she knows hip hop’s legit. (she prefers Ice Cube’s solo efforts to Straight Outta Compton but hey, whaddaya gonna do)

I’ll buy you some Englebert Humperdink records.

I opened for that guy once in my mid-twenties. Say what you will, most guys half his age can’t rock the leather pants/billowy shirt combo.

I really like Rush and Satriani myself.  I’d make some comment about the hipster douchebag Pitchfork crap often posted on this blog as “music” but I’m above such petty jabs…

I really like Rush and Satriani myself.  I’d make some comment about the hipster douchebag Pitchfork crap often posted on this blog as “music” but I’m above such petty jabs…

Go right ahead.  You won’t be the first…