I don’t know, K. mutiny.in looks like the shoo-in. We’ve got zilch in terms of India coverage.

Voted, twittered and Facebook’d.  Trying to figure a way of working that into a post on AOL.

Voted, twittered and Facebook’d.  Trying to figure a way of working that into a post on AOL.

Thanks, gimme.

Put the word out to all my anti-puma friends on Myspace and they are spreading the word also. I also asked my friend Keira Knightly to post it in her comments and she did! We will win by a landlide! maybe…

(Thanks for the fix Kev)

You got Kiera to request a Rumproast vote?  I am impressed, I like her alot, “Love Actually” made me a fan, “King Arthur” not so much but she was a kick ass babe.  She is a very thoughtful English Actress (as they all are), if she keeps up with her work she is going to be up there with Dame Judy and Emma!

I also asked my friend Keira Knightly to post it in her comments and she did!

John, no way!  It looks like she really did or if you are spoofing us it’s a heck of a good one!  Thanks for the good word!

John, no way!  It looks like she really did or if you are spoofing us it’s a heck of a good one!

Of course it’s real! She’s a huge Betty Cracker fan.

I’m kinda surprised we’re holding our own considering Nice Deb has the PUMAs behind her. In the long run I don’t see anyone beating “Chatting at the Sky,” though. Do you think I could fool people if I flipped Rumproast to a Christian blog for a week?

Then again, leave it to Newsmax to come out with this beauty of a headline ...

Eating Less Thwarts Middle-Aged Weight Gain

Yeah, and smoking less leads to better breathing and lung health, exercising more leads to better balance and cardio performance, drinking less tends to help out the ol’ liver and not pucnhing yourself repeatedly about the head and shoulders leads to less bruising.

What’s next? Eating less crisco straight from the can will help you stay fit

Do you think I could fool people if I flipped Rumproast to a Christian blog for a week?

Can I play the part of Jesus? Maybe Glix or Mrs. Polly could, like, umm, play the part of Mary Magdelene.

I met her while I was engineering a press junket for Pirates, we keep in touch on occasion, I’m just surprised she responded so quickly, most of the time her agents does the replies.

I have no doubt that I could achieve a much more reverent and worshipful tone in my posts for a week or so if you think it would work.  Every day is a blessing and I when I look at the birdies out the window I give a little wink to Jesus as if to say “thanks, partner.”  That kind of stuff?  Because I’ve always felt that I’m really a Christian soul hidden in an atheist exterior.

BTW the Confluence has a formidable lead in Best Liberal Blog.  There is no rational explanation for this.

Humboldt, as long as JenniIcePickVoice makes it to the leather events in her chaps and harness, all will be well!

(Oh, and you’re welcome for that image!)

More wise words from DWP;

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DancesWithPumas 01.05.09 at 5:25 pm

  Why would anyone vote for dumbpoast when they could just come here and read the unadulterated source in context?

ok - it ain’t Kiera Knighly, but facebook messages sent to David Brock, Jane Hamsher, Cliff Schecter, Robert Greenwald, Glenn Greenwald, Joe Trippi, Chris Bowers and Matt Stoller.

God damn myspace blocking the link to the vote!!

Just a toss in-

on myspace it would be much more effective as a bulletin, and bulletins can have links in them

:)

You’ve got my vote, Kevin.

“Humboldt, as long as JenniIcePickVoice makes it to the leather events in her chaps and harness, all will be well!”

It’s just not the same unless she’s reading off her Phone Sex operator script though…....

Kc- It’s blocking the link in the bulletin also =-(

Kevin—Dibs on Joseph:

I keep askin’ her, and she’s always like “I’m not in the mood” or “not tonight, honey, I’m tired.”  Then one day she’s all “I’m pregnant, babe,” and I’m like “OMG!”  Man, I was totally bummed; *not* what I expected when I paid her dad my best camel and that custom cabinet.

But then she has the kid, and these crazy old dudes show up with all this gold an’ shit, and I’m like “hey, man, can you spare a bro some green?”  And they’re like “verily, it is thine, oh surrogate Godfather.”  Then they just set stuff down next to the kid—a bunch of gold, which was rad, and some herb.  I tried smokin’ it, but it was totally bogus.

So anyways, whenever I walk into the shop now, I give a little wink to Jesus as if to say “thanks, partner.”  He scored me phat cash, and Mary’s totally hot in the sack now.

woo hoo! we broke 100!

Oh, yeah.  Toss in a vote for Nate Silver at FiveThirtyEight for best political coverage.  He’s currently ahead, but NoQuarter is inexplicably in second place.

Toss in a vote for Nate Silver at FiveThirtyEight for best political coverage.

Definitely. I already voted for him on all my computers.  I think I like your “winkie to JC” line better than mine.

The comments at Wonkette are great.  All of them are discovering the horror that is the Confluence for the first time:

StrangelyBrown says at 8:39 pm, January 5th, 2009

Okay, I made the mistake of looking at The Confluence just now, in the vain hope that it might at least be some kind of group golden-shower slashfic site. What I discovered was much worse. Consider this lump of prose:

Seems they are running a story that says Camp Pamp knew all about the relationship between A$$alo Bill and David Rubin at least since August, when Judas introduced him to Pampers’ money changers at the DNC Pampers Coronation Extravaganza on Mount Olympus.

Seriously — WTF language is that? Is that Esperanto? It’s like that one episode of Star Trek where the aliens could only talk in metaphor. “Shaka when the walls fell” to you too, motherfuckers!

That Effluents blog or whatever it is, after days of shnorring for votes, Weblog Award advent calendar, and iqwho? bouncing his pom-poms, squeaked out 425 votes.

Wonkette, yawned, scratched, said “Oh is there an award? I want it.” And that was it for Effluents by a thousand votes. So far.

Watching their gag reflexes being activated by the conflusion at that Effluents whatever it is.

Heidi Li, on January 5th, 2009 at 9:44 pm Said:

Wonkette has been around for years. I don’t read it, and don’t know much about it. I do believe it was founded by a woman though.

Dude, her name is Ana Marie COX; our founder is RiverDAUGHTER.  What can be more clear than this?

And of course, RedState is getting its ass kicked in “Best Conservative Blog”

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cal says at 11:12 pm, January 5th, 2009
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I just checked out Rumproast, and they definitely deserve some Wonkette love, if only for their hatred of Paultards. And it’s pretty funny, too (”Gnik Sadim” on their top ten is my favorite so far).

Also, their competitor Nice Deb must die. The end.

Can you feel the love?

murphy 01.05.09 at 5:18 pm

vote for Nice Deb for best Small Blog (she’s up against rumproast, yuk)

Yes, I called this, thank you. No, no need to worship me. Please. Yes. Just fix me a turkey pot pie.

You want a hoot, go check out myiq1/2u and Riverchucky throwing sparks over the *thwap!* administered by Wonkette.  myiq thinks Wonkette has been “pwn’ed” and I’ll let a Wonkette commenter sum up Riverdaughter’s post that just went up:

glamourdammerung says at 7:57 am, January 6th, 2009

From their insane ramblings on the front page:

“I’ll tell you what we’re not. We are not the kind of people who are concerned with whether our vaginas are as fresh and sweet as a Massengill douche.”

What.
The.
Fuck.

This was great, too:

yep,

a TOTAL tool! hisiqislessthantrigs uses his “feminism” to pick up puma chicks…

it’s so sweet to watch him post videos for his latest PUMA-crush…

I am so glad I found you via wonkette, I have been fascinated by the PUMA circle jerk for months now and wondered if anyone else shared my obsession with their unique brand of idiocy…

I am so glad I found you via wonkette, I have been fascinated by the PUMA circle jerk for months now and wondered if anyone else shared my obsession with their unique brand of idiocy…

Well, in that case, Rumproast will be like the warmest sweater you’ve ever p’wned. Welcome aboard. Scroll down and look through the posts with the most comments. You should find PUMA gold lurking in all of them.

Oh, Jesus, that riverchucky post is a treat!  It’s like she’s channeling jenni4hillary (filtering out TEH CAPS):

our ability to make noise and vote appear to be independent of our vaginal status.

So that rules out… queefing and prehensile genitals?  And what is a “vaginal status” anyways?

...your scrotums will lose their perky tautness…

I am rendered snarkless.

