Rush needs to:

Die

In

A

Fire

Fire is too quick. He should take a bath in sulfuric acid.

He’s probably put more money into their economy than the US Government. Sex tourism isn’t cheap.

Apparently I am in a constant state of poor taste, inasmuch as I have a long list of people I routinely wish flaming cancer of the asshole upon. Of course, this should come as a shock to no one.

Apparently I am in a constant state of poor taste, inasmuch as I have a long list of people I routinely wish flaming cancer of the asshole upon. Of course, this should come as a shock to no one.

Reason #12349587 we stalk you.

Allan, I would be the first to throw you a parade!

Uh-oh, someone just pointed out this tweet from Sue the T-Rex at the Field Museum of Natural History:

As if my fellow Chicagoans needed another reason to be charitable: Did you know Chicago was founded by a Haitian?

OMG! Evolution is another Axelrovian/ACORN plot!!!!

Like the slobs who listen to Flush have any cash to spare.

I despise both Robertson and Limbaugh, but at least Robertson is asking for donations and he has already had a group of missionaries in Haiti who have been there as aid. He is still a monster for saying what he has said about victims of disaster, but at least his followers are donating money for help.

Limbaugh, on the other hand, is the complete Asshole Package. He turns the massive relief effort from the US into a political talking point AND he discourages his listeners from making donations. I can only assume that the bitter and ignorant idiots who listen to him would not have donated money anyway, so that’s my sole point of acceptance for his loathsome behavior.

I know, I know, he’s just being his usual slimy self, nothing new here. But really, this is like a new low even for him.

Good point, Donna. Olbermann pointed out last night that everyone else—Fox, Sean Hannity’s homepage, Red State, Townhall, all the conservative sites—have some kind of link up for the Red Cross or Salvation Army or some relief effort, so Limbaugh is really on his own in assholery here. As you say, I can’t imagine too many of his listeners would give to Haiti relief efforts or any other charity, and maybe a few people will give more just because he’s pissed them off. Still, oxygen and water are wasted on this asshole.

Thanks, Oblomova.

I saw this on another blog and thought it was pretty great of Craig Ferguson:

Oh, Donna, that is awesome! I love Craig Ferguson immoderately—it’s not just because I’m part Scottish, I swear! I’m reposting that on Facebook right now!

They’re embedded in a sound bite above, tobadtobetrue—Limbaugh discouraged people from donating to the Haitian relief effort. If he’s trying to spin in now, it’s only because he realizes he’s finally gone too far even for some of the knuckle-dragging troglodytes who call themselves “dittoheads.”