We’re all very busy…

...so you’re going to have to entertain yourselves by checking out one of the dumbest rivalries in the history of the internets: The New Agenda’s Amy Siskind (and her commenters) vs. Human Event’s Jason Mattera. It’s kinda like what a war between Andrew Dice Clay and Monty Python’s Hell’s Grannies would be like if everyone was huffing ether and repeatedly running headfirst into brick walls. Or something. I mean, you try to explain how some of the brainiacs from TNA seem to think Jason Mattera is a disillusioned Democrat or what in the hell this means:

Kiuku said:

Just another dude who has a problem with women.

Hey Jason, why do all men look like apes?

I went through a growth spurt and grew an inch. As a result I now can look a good deal of men in the eye. This changes your entire perspective. They have weird bodies. noting that tall or lithe or non-ape looking men are not the norm and that a lot of tall men were actually taking growth hormones from their parents for sports. Most men appear stout, and not lithe, and it almost looks like their arms are a little longer than womens. They have a longer upper torso. They look more ape-like than women. They walk like apes too. they are robust,and the reason for this is their Y chromosome hasn’t really changed in 6000 years by creationist theory, and 100,000 years by any other.

So when Jason can tell me why men look like apes, I’ll explain why some women look completely normal, like actual human beings.

[h/t Betty Cracker]

UPDATE: Mrs. Polly has Blingeed this sordid affair…

I Hate You, Jason Mattera, With The Fury of Eighteen Million Cracks!

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My brain hurts after reading that. Judging from the comments these are the absolute last people that should be throwing around stuff about cults of personality.

This is what happens when you promote something because it fits your myopic world view. Siskind likely jumped on the book because of the title (“Obama Zombies”) and didn’t bother to google “Jason Mattera”.

Poor Amy, stung by her personal hatred and teh internets, again.

Bingo, Tom. The enemy of my inadequate black male isn’t necessarily my fellow PUMA. How long will it take for that to sink in? Jeebus.

Remember: she’s the new face of Feminism.

Isn’t Jason mattera the chickenhawk who took “they also serve who stand and wait” as his fighting motto at the start of the Iraq war?

Aimai

It gets worse (for her):

Denny Matola said:
I think you need to take a look at Jason Mattera’s background before you make fools of yourselves.

Judging by the comments here, most of you seem to think he’s an ex-Democrat for some reason. He’s NEVER been a Democrat, always a Republican. That’s why he laughed at the idea of laying off Hillary.

# 29 June 2010 at 8:46 am

Amy Siskind said:
Denny – we are well aware of who he is.

Amy Siskind said:

Denny – we are well aware of who he is.

Sure you were, Amy! I’d run with that if I were you.

[IDs redacted as it’s not fair to pillory individuals among so many twits]

Recovered Dem, I was guessing. I haven’t seen the book. That said, if that sort of nonsense ISN’T in there, I’ll buy a copy and eat the goddamned thing.
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The Democratic party appealed to the “bros before hos/women suck/fuck dem pussies” mentality in these little pieces of ambulatory waste, and used it to get into office. Now, we get to see the poor little creature trying SO HAWD to express his youthful disenchantment with having been made a complete, gullible jackass in the eyes of the world … and the only way he can think of to do it is to engage in exactly the same “bitchez ain’t shit” attitude that caused the problem in the first place.
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Is there any way we can get this stuff out to some of Simon & Schuster’s other Political authors (some of whom are important Dem supporters, and others are women in the public eye because of political connections)? I mean, these guys also publish Mary Cheney, Begala and Carville, and lots of others. If their authors condemn this, they’d probably be more bothered by it.

Also.

Another women’s org, Eleanor Roosevelt Legacy, is joining us in speaking out!
http://www.facebook.com/profil…..38;ref=ts#!/prof ile.php?id=1161057233&ref=mf

“Joining you”?! They were the ones who informed you that you were being a complete dinkus by fluffing the guy in the first place!

It’s not at all surprising after what we witnessed during the primaries when Hillary’s online loons were embracing anti-Obama screeds by the likes of Hannity, Pat Buchanan, Pam Geller, John Ziegler, etc., etc. Research isn’t one of their strong suits.  That’s why so many of them easily transitioned into becoming full-blown wingnuts.

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Jesus H. Fuck.  That one post is already drowning me in stupidity.  And misandry, but that’s another subject.

