It’s distressing to see Victoria Jackson using her ukulele for evil and not for good.

Not to mention her eyebrow tweezers.

I’m happy to report that Obama’s nefarious “re-distribute the wealth” policies were actually enacted as part of the soshulist stimulus legislation.  The “Making Work Pay” credit as well as the expansion of the earned income credit is resulting in sizable tax refunds this year for, if I may say, people who need and can really use the money.  Since most teabaggers don’t appear to be in the higher income brackets I’m suspecting many of them may be unwitting recipients of the “Communist in the White House’s” largesse.

So, Victoria, why don’t you compose a song suggesting that they give the money back?

Good lord, when did she turn into Shelley Winters?

Shelley Winters was a thoroughly hilarious dame who was sexy as hell when she was young, was in on the joke as an old gal, and didn’t overpluck her eyebrows or her ukulele.

Victoria should be so lucky.

Wow, Victoria Jackson looks great! And she sings like an angel.

I don’t understand why more folk singers don’t understand that communists are not our friends. After 9.11 we should be thinking about how we can come together as a Christian nation. Dylan understood that for a while, until he went through his “I am so famous I can dress like I’m Amish” phase.  Come to think of it, what religion does Dylan belong to these days?  I digress.

Victoria wonders if there’s a communist in the White House. And I say, just as surely as there’s one happening dude in the Papacy!

Christ, for a second I thought she was wearing a mammy rag.

[Deep breaths.]

In that book about Saturday Night Live that came out a few years ago, Jackson was sniveling that Jan Hooks and Nora Dunn were always mean to her. Hooks’ response was essentially “Whatever. I could never stand that baby-talk voice of hers. It was like ‘You’re a grown woman. Use your goddamn lower register.’”

Where can I buy a Dana Perino wig with a built-in bow?  (I made it all the way to “Only Glenn Beck understands me,” but ich cann nicht mehr.

“You’re a grown woman. Use your goddamn lower register.”

LOL!

Fugly is as fugly does.

To be honest, the “goddamn” in that quote might be me, not Hooks, but the rest of it is her.

Thank You!!! Now I have something to scare my kids into behaving.

To be honest, the “goddamn” in that quote might be me, not Hooks, but the rest of it is her.

Well, I consider it an improvement.

What planet is she on?

I just wanted to call attention to a fun Victoria Jackson fact: Weird Al hit that.  Oh yes, he did.