Site FUBAR Alert:  Kev, your Olmert post directs to this post, for some reason.

That is very, very funny.  I think wanting to see “two footprints in the sand” was one of the funniest lines.  Thanks for sharing that Humboldt!

Heh! We have an aunt who actually was a nun who left the convent. She dates girls, though.

Cousin Moira is a riot. Mary Katherine’s palpable nervousness and excitement are so accurate, and every line is hilarious.

What a fun cousin! My cousin is an actress/model who once gave me a book entitled “Dressing Slim”.

Not that I’m bitter.

More Moira would be a good thing.

My cousin is an actress/model who once gave me a book entitled “Dressing Slim”.

I hope you exacted some diabolical form of revenge.

For her wedding present, I donated a cow in her name to the Heifer Project.

I didn’t, actually. I only just thought of it. Rats Rats Rats! But I did donate to a charity and all she got was a lousy card. Our family has been internecine warring through passive-agressive gift-giving for generations, so she understood what it meant.

“Our family has been internecine warring through passive-agressive gift-giving for generations…”

Sis, is that you?

Betty: Did you send the banana-hanger? The card got lost. How can I send a proper thank-you note?

I think wanting to see “two footprints in the sand” was one of the funniest lines.

That one had me chuckling as well, Marin. I also liked the suggestion she shorten her name to “Cat.”

The look on Moira’s face is precious, she played it perfectly.

Oh, and Kev? I really wasn’t gonna kill you. Maybe just rough you up a bit, but I doubt I woulda done kilt ya.

Oh, and for any idiots from Effluence or any related PUMA dumbassery, if you want an example of an extremely well-educated, self-starting hugely successful woman you need look no further than Moira.

And I bet she has never even owned an orange pantsuit.

And I bet she has never even owned an orange pantsuit.

You mean Hillary doesn’t send her subliminal messages?

You mean Hillary doesn’t send her subliminal messages?

Nope, Moi told me her Clenis Detector was broken, happened last February or sumptin.

MY first cousin LAID ME when I was 14 and she was 15.

Having your virginity taken, well talk about better to give than receive.

It was great, not weird at all, and we had a great time screwing while the families were downstairs getting drunk for some Christian ritual.

Our grandfather’s house was perfect because it had all these weird attic like storage rooms.

By the way, I’ve been having a good time screwing ever since.

Now it would be cool if she later became a nun (for the sake of the thread) but on the contrary, she does mysterious satellite stuff for the Pentagon.

she was married with kids next time I saw her.

Happy Fuck!

Moira is quite an actress, BTW, I LOVE that short. I’ve watched it several times and still getting laughs.

OK, Scooter has the best cousin.

I had a funny uncle, but he was just an honorary uncle. So to speak.

OMG. That is HYSTERICAL. How did I miss seeing this before now? Moira is BRILLIANT. Thanks for sharing.