Isn’t Jason mattera the chickenhawk who took “they also serve who stand and wait” as his fighting motto at the start of the Iraq war?

I think so. He also came out with this bravura performance (check out the audience reaction shots—spot the RW celeb agape!).

I’m not sure how knowing who Mattera is helps Siskind’s cause. Either she didn’t know (dumb), or she knew and promoted him anyway (dumber).

Real genius, that one.

Is Jason Mattera a chickenhawk? Oh is he ever!

Isn’t Jason mattera the chickenhawk who took “they also serve who stand and wait” as his fighting motto at the start of the Iraq war?

Mattera chose to fight the culture war instead of fighting in Iraq.

Mattera is always the asshole who was screaming about race-based scholarships when he was a college republican, only to find out that he was receiving a $5000/yr scholarship from the Hispanic College Fund.

Link fail: Hispanic College Fund

Mrs. Polly has Blingeed this sordid affair…

pfffftBWAHAHA!

AliceP. said:
http://blog.oregonlive.com/myo…..ast_f.html

Apparently he has also spoken out about companies providing breast feeding time for working women. Oh this guy is a real gem indeed.
.# 29 June 2010 at 9:42 am

Amy Siskind said:

Great research AliceP!

All hail AliceP!  With her mastery of the Googles, nothing can stop us now!

BY THE BOW OF DIANA THE HUNTRESS, THE NEW AGENDA IS GOING TO MAKE JASON MATTERA RUE THE NIGHT HE STOOD US FOR THE PROM.

GO, MY MINIONS, EMAIL ANGRY LETTERS TO JASON AND HIS PUBLISHER! ANGRY LETTERS ARE LIKE FLAMING ARROWS OF JUSTICE, EXCEPT WITHOUT THE POINTY TIP AND THE FLAMING PARTS!

SPREAD THE WORD TO ALL THE CLANS OF PUMA! LIGHT THE “LADY LYNNE SIGNAL” ON TOP OF CITY HALL! ACTIVATE MECHA-HARRIET CHRISTIAN AND ROBO-JEN-4! RELEASE THE 18 MILLION KRAKENS!

I, THE VOICE OF ALL WOMEN, HAS SPOKEN.

The Democratic party appealed to the “bros before hos/women suck/fuck dem pussies” mentality

To quote John Cole (unless I mean Steve Benen): They just can’t help it.

Amy issues orders to her minions:

Uppity- can you make us a graphic to put all over the blogosphere til he apologizes? Maybe the book cover with SEXIST across it….we’ll post it everywhere!

And from the careful what you wish for department:

Jason, stupidity at the level at which you evince it should be fatal.

Christ, talk about a grudge-match made in Heaven.

Poor Amy. Her “non-partisan” mask has slipped again! Of course, it would help if she wore it eyeholes-up.

RELEASE THE 18 MILLION KRAKENS!

There it is. The rest of us can go home now.

That was a special delivery, just for you, Polly!

It’s the Peoples’ Judean Front versus the Peoples’ Front of Judea!

Uppity- can you make us a graphic to put all over the blogosphere til he apologizes? Maybe the book cover with SEXIST across it….we’ll post it everywhere!

Why is Amy Siskind enlisting Uppitywoman to run an advertising campaign for Jason Mattera’s book?

Somebody should alert The New Agenda and get them to run a blame-and-shame campaign against them both until they apologize.

Oh, I see now.  Amy’s point is that she and her cohorts hate at least one Republican man almost as much as they hate all Democrats of both sexes (except Hillary), thus proving her non-partisanship.

NAG related, if slightly OT: I would be remiss in not steering everybody toward some helpful advice dispensed by one of the NAGs in their new article on FEMALE APHRODISIACS.

The best female aphrodisiac advice I obtained from this article: “ALLOW TIME FOR HER TO STOP BEING PISSED OFF.”

Lessee, May 2008-now…

It’s the Peoples’ Judean Front versus the Peoples’ Front of Judea!

It’s more like Cobra Commander versus Skeletor.  Only without the tactical expertise of Destro or Beast Man.

Well, my comment is “awaiting moderation,” and given the paucity of obvious shots like mine on her blog, I have a feeling it’s not gonna make it, but here’s what I posted:

Gee Amy, who exactly did you think you were going to be dealing with when you started promoting Sarah Palin? Sexists? What a shock!

I could have gone on but why bother.  At least maybe the person responsible for moderating comments on her blog will feel just a little more beleageured for my efforts.

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