Be sure to vote AGAINST Savage Politics in Best Up and Coming Blog

My problem is when I want to vote against blogs in some categories, the alternatives are pretty bad. For instance, who in the hell do you pick in Best New Blog against Uppity Woman?  Everything else looked dreadful.

By the way, I don’t vote on the first date. And I’m pretty sure my ballot box is closed.

By the way, I don’t vote on the first date. And I’m pretty sure my ballot box is closed.

I guess I should do that best PUMA TV appearances post I was threatening to do.  That video really needs to be seen by as many people as possible and our traffic is going up again.

BTW, for Best Up and Coming Blog I guess I’ll officially endorse Connecting.the.Dots.

In Best Liberal Blog - since Wonkette easily has it, vote for Talking Points Memo to push The Conflagration down to 3rd place.

I like watching heads explode.

angienc2, on January 6th, 2009 at 12:32 am Said:
But Seriously — this is a MAJOR AWARD — you can’t just get one of those by herding pathetic lemmings to vote for you out of spite — oh wait.

Oh wait, it worked for President McCain.

gimme, there are several other blogs on that list that could take out the Effluence with one post, but it looks like most of them don’t care. I’m guessing the Sadly, No! crew may strike soon. Maybe I should head over there and suggest it.

BTW, we’re within striking distance for second.  I’m kinda surprised because Nice Deb is front-paged on Ace of Spades and they get some serious traffic. I think our snark pals at Wonkette and Jesus’ General are keeping us in the running.

yep,

a TOTAL tool! hisiqislessthantrigs uses his “feminism” to pick up puma chicks…

Yeah, there were always a few schmucks like that when I was in a various pro-choice groups. Annoying as hell to watch ... right up until the women realized they were being made into a harem.

No fear. The Confluence and UppityWoman are going to lose anyway, once this gets to the corrupt Weblog caucus vote.

angienc2, on January 6th, 2009 at 12:32 am Said:
But Seriously — this is a MAJOR AWARD

oh PLEASE let this be a fishnet stocking lamp, a la A Christmas Story

This is hysterical. In the last 48 hours The Effluence’s inmates have done more backflips than a troupe of springloaded penguins with impacted hemorrhoids.

First, they were in it FTW!!1! Now it’s “Oh I never expected us to win, just put up a good showing.”

Similarly, the Harriet Christian fiasco was “satirical,” as noted above, so Wonkette, she [sic] is teh stupid. Sadly, this came as news to some of the dimmer and more hardline Effluencers, who are now sorely disillusioned.

Add in the realization that those who don’t already hold the Effluence in contempt and fit subject for ridicule seem to be drawn to that conclusion within seconds of visiting there for the first time, and that the charms of Riverdaughter’s deathless prose don’t translate well outside the ever-diminishing PUMAsphere, and it’s circle the wagons time over there.

And now they’re set to challenge the result and claim that Wonketters are cheating! And they have teh evidence!!!1! Old habits die hard.

On the other hand, the whole exercise is forcing some of them to venture out of the Effluence into the broad light of day for possibly the first time in nearly a year, which can only be a Good Thing.

They’d better tread carefully. In a snark contest on neutral ground (the Effluence mods must be getting RSI from censoring all the “WTF! You’re all deranged.” comments flooding in), Wonketters are truly formidable. Their livebloggings of last year’s conventions are among my most prized memories.

This was sure to happen. If I could remember my Wonkette UN/PW, I’d let them know…

They’d better tread carefully. In a snark contest on neutral ground (the Effluence mods must be getting RSI from censoring all the “WTF! You’re all deranged.” comments flooding in), Wonketters are truly formidable. Their livebloggings of last year’s conventions are among my most prized memories.

Oh dear. This latest creative nick from DWP for Rumproast may not play well with some of PUMA PAC’s LGBT faction:

I had almost forgotten about that Effluents or whatever it is until LiverSpotter or whoever was nominated, which caused me to go back and look for some of her evergreens.

Brad Mays, here is RiverDaughter on Obama’s speaking style, just for you:

Post Debate Thread: Beautiful theories destroyed by Ugly facts
Posted on September 26, 2008 by riverdaughter
So, who won and why? I watched the debate with the sound off and the impressions I get from each candidate are:
McCain- solid, unflappable. A sure port in a storm. He shows his thought on his face. His eyebrows are very expressive. He is both bemused and impish. He will stand there an listen to you, taking it all in and have some internal monologue that he will decorate with humor, sarcasm and mischief. I wish he would look at the camera more to appeal directly to viewers but this may be an artifact of addressing a chamber that is always half empty.
Obama- youthful, playful, like a young puppy. He moves constantly. His opening statement was good. He looked into the camera and seemed intense and puposeful. Then in the rest of the debate, he moved around from side to side. He punctuates his words with head bobs in the style of a preacher, ala MLK or Jesse Jackson. His style is very reminiscent of African American icons and statesmen, which is not a bad thing, but it is imitative. He does not have the same solidity of McCain. One imagines that a slight gust of wind could carry Obama away.
What did I

I had to listen to the debate on the radio: that head-bobbin Obama, with his playful imitative reminiscent of icons moves gave me motion sickness.

Honest PUMA NEVER CHEAT:

griffithinc, on January 6th, 2009 at 11:30 am Said:

Good, I voted on another computer here at work, I’ll do it at home, and on another in my office. All legit, they’re all mine. Tee hee. I can’t believe they’ve had over 3000 people vote for Wonkette over there. No way. Obamabots justify cheating just like Obama did.

begging for votes

That’s pretty funny coming from a blog that’s begging for votes for the Effluence and Uppity Woman, replete with designed “vote” icons in their left sidebar.

Roar.

Oops. Now Wonkette is openly goading her [sic] minions:

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE PUMA BLOG: “Oh, and BTW, Wonkette readers, someday, if you’re lucky, you will live long enough to be old. Your tits will sag, your scrotums will lose their perky tautness and young, stupid adolescent males will make fun of you, unless, of course, the PUMAs make them insignificant. Someday, you may thank us.” Jesus, do you type to your mother with those hands? What does this even mean? Our tits (they’ll have to be yours by default, Sara, sorry) will get saggy and then adolescent males will make fun of us until PUMA KILLS ALL OF THE ADOLESCENT MALES ON EARTH? These people should be in prison. [Confluence]

Eek. What’s the betting The Effluence mysteriously goes offline some time soon?

myiq2xu, on January 6th, 2009 at 11:26 am Said:

We realize that Wonkette gets more traffic than us.

But it doesn’t get more traffic than everyone else combined.

Is he really that dumb or is he just pretending?  I’m stumped. It’s pretty easy to check that the only two blogs in that category who are asking for votes are Wonkette and the Confluence. If TPM or Digby or Sadly, No were asking for votes they’d be far ahead of the Effluence, too.

This Wonkette commenter captures the essence of the Effluence PUMAs:

Sassette says at 11:43 am, January 6th, 2009

The paragraph before that implies that some of them are men, right before they say they’re going to make the men “insignificant.” Apparently this is some Amazonian female dom fetish cult.

Cello!  Hi!  How ya been?

Apparently this is some Amazonian female dom fetish cult.

That last sentence needs the word “doomed” somewhere.

Cello!

Oh my, I think the PUMAs are about to realize how nice we are in comparison to the no-holds-barred crew at Wonkette.  They’ve really stepped in it this time.

And “dumbtoast”?  Really?  That’s the best she could come up with?

He will stand there an listen to you, taking it all in and have some internal monologue that he will decorate with humor, sarcasm and mischief.

Wow, she can read McPOW’s mind.

His opening statement was good.

Even though she watched with the sound off she knew this because she can also read OBama’s mind.

If i may make a suggestion here.

Please vote for Driftglass for Best Individual Blogger.

A conservative blogger The Anchoress is currently in the lead and she voted for Instapudit for Best Major Blog!

Please vote for Driftglass for Best Individual Blogger.

A conservative blogger The Anchoress is currently in the lead and she voted for Instapudit for Best Major Blog!

Weblogs award site is hosed, though. I guess it was those 18 million PUMAs rushing there to accuse Wonkette of cheating.

This is going to get interesting. I posted the infamous Jenni video over at Wonkette and Ken Layne made it into a new thread (Hart88 c’est moi).

Fun!

Tom, that is cool…

Some new PUMA friends:

Tom65—You are the Harry Truman of the Weblog wars.

