Damn, and I’d just put the finishing touch on the Perl script.

Now that’s just a goddarn shame.

How in the hell are we supposed to prove we rock without artificial confirmation of our being?  Writing?  Quality? That’s just too damned hard.

No Webbies??

They actually require examples of work

They actually require an entry fee, too. Those things have been a scam from the very beginning.

Entrance fee?

So much for that.

OK, Kevin, we might really have to do the Throneberrys. Or Throneberries. Though to be sure, he was a genuine lefty, too, however inept. So our dainty Dances Horizontally With Rats might not be eligible.

This breaks my heart.

The Weblog Awards were the only reason I’ve been posting on the front page. Had I known there was to be no competition and no colorful prize banner, I’d have spent that time on my income-generating work, which has now evaporated from neglect.

Without those awards there’s nothing for me anymore. Nothing.

Jesus.

All this means is that weeeee are the champions, my frieeeennnndz for another year.

...and they still haven’t reviewed my claim on my blog. :P

Hey Obama, where’s the bailout for the Weblog Awards?!

All this means is that weeeee are the champions, my frieeeennnndz for another year.

Heh! And they must have been overwhelmed by the tsunominations for La Roast this year.

Dances Horizontally With Rats

That one’ll stick like glue, or some other sticky substance.