What the Jangle-Angle Did Next*

Betty C. has already noted Sharron Angle might do a number of things besides run for President of the United States. However, no one could have possibly foreseen what Obtuse would get up to on Friday, 21 Jan. [via J.M.G.]:

Sharron will be sharing her beauty and makeup challenges during the campaign and how she overcame them!
She had confidence that she would look great with 14 -16 hour days & with numerous appearances daily…so can you!

Swear to God.

Attendees of this event got to see first hand how The Many Angled One stayed pretty during numerous appearances daily.

By not actually appearing :

We opened the event with ... a great live testimony from virtual guest Sharron Angle, former Republican member of Nevada Assembly and recent candidate for U.S. Senate.

... Yeah. Words fail. I’d have to make up a language comprised of armpit farts and whoop-whoop noises to provide further comment on this ... this ... [fwaap, fwop! Whooop!]

*Profuse apologies to the memory of E. Lear.

Posted by Hunger Tallest Palin on 01/31/11 at 11:43 PM • Permalink

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Not to be all facist (not to be confused with fascist, which, as an Obama-supporter, I definitely am), but, Sharron, hon.  Don’t quit your day job.  Whatever that is.

For the sake of posterity, you might want to use the permalink:

By not actually appearing

Sharon Angle is giving makeup advice? Damn, next thing will be Bristol Palin getting paid to preach abstinence to college students.

What?

Only in America can you use a senatorial campaign to springboard you into the job of make-up consultant!

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