You dropped the Jenn-Bomb, knowing it would save millions of American lives. Salut!

Well, surprise surprise, the cheating accusations have already been shot down:

Kevin - please and pretty please go over to Wonkette and post a link to the radio show with Jen and Daragh, I’m sure the posters would love to listen to it!

Another suggestion for a blog to vote for.

The Agonist for Best Large Blog.

Currently Jammie Wearing Fool is in the lead.

I repeat currently JAMMIE WEARING FOOL is in the lead.

Re Jenni’s vid on Wonkette.  I snarfed the coffee on this one:

If that thing can be said to have tits, I’m gonna start googling amoeba porn.

Hell, I’m gonna do that anyway.

Wonkette is having a nice little war with PUMAs today, fyi. It can only be fun. I voted for Wonkette and Rumproast, both. Just dropping in to let you know. (I’m more of a reader than a poster.)

Yet another suggestion for a blog to vote for.

Suburban Guerrila for Best Midsize Blog.

The blog supports Leon Panetta as new head of CIA.

Panetta opposed torture so he would be good for CIA.

it just occurred to me that we’re all going to rot in hell.

Just my two cents, but Suburban Guerilla is run by a kook.

Not only is she a devotee of astrology and wacky science, but she was all but a puma herself.

Read her posts from during the primary; she was just quoting Anglachel and The Confluence and Taylor marsh all day long.

NOT A GOOD PICK FOR ROASTERS!

Even better is Darragh and Will Bowers interview, or perhaps Cristi Adkins with Chris Matthews?

it just occurred to me that we’re all going to rot in hell.

Yeah, I’m starting to feel a little remorseful about posting the vid.

Wait, no I’m not.

Yes Suburban Guerrila is against Obama in the primary.

That said right now ending torture is more important so a weblog award winner supporting Panetta as head of FBI would be quite an endorsement.

Sorry I’m late - had to pick up my scrotum from the scrotum tightener.  They charge extra if you leave it there more than 24 hours after service is complete.

Man, this year’s Award dealy is a treat.

Darragh and Will Bowers interview

If you’re talking about the Schuster video, it’s already in their hands. Dude, I’m a one-man prowl.

Roar.

Do not fuck with the dumbtoast.

DancesWithPumas 01.06.09 at 1:37 pm

  Maybe weblogawards will recognize the cheating and disqualify the freaks.

  pleaseroastourrumps had an unlikely surge not long after the wankers’ surge. the biggest rump was begging for votes at the same site the cheat instructions were posted.

  pathetic pimply faced boys sitting ion their pimply asses clicking away like lacklife twits.

If I wanted to cheat, you gopher-toothed bowl of lukewarm spit, Rumproast wouldn’t still be in third place.

That said right now ending torture is more important so a weblog award winner supporting Panetta as head of FBI would be quite an endorsement.

I think your sense of importance for these weblog awards is grossly inflated.

And it’s not that she didn’t support Obama during the primaries; I could give a fuck about that.  It’s that she was practically a freaking PUMA.  In fact, as a pumaologist, I would say that she actually was a PUMA, but like Taylor Marsh, she was more interested in keeping her “good” blog name than getting a full blown case of PUMA.

She is a relentless blogwhore and self-promoter behind the scenes.  She is constantly unemployed and advocates for some kind of bloggin trust fund to pay her bills.  It’s pathetic, and the stuff she quoted from Taylor Marsh and Riverdaughter was mind-fuckingly stupid PUMA shit when PUMA was still just a retarded embryo.

Failing some last-minute meltdown like Richardson, Panetta will be confirmed as CIA head with or without our support so I don’t see the value of supporting a blog that spouted PUMA crap until it became patently obvious that the wind was blowing the other way.

Being pro-Hillary was fine, but going “full retard” was just plain stupid.

DWP will never quite understand how many times my pimply-assed clicking was all it took to thwart a prowl, and how many days in the last six months they were doing my bidding, rather than Darragh’s.

It’s OK. I like it that way. But for people who do nothing but sit on their asses and click at a keyboard, they certainly have a low regard for the craft.

I almost liked ##### because she was, like, Muslim and stuff.  That’s over:

##### 01.06.09 at 2:19 pm

  oh, I expected the grumproast boyz and their little female house slaves to be pasting stuff from the threads here, but nothing in the last day. Their comments are oddly unpopulated too. A few days ago they were talking about how Murphy won’t allow insults, but I doubt they took it to heart. If they are busy using their caucus fraud skills to rig a vote, that would explain everything. Why waste your time with insults when you can cheat on something.

Pasting stuff completed.  Now will one of my little female house slaves make me a fucking sandwich?

Oh, shit—they’re on to us:

##### 01.06.09 at 2:19 pm

oh, I expected the grumproast boyz and their little female house slaves to be pasting stuff from the threads here, but nothing in the last day. Their comments are oddly unpopulated too. A few days ago they were talking about how Murphy won’t allow insults, but I doubt they took it to heart. If they are busy using their caucus fraud skills to rig a vote, that would explain everything. Why waste your time with insults when you can cheat on something.

We need to jump off Operation Weblog Fraud for a bit, and cut-and-paste a few things.

But for people who do nothing but sit on their asses and click at a keyboard, they certainly have a low regard for the craft.

That’s the delicious irony of this all.

All PUMA prowls consist of emailing a template to a long list of email address.  They’re just spambots, and I’ve never heard of any prowl impacting real world activities.

The funniest part is that they obviously can’t organize in real life; When your nationwide membership is about 50, it’s tough to start local chapters! On top of that, most of them are too scared or embarrassed to stand up in public and declare their idiocy. 

My wet-dream is a million PUMA march on washington that ends up like all their events do; With Murphy, riverchucky, and dances prancing around with a dozen sycophants and orange balloons.

Strange, jinx!

At times like this, I think of Will Bower and wonder if he feels even the slightest twinge of regret for having mid-wifed these loons.

And then I laugh like a mental patient.

K—Sorry. I should have held my fire, but I cn’t stand being dissed by a Hindu.

Yeah, SubGuer went a little too PUMA for my tastes. I would vote for At Largely if I had to pick any of the ones in midsize. I’m getting tired at clicking on the links, though.  It seems like most of the political blogs they picked in the size categories want to turn Gaza to glass.

Marin, you never mind that and fetch me my sandwich like I asked.

Uh-oh - Murphy’s pissed!

Dear Kevin K,

Did hell freeze over yet?

Best regards,
marindenver

Tom65—That’s why I alerted the Confluence to the Jennifer post. I figured Murphy would sit on it at her site.

But, c’mon. “Your time is numbered”? Isn’t that like “Somebody set up us the bomb” and “You cannot survive. Make your time.”

Maybe Murphy really IS CATS from “Zero Wing.”

All your base, baby.

MurphyPUMA:
Um, okay. You do know that Obama won, right?

Otherwise, great imitation of a PUMA.

Alas, poor Manchu, I do not believe this is an imposter.

Apparently Murphy’s no insult rule only applies at her home for dimwitted children.

Strange - yeah, I caught that gem, too. More pointing and laughing to follow.

Could one of the roasters please alert the wonk-borg to the hilarity that is RiverChucky?

Is The Confluence a liberal blog or some really tiresome dyke’s livejournal? I don’t get it.

I think that neatly wraps up RiverChucky’s domain in one clear sentence.

But, c’mon. “Your time is numbered”? Isn’t that like “Somebody set up us the bomb” and “You cannot survive. Make your time.”

Maybe it’s time to check the compass and find out which way the wind shines.

Too funny.  The PUMAs have got to be the most elaborate hoax ever played on angry middle aged white women.

Aww man I needed a good laugh

The Confluence has largely female audience, a few gays and one very petulant clown.

Now will one of my little female house slaves make me a fucking sandwich?

Fuck you, Kevin.  I’m still working on a pot pie.

I wonder if I can get Kos to front-page the video?

Hmmm….

Oh. My. Word.

The caption for the woman with the huge chin-area that tapers off into the smallest head this side of a sea monkey ...

Here’s a heartbreaking interview with a prisoner at Gitmo, about how the terrorist Hussein did a fascist thing to these seven weird ladies.

You know, I’ve wondered for a little while why the pumapac doesn’t require membership to view comments.  Sure, it would stifle their ability to attract new members, but who are we kidding, that ship sailed about 2 months ago.

