What could possibly go wrong?

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This has absolutely no potential to go horribly awry…

Posted by Betty Cracker on 11/02/09 at 03:15 PM • Permalink

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Oh this should be good. Can’t wait for one of the teabaggers to show up with his hand-cannon and start screaming about his rights when the Capitol Hill Police gang-tackle him.

Once again—I await the 2012 RNC riots with bated breath.

Well, unfortunately, it really doesn’t have the potential to go awry, because everything teabaggers do is graded on the curve of “They’re not DFHs, so nothing they do is scary or menacing or over the top.”  The forty-year backlash to the ‘60s guarantees that even the mildest uprisings by our side are deemed freakish and un-American and beyond the pale, while right-wingers have to amass a triple-digit body count, a la OKC, before anyone thinks something might be a tads awry.

Had Bachmann been around in 1776, her followers would have surrounded Independence Hall, locked the doors and burnt it down with the Founders trapped inside…because who the hell were they to start a war with England and what the fuck was that “United States of America” federalist bullshit? 

Oh, and “Nature’s God”? Eat flaming death, Statist Coven of Paganites!

Based on their insistence that they can too bring constituents to the Capitol they’re planning to hit up their voters real hard to defray the expense of the long battle to allow them to do ... what any schmoe off the street can do for free.

What Tom65 said, also. Those dudes do not screw around.

Every day, all over the nation, the 2nd Amendment rights of We the People are impinged upon, at the doors of courhouses, high schools, and the DMV! Our natural-born citizens are marched through metal detectors, wanded, and parted from the comfort of protection of their lives and properties at airports across the country! This shall not stand. We the People demand the repeal of September 11th, in the name of September 12th!

On a fairly unrelated note, but something I just want to bitch about, I guess Alan Grayson’s moneybomb was a success. But damn, could you be a more transparent hack. The guy posits himself as the champion of the “progressive activists” and his big strategy is…say a bunch of bombastic shit and then organize a money bomb. He fits in perfectly with the likes of David “write your local newspaper and tell them to run my column” Sirota.

And yeah, hilarity should ensue anytime Bachmann organizes a rowdy group of teabaggers.

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