Weak tea
Erick FAIL:

No, silly—teabaggery lost. But Erick the Red isn’t the only one picking through the rubble for shiny bits. The Other McCain (not Meghan’s dad—the neo-Confederate, white supremacist one) predicts this Hoffman fellow has a career in wingnut authorship:

Maybe. But still, swinging an election to a Dem in a district that has been in GOP hands since the Civil War has gotta sting.
OTHER LOSERS
Fat jokes and fat cats: Former Chairman and CEO of Goldman Sachs and Dem NJ Governor Jon Corzine made opponent Chris Christie’s weight an issue, which is not only not very nice but not very smart in a state where nearly a quarter of the residents are classified as obese by the CDC.
Jonah Goldberg’s brother: By a fucking landslide. Heh.
Marriage equality: Sez Maggie Gallagher of NOM-NOM fame:

You know, I get that people’s opinions on marriage equality can differ. (Actually, I don’t, but for the sake of argument, let’s suppose I do.) What I don’t understand is how stripping a class of people of a right they formerly possessed could inspire someone to write: “I am so happy.”
Shouldn’t there be an element of “this hurts me as much as it hurts you, homos, but it’s for the sake of the chiiiilllllldren” here? Anyway, fuck you, Gallagher. Moving on:
Tim Pawlenty: As Kevin noted yesterday, Pawlenty was so terrified of the teabaggers that he refused to own Olympia Snowe, even when the cock crew three times. Even Joe Scarborough was calling Pawlenty not ready for prime time this morning.
Creigh Deeds: I haven’t followed this one too closely, but from what I understand, Deeds was a lousy candidate, and McDonnell, who probably is an honest-to-God wingnut, won by repudiating the hard right views expressed in his Regent University thesis and singing “la-la-la-Sarah-who?” during the campaign. A win for the GOP? Yes. For teabaggery? Nope.
SUPER BOWL OF STOOOPIT
But don’t expect the stinging defeat of teabaggery to blunt the movement’s no-mentum. We’re talking about stupid people here, and I think they can be counted on to overplay their hand even after they’ve folded:
Twin Joan d’Orcs of Teabaggery Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin will lead Pickett’s Charge as if Tuesday never happened. Count on it.
Posted by Betty Cracker on 11/04/09 at 08:28 AM • Permalink
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