If they were really so worried about us buttroasters, just put the comments behind the wall, and we’d likely all go find another bastion of stupidity to point and laugh at.

Me thinks they like the attention.  They get affirmaion from our attention; the worst thing that could happen to them is that they complete their slide into obscurity.

I’m dyin’ ovah heah ...

The Singing Chins should recruit her when they need a big bald head.

And ...

No wonder they didn’t count Michigan and Florida. This chick ate both of those states.

It’s a symbiotic relationship - we get a laugh or two out of it, and that validates their persecution complex. Everyone wins.

And another ...

Ashley Todd must have lost a few pounds while carving that backward “B” into her head.

I just posted a Field Guide to the Catz on my blog, with portrait of Darragh and RD in all their Pumificence. It’s part snark, part early-warning system, and if j4hill goes all squeaky fromme in future, we can’t say we didn’t try to tell them.

Apologies for blog-whoring, but it’s my first time, really!

And another ...

I can’t watch this video b/c I don’t have earphones. Is she trying to explain how a solar eclipse works?

Mrs. Polly—We’ve already established what you are. Now we’re just haggling over the price!

j/k I’ll visit your handiwork momentarily.

MarieCeleste, on January 6th, 2009 at 3:58 pm Said:

myiq2xu:

Don’t get all huffy with me, you big homo.

I was just trying to help.

perfect.

Tom65: Thanks!

Did you guys notice that the conflu-tards think they’re having a conversation with Ben Smith and Jonah Goldberg?

God they’re dense.

When did mean and vicious become “funny?”

Allow me to field this one:

It became funny around the same time that racism, anti-semitism, and xenophobia became acceptable among alleged “liberals” who “don’t have a racist bone in their bodies,” but who still persist in using or allowing disgusting racist rhetoric in pursuit of their delusions of “activism.”

It became funny around the time that it became apparent that PUMAs are white-trash, pig-ignorant spoiled pathetic Phuckholes of Phailure (Massengilled or not) who are incapable of grasping reality, believe that they are “entitled” to a woman president and hence can’t believe that all their widdle problems weren’t magically erased by Pwesident Hillawy, who cannot understand the basics behind how primaries and caucuses are organized, who have no discernible interest in real feminist and progressive activism, and who, in all likelihood, spent most of their lives eagerly guzzling GOP jiz by the bucketload (like McCain’s best gal-pal Darragh), and now pretend to be “lifelong Democrats,” even though they openly endorse candidates who represent everything real Democrats, including Hillary Rodham Clinton, despise.

And, um, you are aware that you’re decrying “mean” and “vicious” slurs against a woman who can’t wait for suffering, riots, and deaths, right?

Get crotch-rot and die, you maggots. I wouldn’t piss in your mouths if your guts were on fire.

(I’m sorry. Did that sound too timid and submissive?)

Strange - I thought we were keeping that a secret!

oh noes, that great humanitarian and stellar feminist myiq1/2u is chiding me.  I wonder how long it’ll take that hypocrite to find the easter egg hidden in his post?

Kerry: If I email you my home phone #, will you read that last post to me in a kind of a smoky, whiskey-voice?

That was good…and not at all submissive. In fact, I think we need to print that on laminated 3x5 cards as a handout.

Tom65—Why bother? ;->

Kerry, not a racist bone in their bodies, but plenty of racist cellulite.

Strange, I take MasterCard and Visa, but not American Express.

lol @ the easter egg Kevin!

Well said, Mrs. Polly!  Very insightful post on your blog…I believe that you might be right, but there are many more groups that are further down the path than the kooks at PUMAland.  Perhaps they are all one and the same?

And Kerry, I get the shivers when you post!  Love it!

Apologies for blog-whoring, but it’s my first time, really!

Good stuff, Polly!  I’ve never seen PUMA laid out so succinctly.

The Confluence is a liberal blog. We are FDR/JFK style Democrats.

  From that Weblog Awards thread.

If they’re Democrats at all, I’d say they’re more like 60’s era George Wallace, or Lyndon LaRouche even.

seraphiclight is catching on!

I’m confused. There’s something different posted at that Rumproast link than the above pic. I’ll reserve further comment until I understand what’s going on.

Worth revisiting:

Damn, there is so much going on with this War it’s hard to keep track of it all… Here’s a murph post at wonk;

MurphyPUMA says at 4:19 pm, January 6th, 2009
- Reply

Goddamn right we are fierce! We will fight you until you are begging us to stop. We concede that you have won your precious liberal blog category however we will crush the rest you cheating bastards.
Here is Puma PAC’s Suggested Slate of Blogs for the Weblog Awards.

REMEMBER: Vote Once A Day!

* Best Liberal Blog: The Confluence.
* Best New Blog: Uppity Woman.
* Best Individual Blogger (she’s FUNNY!): Rachel Lucas.
* Best Small Blog (vote AGAINST dumbtoast): Nice Deb.
* Best Hidden Gem: Deadenders.
* Best Food Blog: Cake Wrecks.
* Best LGBT Blog: Pamshouseblend.

Bring it on, we wont back down!

Goddamn right we are fierce! We will fight you until you are begging us to stop.

Can’t you file a report to the FEC properly, Darragh?  First, it was late, now…

“Your Committee has failed to file the above-referenced report in an electronic format.”

“Your reporting obligation will not be satisfied until you file the above-referenced report in an electronic format.”

“The failure to timely file this report may result in civil money penalties, an audit or legal enforcement action.”

Kerry—

(I’m sorry. Did that sound too timid and submissive?)

You summed it up nicely, just the facts. Couldn’t have said it better myself.

These PUMAs continue to fill me with a strange mix of horror, pleasure, and hope: horror that these poor, pathetic people are unable to move on; pleasure in seeing that these poor, pathetic people are unable to move on; and hope that these poor, pathetic people will never move on.

PUMAs are living proof that there will always be an excuse for cutting snark, the likes of which we find at Rumproast and Wonkette.

(Good to see you all again! Keep it up.)

Darn, I kind of liked Pamshouseblend until Darrouragh recommended it.

I don’t think that’s Darragh posting at wonkette.  the last post tends to give it away:

Look you worthless bag of crap, you called me out and I’m here! Now you want me to leave? Dont open your mouth if you don’t want to deal with the consequences! As the admin and owner of pumapac.org I have a responsibility to defend my blog, something you spinless tools wouldn’t understand. Unlike yourselves, we have influence and MSM Cred, see the appearances on MSNBC and FOX while all you have is this blog..losers

gimmeabreak: I agree.  It’s not like her to worry her pretty little head with “others” that don’t appreciate the way of the PUMA.  No, it’s much safer to stay in the calm waters of pumapac.

And she would sooner file an FEC report correctly than draw attention to her epic fails on cable news.

Imposter outed!

gimmeabreak—It’s really not Darragh’s style of writing. However, if it’s a spoof she would be aware of it by now…and protesting, somewhere.

Then again, maybe this is what she’s like when she’s outside the nurturing safety of the PAC.

Kevin - now would be a perfect time to post the “PUMA’s GREATEST HITS” video tribute

omg I just nearly died.  From commentor Jeff Goldblum at wonkette:

You know, Murphy, you have some really great points. I would really like to learn more about your opinions, but at the moment my tummy is grumbling something fierce and I would prefer it if you MADE ME A FUCKING SANDWICH INSTEAD.

Anybody want to take bets on how long it takes PumaPac to start prowling against Jurassic Park?

We will fight you until you are begging us to stop.

Because we’re laughing so hard we might break a rib?

oh, I expected the grumproast boyz and their little female house slaves

House nig… House niiii…. House slaves!

And I still don’t have my turkey pot pie.

MarieCeleste, on January 6th, 2009 at 3:58 pm Said:

myiq2xu:

Don’t get all huffy with me, you big homo.

I was just trying to help.

Oooo. Considering the level of homophobia myiqislessthanashoe used to exhibit on B.J., I reckon someone will have to scrape his brains off the ceiling.

I actually take pride in my sandwich making abilities.  Do ya think Darragh will have me?

I don’t think that’s Darragh posting at wonkette.  the last post tends to give it away

I don’t know.  Those PUMAs are madder than when Lanny Davis told them on BlogTalkRadio that Hillary wouldn’t have wanted the delegates to be seated in MI & FL if it would have worked against her.

