What Do You Not Understand About STFU, Dick?

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Let’s see . . . what’s the perfect cure for a hump-day-slump?  How about a ringside seat at the Folie à deux de Cheney?

It’s been a while since La Lizzy’s political ADD took her out of the running for her home-away-from-home’s senate seat, but, apparently she’s back on her meds. Papa Dick’s unfailing political instincts have evidently indicated that it’s time to reassert the Cheney brand and remind folks that La Lizzy is still a pure-bred neocon who once was an assistant deputy something or other in the State Department, ergo her head is full of foreign policy awesomeness.

So, with Papa Dick’s geopolitical genius and prose-styling help, Cheney et fille dropped a throbbing load of spittle-flecked Obama-bashing which landed with a satisfying plop on the Op-Ed pages of The Wall Street Journal.

In case any of you Roasters are too unwilling or unworthy to slither under WSJ’s paywall, here’s your one-way ticket to Advanced Dementia.  You can read through the cheneyarglebargle, for yourself, if you care to.  Or, Bob Cesca, at Daily Banter has done a great job of picking at the carrion.  But, really, there are few surprises here for veteran Cheney-watchers.

We already know that Dick Cheney is a self-deluded, degenerate, lying sack of shit that should be sitting in a cell somewhere rather than be allowed to roam the streets babbling his demented advice from any available bullhorn.  That’s not news, and this current Op-Ed is simply the latest installment of The Dick That Wouldn’t Go Away.

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But wait!! there’s more! That was just Act 1.  They HAVE a solution!  Your money . . . their pockets.

The Cheneys’ press release announces:

“. . . the formation and launch of The Alliance for a Strong America, a 501(c)4 grassroots organization that will advocate for a restoration of American strength and power. The group will be led by former Vice President Cheney, who will serve as Chairman and Liz Cheney, who will be the group’s President.  The committee is supported by citizens who are dedicated to the hard but necessary task of preserving freedom and restoring American strength and power in the wake of the Obama administration’s national security failures.”

The Alliance for a Strong America, a grassroots organization built to assail President Obama’s foreign policy, will educate about and advocate for the policies needed to restore American power and pre-eminence. We will provide information to citizens about national security and defense policy, and ensure that these issues are a critical part of America’s national debate and discussion over the next two years and beyond.

And so it is that Daddy’s Little Deferment now has her very own war chest to keep his little carbetbagger solvent and his political influence alive.

GAG ME.

Posted by Bette Noir on 06/18/14 at 10:24 AM • Permalink

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Jeebus Fucking Christ on a pogo stick!  When the hell did I shift into alternate dimension X where the lizard people have seized control again?  And how the hell do I get back to the marginally-more-sane “real” universe?

Who needs a job when rethug grifting is just so darned profitable?

These cowardly right-wing d-bags sure are obsessed with the appearance of “strength and power”, aren’t they?

Wait, wait,..........do you hear that? Sounds like a boat engine, wait, look over there! It’s a fat, old, white man jumping a shark!!! Ohp, and there goes his daughter too!!

President Obama’s foreign policy is a disaster because it doesn’t funnel enough money into Cheney’s stock portfolio.

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