Wallstock Saved! National Lawyers Guild Observer’s Toes—Not So Much

It was looking like it might turn ugly down at Zucotti/Liberty Park . Last night, Mayor Bloomberg and colorful tough-guy mayoral hopeful Commissioner Kelly had seemingly acceded to Brookfield Properties’ silkily disingenuous plea to be allowed to power-wash the park and save these DHFs from possible electrocution by the underground lighting system:
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“For example, if the lenses to the underground lighting have become cracked, water could infiltrate the electrical system, putting occupants of the Park at risk of an electrical hazard or causing short-circuiting which would result in repairs requiring the Park to be torn apart for re-wiring. Any such repairs would force the Park to be closed to the public for indeterminate periods of time, depriving the City of a vital green space.”
(This elicited chortling from our resident Electro-magical energy expert, StrangeAppar8us, who pointed out that Brookfield must have quite a liability problem if public use of a public park was such a hazard).
Yesterday, I had a sinking feeling as the city’s 7AM deadline drew near, not the least because Mr. Polly fully supports OWS and did indeed get up and go down to the park with the intention of getting arrested, at an hour when sensible Pollys were entirely insensible. He’d already heard over the radio that Brookfield and the Mayor’s office were reconsidering, and he was there when, via “Human Microphone,” the crowd learned that the cleaning had been postponed.
Some jubilant chants of “The people! United! Will never be defeated!” and et cetera, and Mr. Polly took himself home, while a group of protesters decided to “clean up Wall Street” and one National Lawyer’s Guild observer got to clean it up the hard way, being knocked down and apparently run over a little by a police scooter. He’s under arrest, naturally. Serving as a speed bump for the NYPD is kind of an “Obstruction of Governmental Administration,” where “Governmental Administration” is done with 3.5” radials.
Whether the legal observer—someone who is distinctly not a protester, as distinguished by the bright green Legal Observer cap—deliberately stuck his leg under the scooter to make the NYPD look bad should shortly be making the Wingnut rounds. No word as yet on the extent of Ari Douglas’s injuries.
Posted by Mrs. Polly on 10/14/11 at 07:30 PM • Permalink
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