I’m not proud of everything I’ve said, but when you consider the totality of what I have said, in the context of when, where and to whom I said it, I am not ashamed.

We’re supposed to believe these assholes are Democrats when they talk (and think) like Bush-bots.

Right.

I don’t think that’s Darragh posting at wonkette.  the last post tends to give it away:

I agree with you on this one however I wouldn’t put it past her to talk this way, she was definately out of her element on MSNBC and talked nothing like she writes. Hmmm maybe it’s moutainsong or DWP?

So what did you scrub?  Because my bunions need some attention.  Any of the House Ladies available for a little pedicure action?

Gee, just because I wish starvation, rioting and mass death on the country, does that make me a bad person?

I finally figured out what Jenni Icepick Voice (who is also, incidentally, my favorite character in The Threepenny Opera) meant in that video when she said she isn’t racist—she’s American.

It is obviously an homage to Walt Whitman’s “Song of Myself.” For like Uncle Waltie, Jenni is also large, and contains multitudes.

Unfortunately, the multitudes she contains are reminiscent of those in Oogie Boogie from The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Also, in order to “submit” this comment, I have to type the word “men.” If I weren’t so woozy from the fumes of floor wax (note to self: do NOT use on bikini line again!), I’d be outraged, I tell ya!

I don’t pick on the weak, like Kevin K and Ken Layne do. They can both kiss my botoxed balls.

And with that, he closed the thread to comments. Pussy.

So, if we’re not going to be sexist anymore does that mean I has to take down Pretty Bathing Beauties pic?

I give up: Are the PUMAs “weak” or “powerful”...or does it just depend on whether they’re playing “victim” or “blogmonster” today?

Gee, just because I wish starvation, rioting and mass death on the country, does that make me a bad person?

Not if you’re making me a pot pie while you do it.

marindenver—Don’t you dare! I’m still using it.

Didn’t get a fucking thing done at work today. Things sure blew up quick, didn’t they?

I give up: Are the PUMAs “weak” or “powerful”...or does it just depend on whether they’re playing “victim” or “blogmonster” today?

18 Million Strong! I mean WEAK! Oooh, I’d better ask John McCain what he thinks.

/PUMAdrone

OMG, OMG, check it out!  We’re AHEAD of NiceDeb now and kicking ass on the Jesus chick!

HTP, You might want to rethink the pot pie. Yesterday I tried to make a casserole and the result looked like it had been eaten already.

FemFreedom through Incompetence! HAKA!

Wait…Botoxed balls‽

whoo hoo!

This is like having our own little Special Olympics!

This is like having our own little Special Olympics!

For. The. Win.

Close the comments Kev, do it now, before I get the Roast ladies all fired up (and trust me, I can do this, seriously, I am really, really ridiculously good-looking, that means I can do this) and they show up at your door wearing nothing but orange t-shirts, spiked heels, brass knuckles and carrying bludgeons, frying pans and the sticks the stapled their McCain signs to.

Don’t tempt, just don’t fucking tempt me. You don’t know pain until you’ve had a straight-from-the-oven pot pie poured over your saggy balls!

Hot Pockets for everyone!!!!!

WE’RE NUMBER ONE!  WE’RE NUMBER ONE!  OK, must let other people monitor this stuff and get some more work done but, but thanks to all who are voting for us!  And tomorrow we need to get Five Minutes of Hate over to Wonkette.

HTP, You might want to rethink the pot pie. Yesterday I tried to make a casserole and the result looked like it had been eaten already.

That’s fine. Casserole is a French word that means “A food which has an appearance that inversely related to its taste.”

Really, is there anything better than a big tuna noodle casserole that looks like something you find outside a bar on a Saturday morning?

Now quit stalling.

marindenver: Scooter posted a voice mp3 over there. I think that’s the re-mix.

Ha, ha.  Good for Scooter.  Good for us too apparently!

Hot Pockets.

LOLzers.

Tying the mauve satin sash of my little organdy apron with the ruffled bib and the pink kitten embroidery right now.

Whoever runs the Jesus site must be wondering what the fuck just happened to the poll.

OMG, OMG, check it out!  We’re AHEAD of NiceDeb now and kicking ass on the Jesus chick!

I just went and voted and Rumproast is winning!  I guess we have to thank Wonkette for that, it seems admin over there has got their troops out :)

Kevin,

LOL!  Just like the caucuses!!!

Mrs. Polly,

PUMA’s rhetoric is so close to the white nationalists that it’s scary.  Check out Allport’s scale of prejudice:

Oh this is going to be fun from Wonkette:

“tonight, we go on the offensive. Some of us may not come back, but we ride for glory and WONKETTE!!!!”

Not only was my entire day wasted following this hilarious war but I am probably going to be up all night following it (unless the wine gets the better of me).  I have not had this much fun on teh intertubes in a long time.

I contributed my three votes today.  Incidentally, for the technically-oriented on this blog, you can vote from multiple virtual machines on the same host computer…theoretically…not that I did, because that would be cheating.

I can’t access the Award site and I blame PUMA.  Tomorrow I’ll file papers to start a lawsuit because they are silencing me - SILENCING! - with their vote fraud and probably some caucus fraud, as well.

I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!!  MY VOICE WILL BE HEARD!!  RIOTS IN THE TOOBZ!!!!

Whoever runs the Jesus site must be wondering what the fuck just happened to the poll.

No kidding!  All day she’s comfortably ahead and all of a sudden this heathen, profane, snarky, misogynistic website leaps ahead!  Just more proof that there is no god (or that she’s laughing at us if there is).

sunkawakan, that scale is good for helping clarify distinctions that tend to get blurred, (esp. by certain fuzzy thinkers)such as the difference between domestic violence and lynching. I’m going to put a link to it on my post.

And you do have to feel a little sorry for mutiny.in hanging in there with 10 votes.  Maybe we should go over and suggest they put up a few anti-PUMA posts . . .

You Roastladies really need to start reading the confluence regularly. Otherwise, you’ll miss gems such as these, gems that will help you be happy women, not groveling wannabe women who just sit around and take care of our manly needs all day.

madamab, on January 6th, 2009 at 5:48 pm Said:

PofE - Yes, wearing slutty clothes is so liberating for women!

I never got why women bought into that. Ya don’t have to try so hard, ladies. All you gotta do is show up. They’ll want to f*ck you.

The first thing I thought when I saw the Great Pumpkin on that video was “mmm, I wanna fuck her.” A-yup, that was the first thought.

The next guy who asks for a sandwich is going to get his cock shot off!  (Did I just say that?  That wasn’t submissive was it?)

Remember though, Humboldt, it’s not sexist when it’s against someone PUMA hates.  (I’m thinking of RiverChucky’s desire to see all female Obama supporters pregnant against their will).  That’s feminism!

Oh my God. If you Google “Darragh Murphy,” the first entry you get is a Rumproast post!

Humboldt—So are you saying that slutty clothes would have made her more attractive to you? ;->

I don’t care what you look like. I don’t care what you wear. As long as you show up with a gyro or a BLT in hand, you’re golden in my book.

YEOW!—MY COCK!

Dammit, mar…I wasn’t talking to YOU.

Oh RiverChucky, you card:

I’d like to thank Wonkette for boosting our blog stats today. Things got a little slow during the holidays and post election but we’re doing pretty good today for an itty bitty liberal blog. {{Snarf!}}  Wonkette’s writers committed the cardinal sin of blogging.  One *never* acknowledges one’s rivals.  They have just realized that they have made this strategic error and are trying to call it back but it’s TOO LATE!  We never considered Wonkette to be rivals so it’s fine and dandy for us to ride this baby for awhile.

She really has no fucking clue, does she?

Hmm… Now I can get to the voting page but it’s not rendering correctly.  Do we have an internets forensics expert who can look into this?

E-mail me at the rumproast Snack Center.  (.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address))  It’s time to start another <s>PROWL</s>BASTE and change the world!

Doh!  stupid strike tags…

While I wait for my turkey pot pie I’ll just point out PUMASAC could have asked everyone to vote for Black Women, Sound the Trumpet (which got my home computer’s vote) but instead they picked the Reproductive [House] Slavery whackjob.

NOT THAT IT MEANS ANYTHING.

