Virgin Birth Strains Credibility, but I Flat-Out Refuse to Believe that Something this Lame Exists

I didn’t realize that Freethinkers Brights Smarter Than Everybody Elses nonbelievers had their own holiday.

HumanLight presents an alternative reason to celebrate: a Humanist’s vision of a good future. It is a future in which all people can identify with each other, behave with the highest moral standards, and work together toward a happy, just and peaceful world.

PARTAY!!!

It’s worth clicking over just for the slideshow. Unless you suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder, in which case it’ll send you running to the tub with a toaster under your arm.

I doubt I’ll ever waver in my belief that religion’s been a net negative for society, but I will say this: atheism has yet to provide mankind with a yearly opportunity to fuck drunken coworkers. Advantage: space ghost.

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Aside from the balloons, Secular Humanism looks a lot like a Rotary Club pot-luck dinner.

Judging by my local chapter, it’s more like the meetup group for an MMORPG briefly popular in Fall ‘07.  They probably get together for occasional cosplay but, as a devout atheist, I can only beg them to please stop doing this.

Comment by sean on 12/23/09 at 11:46 PM

That party is lame.  Born and raised an atheist, I say celebrate the Winter Solstice with something more Bacchanalian.  Start a big fire, let the wine flow, slaughter a sheep or something.

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