This is what the victory of Barack Obama means for women: We are all fair game. It’s fine to advocate violence against Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin, over and over and over. You can win a national election by doing that, no matter how unqualified and corrupt you are. It’s also fine for Obama’s chief speechwriter to feign date rape against Hillary Clinton and not only keep his privileged position in the Administration, but to write the inaugural speech.

Come on you penis-having pigs (and you penis-envying womminz) that’s the only reason Oblablah won! He’s an objectivizer, a serial faux rapist and a pseudo-masticationist!

So the fellas were on this date see, with a cardboard cut-out and they umm, fed it beer (prolly laced with Rufus featuring Chaka khan) and then they faux-date-raped and everything!!!

God almighty people, can’t you see what you’ve done? Women are now solely objects of sexual perversion and desire for men. Nothing more than sandwich-making-pot-pie-baking-floor-waxing (bikini too, ya dig?)-man-serving harlots!

Speaking of PUMA related Reality impairment syndrome.  Murphy’s Law has been on the IcePick thread at Wonkette roaring in victory how the mighty feral felines have risen from the litter box and pounced the polls.

But Rumproast is now #1, with a comfortable lead, and Wonkette is waaaay out front.

I have never seen a group like PUMA that is so consistent in achieving the opposite of their intended goals, then claiming victory.

They are an unstoppable juggernaut of BlinderFAIL Delusion.

HTP: Pot Pie on hold. Prostrate with grief over Strange’s misfortune.

Mrs. Polly: YOU’RE prostrate? I’m biting my own shoes.

But thanks for caring.

DWP is in Evil Overlord Mode:

DancesWithPumas 01.06.09 at 8:24 pm

“We are ruled by teenaged boys.”

I’m not. They’re just an annoyance…like a swarm of powerless impotent gnats.

“Now, bring me the Earth-girl, Dale Arden,” she commanded, “and prepare my Aero-Barge for takeoff!”

This is what the victory of Barack Obama means for women: We are all fair game.

Yes, it would have been so much better if McPalin won you mentally challenged morally corrupt fact-phobic dirt bags.

Normally they’re funny in a person you don’t like spilling hot coffee down his pants sort of way, but if these shitheads want to play Let’s get all scared because the Big Black Penis is going to force its way into our dainty white lady bits, they need to drink a big frosty mug of StFu and die.

I will let someone else handle the difference between groping a piece of cardboard and actual, you know, rape.

Prostrate with grief over Strange’s misfortune.

Prostate with grief, over Strange’s misfortune? 

Sounds like a favorite meal on Total PUMA Island.

Did you drink today? Did you look for drink today?
OK. Sign here.

Bob—You seem somehow familiar. Welcome to Rumproast!

Please feel free to make friends with our misogynistic men…and MANY submissive women.

I had to capture this before it got deleted by the mods…. a classic post from Riverchucky’s blog:

“did you really compare yourself to a domestic violence/murder victim?

as someone who has worked extensively with victims of domestic violence, i have to ask, ARE YOU FUCKING PSYCHO?

what a bunch of vainglorious, self-aggrandizing shitbags you are. get lives, all of you.”

I think that this deserves more attention thus far than it’s gotten. From Queen RiverChucky herself:

Wonkette’s writers committed the cardinal sin of blogging.  One *never* acknowledges one’s rivals.  They have just realized that they have made this strategic error and are trying to call it back but it’s TOO LATE!

This is really PUMA blogging in a nutshell, isn’t it?

They cry about having a “refuge,” but it’s transparently just a house of censorship; of themselves and others. Reality that conflicts with their bizzare fantasies isn’t to be discussed or acknowledged.

Most bloggers (all, actually) that I read actually revovle around acknowledging criticism.  It’s a strength of the medium.  It’s point, counterpoint.  It’s not only not the cardinal sin, it’s really considered good manners.  Sure, your Z list blog probably won’t get a link from the Daily Dish for calling Andrew Sullivan a homo, but if you make a well argued and supported point, and it bubbles up to his attention, you likely will get a link and a response.

PUMAs see this as a weakness to be avoided.  They think Wonkette got readership by walling off it’s readers from all “rivals?”

This exists all over the PUMA sphere.  I guess when you’re a small band of puma-tards with hords of laughing and mocking people, if you didn’t have a heavy hand in comments you’d be drowned out.  But the fanatical devotion they all show (DancesWithPumas is the WORST!) about not mentioning “rivals” by name or linking to them is beyond childish; it’s idiotic.

I think that RiverChucky’s notice Wonkette’s “big mistake” of shining a bright spotlight on the PUMA shadow says far more about Riverchucky than about Wonkette.

And quick as a flash the post is gone.  What a surprise.

The Flash Gordon mention reminded me it’s time to watch “Flesh” Gordon (with Dale Ardor) again.

We’re still ahead. “NiceDeb” is fading, and “Chanting at the Urn” is down to 22%.

That is all. Keep cheating.

sunkawakan—It’s ALWAYS time for “Flesh Gordon.”

...although I have soft spot (no pun) for “Orgazmo.”

Well LBD, Kerry really expounded on that point yesterday, or the day before, in a comment that was as powerful as any one will find in a comments section.

It’s not just the fake-victim shit, it’s the flat-out willful ignorance that Kerry so beautifully and caustically pointed out.

They don’t care one whit about women’s issues and know even less. They want to rant and rail and follow the Great Pumpkin and Murphy to the gates of hell (now known as the West entrance to the White House).

NiceDeb, at The Confluence, threatening to draw up reinforcements from Ace O’ Spades:

nicedeb, on January 6th, 2009 at 8:36 pm Said:

Okay, tell ya what…I’ll see if Ace will give us an Ace-o-lanche. There’s something very fishy about how the numbers have surged in just the past few hours.

Thanks, for the link from the other day, by the way. I can tell you have quite a following for someone who hasn’t even been blogging for that long.

“Ace-o-lanche”? Is that like “Big Bukkake”?

Oh, and does anyone at The Confluence realize what side of the divide Ace and his pirate-band are on?

An ass-o-lance? Is that an emergency for serious gluteus maximus injuries or Jeff Gannon’s new rent-me-for-hot-butt-secks name?

Seems awfully fishy to me. So much for being nice, Deb.

It gets even better.  The Red Stapler Brigade has taken it to the streets, motherfuckers!  That’s right - they’re begging for votes on Facebook:

Ripley, link please?

The Pumas are on Facebook?

I remember when they dropped the requirement for @x.edu email addresses.

I guess someof those moms that signed up joined the PUMA group.

I should add - that post is from the Official Just Say No Deal / PUMA group on Facebook.  I don’t recognize the commentor’s name, but it’s Bower’s FB group.

riverdaughter, on January 6th, 2009 at 8:31 pm Said:

nicedeb: Hail fellow! Well met. Don’t worry about the cheating. kevin assures me that it isn’t possible. They really *are* getting more votes than we are. They’re probably getting help from the cheeto. Not much we can do about it except keep trying- and voting from every computer you can get your hands on. That makes it 5 for me.

Yeah ... and we’re the cheaters.  And Not So Nice Deb already got a FaceOfSpuds-lanche today. How did that work out for her?

Wonkette, RumpRoast, Daily Kos and other blogs are waging a war against PUMA blogs that have been nominated for WebBlog Awards and it is NOT pretty. You can go to their sites and find information on how to cheat on the vote (one vote is allowed a day from an isp) and horrible things information about PUMAs. Please please dont’ let them win.

Ummmmm, like, wooooowwwwwwww. I’m honored to have our shitty no-traffic blog sandwiched between those two cheating behemoths. What in the hell is Kos doing? These people are nuts.

RE: “reinforcements…”

You beat me to it. NiceDeb (aka Talking Head) at Ace of Spayeds:

Just thought I’d drop by and boost your submissive female cred.  Would anyone like a beer while I’m up?

I didn’t realize the Ice Pick video had hit the front page of Wonkette til I got home (no YouTube at work). Wowza!  And yet, how appropriate.

I consider that find my crowning achievement, although if she goes all Travis Bickle on us because of it, I’ll probably feel a smidgen of guilt.

On 2nd thought, nah.

Uh…  Hey.  I’m new here, but (peers around) everything looks pretty nice and normal.  Mind if I take off my shoes and have a beer?

And while we’re at it could I maybe meet one of the little female house slaves I’ve heard so much about?  I could really go for a foot massage - maybe even a sandwich?  Have one of those vixens hop to it, will ya?

Thanks.

Oh my god Wonk I’ve missed you so much!

Rumproast is barely filling my voyeristic urge for PUMA.  Only you can fulfill my needs!

And I’ll take a drink and a fucking sandwich!

Wonk!  Was actually thinking about how I wished you could have witnessed this today.  Happy New Year.

Frogurt, pull up a seat. One of my little female house slaves will be by shortly to bring you a stiff drink, a manly sandwich and an Xbox console.

Thanks thatguysiq, I tried to get out but they keep pulling me back in. :)

One sammich and a beer coming right up!

Stupid murphy…

after blogging for 4 years at Atrios, which is another supposedly A-List blog, I can tell you that that is extremely unusual. Honestly, the commenters at places like that are on an endless loop of stupid crude jokes, different ways of wishing death on W, and banal personal stories.

She “blogged” for 4 years at Eschaton?  First of all, Eschaton is “supposedly” an A list blog because 1) He’s a smart guy with interesting opinions and 2) he gets 100,000 hits a day. 

I have this image of murphy posting rants in those awful haloscan (nothing against haloscan, but when threads get 200 comments in 20 minutes, it blows…) comment threads.  I can just imagine all the Atriots being like “wtf murphy get a blog. This is an Atriot thread.  Nobody gives a shit about what you think.”

Frogurt—Just watch out for the illuminated red dot on your crotch.

You said “sandwich.”

Can i just tell you guys how fucking hilarious it is that a vote for the Best Small Blog (let me say that again ... Best Small Blog) may turn out to be the most hotly contested showdown in Weblog Awards History.  It’s a legendary cage match between the calico Christians, the snarky bastards and some weird PUMA/wingnut clusterfuck.

And I was hoping to get a lot done this week…

StrangeAppar8us:

The doctor said that wasn’t contagious, I swear!  Once the topical cream kicks in, I’ll be good as new!

Happy New Year, Kevin, to you & the rest of the Roasters. Little did we know where that one little video might lead us, huh?

Good thing I’m all rested up and ready to go, it looks like the PUMA-verse is about to supernova on us.

She “blogged” for 4 years at Eschaton?

Yeah, I think she used the name Lambert Strether.

I spent some good amount of time at Eschaton in 2005-2006, and I don’t remember Murphy being there.  But I know a lot folks there that I could ask.

It’s official. Darragh is a racist Republican (or yearns to be):

Nice Deb 01.06.09 at 9:19 pm

Thanks so much for the support, PUMAs! *curtsy*

I tell ya what…something weird is going on. I leave the house for a couple of hours, come back and find myself in a distant third. And The Confluence was doing great, at first. I can’t believe those Wankers have such a large readership.

murphy 01.06.09 at 9:27 pm

Hello There Nice Deb!

your blog is great — I’ve really enjoyed visiting it. Yep — there’s cheating going on for sure.

We’ve saved screenshots of comments at wonkette and rumproast advising their readers how to cheat — and contacted the admin of the awards.

stay tuned.

PS: Where are OUR instructions on how to cheat? I must have missed that post.

I think someone doesn’t understand the actual concept of “1 vote per ISP”.  Or should I say they don’t understand the concept of an ISP address?

I already posted this once @ wonkette, but I’m just so damned proud of it that I can’t help myself - My personal motto for this stupid award fiasco that I have no business caring about AT ALL:

What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their PUMAs

Where are OUR instructions on how to cheat? I must have missed that post.

Alexa FTW!!

I’m calling bullshit on Daragh’s Eschaton claim.

On a related note, I fully expect her to scrub that reference by morning.

Wonk!  I thoroughly enjoyed your solo effort back in the Dark Days of Puma.  Good to see you around.

And while you’re here, I could use another brewski.  And maybe nachos?

You can go to their sites and find information on how to cheat on the vote (one vote is allowed a day from an isp) and horrible things information about PUMAs

Oh noez! Not teh horrible things information about PUMAs!

I could really go for a foot massage - maybe even a sandwich?  Have one of those vixens hop to it, will ya?

Not before I get my pot pie.

Mrs. Polly—Your article was excellent.

Mrs. Polly (response to later comment)—My dad used to make a casserole of leftovers he called “glomph” which was aptly named.  When my brothers and I would look at it warily he’d say, “It won’t hurt you, it’s been eaten before.”  We were all quite thin in those days. :D

About this comment from JenniferforHomicide wishing starvation and death on the rest of the country while she sits smiling with her 1 year of food and her parents’ recession-proof income.

Do none of the other PUMAs realize that she is wishing the starvation and death on them too or do they think JfH’s parents will take them in?

Thanks sean, it was great fun but it wore me out.

Coming right up with the nachos & beer. :)

And in advance of 2012, everyone keep your eye out for Team Sarah dot org.  I smell the new Hillaryis44, now with wingnut men, too!

You have to join to read posts over there, but they’re so dumb they accepted my “meetthehillhags” gmail address.  LOL.

Hey, Wonk—I learned about this site by reading your awesome blog last year.  Hope all is well with you in the windy city.

RE: Team Sarah

I was just trying to get in via my Hillary & PUMA group links. Last time I was there, registration was not required.

Chatting at ummm…

Talking to Yourself just got a bump. Nice Deb running distant third.

WE have a lot of computers in the scooterPlex, and we do not disenfranchise the cats, the ferret or the children.

Good Luck, you have the PUMAs against you, which is even more magical than skyChat Fairy dust.

I’ll shout it out on the air this Thursday.

Another one here who’s been pining for some Wonk. (I was the Anonymous that popped up occasionally to savage the resident PUMA troll doing the “The polls show Obama’s going daaaahn ... You shouldn’t have been mean to Palin blahblahblah” dance. Not that you needed any help.)

scooter—We must destroy Chanting at the Urn.

Please use ALL of your powers.

Thanks in advance!

M. Onan -

I believe Team Sarah went private because some of the racist shit on there got posted around the tubes, like how I used to do with Big Pink. 

I’ve been quiet on TS myself so far (not used to being on the inside, ya know?) - but I got alot of friend requests almost imediately and a boatload of emails to the addy I used to join about some March4Life the weekend before the inauguration. 

TS seems to be organized by real Republicans, not just the Keystone Kops variety like PUMA.

This Wonketter just managed to condense my months of PUMA watching into one brief sentence:

SayItWithWookies says at 10:27 pm, January 6th, 2009

I’m reading some of the comments on Confluence and all I can think is that those PUMAs are Operation Chaos’ equivalent of the Japanese pilot who hid out in the Phillippine jungle for ten years thinking the war was still going on.

This is an Atriot thread.  Nobody gives a shit about what you think.”

And that’s exactly how it was.

Hey glix, things are good here, hope you’re doing okay too. :)

Wonk!  Good to see you…

Do none of the other PUMAs realize that she is wishing the starvation and death on them too or do they think JfH’s parents will take them in?

No time to think! Roar is the new Bleat!

The PUMAs prove my theory that you need a microscope to tell radical groups apart. The ‘scope also comes in handy for locating their brains.

And now, another prediction:

When any of the PUMA or PUMA endorsed sites lose, the internons will ring the the shrieks of “WAAAH THEY CHEATED!” Followed by gob-stoppingly inappropriate comparisons to rape. Next Kevin A. will be placed on the ENEMIES OF ALL WOMEN LIST (Vol XV) and finally ... poetry.

The horror! The horror!

NiceDeb and Chanting at the Urn still slipping. We are the “Belloq” of blogs.

Dr. Jones, again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.

Wonk—Ow, my eyes!  They appeared to have recycled the HillaryIs44 color scheme.  They learned from PumaPAC that if outsiders were to read the site, they would only point and laugh, but if your name got by, they obviously haven’t learned enough.  I went for a slightly more subtle name.

But why use a “real” address when the Gods have given us mailinator.com?

Ah, they’re here.  Mmm, cheesy!

Coming right up with the nachos & beer.

Oh well, NACHOS - why didn’t you say that before?  Nachos I can totally do.  *Whiffs gun, spins it, puts in holster*  Yer cocks are safe fer now guys.

yetanotherfreakingbrit—Hiroo Onoda is a pretty good analogy.  Another favorite is the Black Knight from Monty Python.  “Come back here!  I’ll bite your kneecaps!”

gimmeabreak, back at ya. :)

Wow! What a crazy day! Between reading the posts at Wonkette and here I was able to get absolutely no work done! If this keeps up I might as well take some time off from work until the polls close. It’s so much fun watching The Murphs head explode at her blog and at Wonketts…classic!

Can i just tell you guys how fucking hilarious it is that a vote for the Best Small Blog (let me say that again ... Best Small Blog) may turn out to be the most hotly contested showdown in Weblog Awards History.  It’s a legendary cage match between the calico Christians, the snarky bastards and some weird PUMA/wingnut clusterfuck.

And I was hoping to get a lot done this week…

ROFL!  Yeah, wow…and I just thought it would be an interesting week in politics!  Now the infamous “2008 Weblog Award Hoedown Showdown” has begun!  ...because…the PUMA movement just couldn’t start off the year right, unless they got another EPIC FAIL under their belt…

Did you guys see “Stupid Wonkette” on the Jenniforhillary Beagle thread? It’s myiq2xu. Same poor writing style. Same failed attempts at humor. Same strange punctuation (a single-dash emdash instead of a double-dash one).

Ladies and Gentlemen, I do believe dear Cello has cracked it!  I have reviewed the pertinant thread, and it reeks of myq1/2xu.

I thus consider it proven.  Somebody should keep track of his most odious comments for the next time we need remind the hill hags of myiq2xu’s “situational feminism.”

Adding

Same failed attempts at humo.

This was a big tell.  It’s like he’s almost autistic; He seems to vaguely understand the syntax of a joke and an insult, but he hasn’t figured out how the constituent parts are supposed to relate to really bring it home.

Plus it’s fucking retarded.

We are all think we so funny. Ha-ha-ha! Maybe we will laugh even harder as corrupt Ojingo and his Chacago-style lackeys keep showing that hopey-changey was all one Big Lie!

At least we will have our snark to keep us warm when he makes energy cost 300% more by outlawing coal. And no jobs? Hah-ha! We can all join his Civilian National Security Force and march in circles in our brown shirts, looking for his sealed Birth Certificate and another sweet Rezko house-deal.

We could have had Hillary, but we liked the tasty Kool-Aid so much we took a bath in it and made a funny blog! We are SOOOO bad!

StupidWonkette:

AnglRDR lets make a wager, go to the CONFLUENCE and have some discourse. I will give you time to get your dictionary and meet you over there. You can bring along Seminole for immoral support. I bet I can stay on without getting kicked off longer than you can. Whoever stays the longest wins. If you win I leave the Wonkette forever. You loos,e I stay here every fucking day until your mouth is drier than the cum on Seminoles thong.

Sorry. I just can’t channel that “Stupid Wonkette” style. “Stupid Roaster” could be almost any PUMA, but not quite myiq.

THAT’s what I did wrong. I forgot to have “Stupid Roaster” use “immoral” and “loose” (for “lose”).

I’ll keep trying.

Today’s hit of gross hypocrisy, courtesy of the ever-fecund Riversnorter:

lol, yetanotherfreakingbrit.  He’s realized that he’s written stuff at wonkette that is even worse than his wild balloon juice days (6 months ago?), and that won’t be easily forgiven by the hypersensitive fem-tards at the confluence. 

He’s wrong though: They would forgive him, because he’s one of them.  He doesn’t realize that PUMA ethics is situational.  Misogynistic insults towards “others” are all just to further the greater cause of PUMA.  When some commentor at wonkette says “delete your cookies” then “OMFG IT"S RRIGGED THEYRE CHEATING!” but when RiverChucky says “I have five computers” it’s good sport?

The funniest part about this all is the irony, natch.  PUMAs were formed around what they claimed was cheating in the Democratic primary.  Well, now I guess we see what their standards for accusations of cheating are!

Strange, it’s “Chacago-style lackey’s.” Apostrophe’s are like diamond’s. You can never have to many.

Otherwise, very good.

He’s realized that he’s written stuff at wonkette that is even worse than his wild balloon juice days (6 months ago?), and that won’t be easily forgiven by the hypersensitive fem-tards at the confluence.

Just checked in after a delightful dinner party with eight wonderful funny, creative, smart, feminist friends, and what do I see? We are kicking ass! Thanks for the counter-endorsement, Lil Putty Tats! Just like your “18 million strong” against Obama, you really delivered an opposite-effect landslide.

Do you think PUMAs ever get tired of being losers? I think I agree with those who have pointed out that they thrive on their sense of victimhood. In order to achieve worthwhile goals, they’d have to get their passports stamped for Grown-Up Land, and that is a scary world for those who are used to letting other people do the thinking and fighting for them.

Congratulation Rumproast for being ahead.

There is another website i would like to endorse to counter an anti Obama site.

That website is Pajama Pundit to counter Deadenders (aptly named IMO) for Best Hidden Gem.
 
The reason isn’t just because it’s anti Obama, Deadenders also endorsed Palin for 2012!

I like bawdy humor. It’s raunchy and acknowledges the differences between men and women in a fun, harmless way.

Translation: E-even though sexist jokes make me sort of ... uncomfortable ... um ... I’m a liberated woman who doesn’t care about such things. And ... uh ... It’s not sexist if you know the person making the jokes doesn’t really, really mean it.

We are patiently housebreaking him because he’s really smart and we know he has a good heart. Well, what’s left of it anyway.

Translation: We need a few guys around to reassure of us our worth as human beings. Besides, if we don’t have a few guy PUMAs people will say we’re angry hairy-legged lesbians and we’d just die!

Those poor, poor things.

man,

I am digging this shite, here I thought I was the only one obsessed with the puma circle jerk and i find a whole “community” similarly entranced.

The analogy of the japanese soldiers coming out of the jungle is perfect.

But, we’re not talking 10 year dead-enders, we’re talking the soldier that walked out of the jungle onto the Guam Country Club Golf Course circa 1974!

Note the hypocrisy vis-a-vis the guy whose iq is 1/4 trig palin’s sexism and “bawdy” humour vs the drunken hijinks of Jon Favreau and a cardboard cut out of HRC.

Too funny!

I just wish we could figure out just how much PUMA poon ol’ ass klown has garnered thanks to his “feminism” and love of all things “Sarah.”

In any case, I’ll keep voting for you guys, and I am glad I found you.

I hadn’t visited Uppity Woman before, but she appears to be jenniforhillary’s sister:

Uppity Woman, on January 6th, 2009 at 10:18 PM Said:

I’m telling you our lives are in danger with these animals. I’m glad I have a gun and a dog.

Sorry to break it to you, lady: those work well on ducks, not so much on killer schlong-having Obot cardboard-rapists.

Oh, and before you get too uppity, “~ synthesis ~” is pwning you based on its name alone (and, from a brief skim, its content, if not its traffic).

stevesboy: Welcome to the home of vile, adolescent snark that has never fed a starving child or freed a single woman from her metaphorical burqa-of-advertising-induced-caucus-improprieties-and-T-shir ted-self-subjugation.

Have a seat at the Tiki Bar. One of our Roastmates will be by shortly to take your order.

“Roastmates” - love it!

Bring me my smoking jacket and slippers!

Note the hypocrisy vis-a-vis the guy whose iq is 1/4 trig palin’s sexism and “bawdy” humour vs the drunken hijinks of Jon Favreau and a cardboard cut out of HRC.

The hypocrisy in that case wasn’t just Riverdaughter’s - myiq2xu had the unmitigated gall to lecture all and sundry at great length on the evils of misogyny epitomized by the unseemly mauling of that lump of cardboard.

But as for his success or lack of it, I have a feeling that myiq2xu is, in the immortal phrase, all mouth and no trousers.

It’s almost touchingly funny watching him try to fend off angienc2, who seems to be his female doppelganger in the Effluence’s clusterfuck of fail. Get a room.

Now they’re all excited at the number of hits this storm in a teacup’s generating. The fact that this time next week about 10,000 per cent more of web users will have concluded that they are the lamest thing since PUMA PAC doesn’t seem an issue (maybe they plan on selling up and moving on?).

But then in earlier days, Riverdaughter was quite a fan of online role-playing games where she was the centre of attention. I think The Effluence fulfils that need nowadays. Just as well, or we could well be commenting on this sort of thing:

tbogg observes:

New thread posted.  It contains farts and burps.  Inside the HTMLs!